I trust there will be a murder in the red barn.

So this takes place after the earth dies screaming?

/two references from the "Bone Machine" CD in one thread, not bad

Hmm. I was hoping it would be Waits as Roland in the Dark Tower series.

Joystk: Waits as Roland

The face I can see, but the rest of Waits persona as Roland? Roland was lightning quick and alert.

IS IT GUNSLINGER IS IT GUNSLINGER???
~looks~
No. Bleh.

Sgygus: Joystk: Waits as Roland

The face I can see, but the rest of Waits persona as Roland? Roland was lightning quick and alert.

Well, Roland was like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Clint Eastwood rolled into one.

This is a great casting move, though. Because, you know, Tom knows karate, voodoo too, he's gonna make himself available to you. He don't need no makeup, he's got real scars. He's got hair on his chest, and he looks good without a shirt.

/goin' out west where they'll appreciate me

Joystk: Sgygus: Joystk: Waits as Roland

The face I can see, but the rest of Waits persona as Roland? Roland was lightning quick and alert.

Well, Roland was like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Clint Eastwood rolled into one.

Maybe. But he's no headless Thompson gunner.

I'm in ur Waits thredz, casting out Zevon references.

is it a feature length Knights of Cydonia?
You and i must fight for our rights!

caperbear: is it a feature length Knights of Cydonia?
You and i must fight for our rights!

Best. Video. Ever.

Awesome, everyone will tell Ron Perlman what a great job he did in the movie.

I bet it will be big in Japan.

I'd be more excited if the directors didn't massively suck.

I wonder what the rating will be...

X Rated...that's all good and fine.
Triple X...meh, ok.
I saw this place with SEVEN X'S...The only thing I could figure was "Women Without Skin"

This thread is full of win.

//God's away on business.

He was in a movie I saw recently called Wristcutter: A Love Story. It was pretty good. I recommend it.

great another swing from tom waits nuts thread. Over-rated
/a poormans tom petty at best

Stay Cool Babylon

The face I can see, but the rest of Waits persona as Roland? Roland was lightning quick and alert.

Well, Roland was like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Clint Eastwood rolled into one.

Maybe. But he's no headless Thompson gunner.

I'm in ur Waits thredz, casting out Zevon references.

Oh, that sonuvabiatch Van Owen!

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: /a poormans tom petty at best

Obvious troll is obvious.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: great another swing from tom waits nuts thread. Over-rated
/a poormans tom petty at best

Get away from me kid, ya bother me

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: great another swing from tom waits nuts thread. Over-rated
/a poormans tom petty at best

This doesn't even make sense. *swings from Tom Waits nuts*

Unavailable for comment

post-apocalyptic western thriller



It's been done before.

Blowmonkey: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: great another swing from tom waits nuts thread. Over-rated
/a poormans tom petty at best

This doesn't even make sense. *swings from Tom Waits nuts*

Oh I get it, he's referring to Tom Petty's role in the Postman, a bit part in a post-apocalyptic western.

/chicken dinner

/hot

Balrog1:

Re: "Wristcutter: A Love Story."

Yeah, I enjoyed that one a lot, too. I like movies that are a little left of center, so to speak. He was good as Renfield in "Bram Stoker's Dracula", too.

Always liked Tom Waits' acting more than his music. Just never got into his vocal style. Great writer, though. Hey - different strokes...

My favorite Tom Waits quote:

Q: What is a gentleman?
A: A man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

What the hell, just to cover all bases


*wails on the effects pedal some more*

6 String Samurai?

/nice shoes

Cervantes3773: 6 String Samurai?

/nice shoes

Float away little butterfly...

glad to see Tom hit the Big Time

He ain't no extra baby,
He's a leading man

Sloth-Man: What the hell, just to cover all bases
*wails on the effects pedal some more*

No one's gonna take you alive, man

Well what's he waiting for?

/got nuthin

Stay Cool Babylon: Joystk: Sgygus: Joystk: Waits as Roland

The face I can see, but the rest of Waits persona as Roland? Roland was lightning quick and alert.

Well, Roland was like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Clint Eastwood rolled into one.

Maybe. But he's no headless Thompson gunner.

I'm in ur Waits thredz, casting out Zevon references.

Two of my favorite artists. Double bonus!


kungfu jesus with a side of lime: great another swing from tom waits nuts thread. Over-rated
/a poormans tom petty at best

That makes no sense at all. I think even Petty himself would agree with me.

DecemberNitro: Sloth-Man: What the hell, just to cover all bases
*wails on the effects pedal some more*

No one's gonna take you alive, man

And how can we win when fools can be kings?

Now I want Tom Waits to cover "Knights of Cydonia".

Sloth-Man: Unavailable for comment

He fell and died in my game...

So I liberated his stuff.

"Did that psychofrakulator work, or what?"

/ --farkulator, whatever frankenpus
//would see upcoming movie for casting if nothing else

That's what I love about Fark.

We're all as mad as hatters here.

bush: My favorite Tom Waits quote:

Q: What is a gentleman?
A: A man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

My favorite: I'm so horny even the crack of dawn better watch out.

I could have been Tom Waits.

/Super double obscure.

El Dudereno: bush: My favorite Tom Waits quote:

Q: What is a gentleman?
A: A man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

My favorite: I'm so horny even the crack of dawn better watch out.

Regarding his current touring band: They're all multi-instrumentalists, and they polka like real men.

And, what the hey, here's a stream of these real men in concert from last summer: Link (new window)

I'm gettin' harder than Chinese algebra....

fish500
Well what's he waiting for?

/got nuthin

dang, i was re-reading the headline and that pun came to me...I was thinking, I don't think I have ever seen that pun on fark before, and then I open the thread to post it, and there you were with it.

neat and weird

/dang
//we both got nuthin

"My veal cutlet started walking across the table, trying to beat the sh*t outta my cup of coffee.... the coffee wasn't strong enough to defend itself"

"and then eventually you get around to taking advantage of yourself.... makin' the scene with a magazine...
i'm not weird about it, i don't tie myself up first or somethin'..."


/sorry if they have errors... i was writing them from memory.

wiredroach: I'm gettin' harder than Chinese algebra....

Raise my rent and take off all your clothes.

TypoFlyspray: wiredroach: I'm gettin' harder than Chinese algebra....

Raise my rent and take off all your clothes.

You like Shelly, I like Jane, what was the girl with the snake skins name?


Getcha little something that you can't get at home...

new, post-apocalyptic western thriller

As opposed to all those OLD post-apocalyptic Westerns we've got lying around, right?

Maybe we'll finally get to see...what he's building in there.

/What the hell is he building in there?

//...got a right to know...

Okay. Quit all the Tom Waits quotes...

/trying to cook up a filipino box spring hog over here, jeez.