My god, not having a career anymore does amazing things to one's brain, doesn't it?

.....who the fark is this woman, and why would any one, even fox news, let her appear on there program?

So when she sang "I Am Not a Bimbo", she was lying.

she is truly insane.

what_now: .....who the fark is this woman, and why would any one, even fox news, let her appear on there program?

I think because she was on SNL the Hannitys, etc. figure that she'll connect with people because she's "one of us".
Dumb as a post, and looks like she put on some poundage, but duct tape her mouth and I'd hit it!

I think it's all an act.

what_now: .....who the fark is this woman, and why would any one, even fox news, let her appear on there program?

She used to be an actor on SNL. So she's recognizable by TV viewers. And she's got the correct right-wing nutjob viewpoints. So she's good to go.

Please do, take all the people that agree with her and let Limbaugh, Hannity and Palin run their country.

Oh, she's still alive?

I think she's fruity as a nutcake.

If this is an act, she's right down there with Joaquin Phoenix and his rapper persona ;)

OldScotch: Please do, take all the people that agree with her and let Limbaugh, Hannity and Palin run their country.

Um, we already fought the Nazis once. Why should we have to go do it again?

And besides, Obama is more of a Marxist than communist.

She's doing a schtick right? I mean, that's some character from SNL I forget, right?

PacManDreaming: OldScotch: Please do, take all the people that agree with her and let Limbaugh, Hannity and Palin run their country.

Um, we already fought the Nazis once. Why should we have to go do it again?

And besides, Obama is more of a Marxist than communist.

That's like saying I'm more of a chair than a sofa. You can make the argument, but it doesn't make either comparison any less retarded.

Lando Lincoln: I think it's all an act.

Nah, she's been like this for YEARS.

OldScotch: Please do, take all the people that agree with her and let Limbaugh, Hannity and Palin run their country.

That, and the article says she hates Al Franken, which pretty much gets you on the FOX payroll for life, I imagine.

Repeating wharrgarbl has been so good for the conservative movement. That they can get people to do it for free really speaks to their ability to, um, piss on one foot while shooting the other while shiatting on the other.

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Did she do a handstand on the desk?

robmilmel: figure that she'll connect with people because she's "one of us".

Lando Lincoln: she's recognizable by TV viewers

Wintermute6: she's still alive?

The Onanist: she's been like this for YEARS.

Seriously? I have never seen this woman in my life. What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

FTFA: ""My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful."

So, for the last 8 years you've been super-motivated to earn some wealth, yet you can't even get the "random wife in erectile dysfunction commercial" roles that Mary Gross can score?

Maybe she's still counting on "American Spectator" to offer her $100k to pose nude.

I think the Republicans were better off with Dennis Miller. But that was a while back when they still were at least trying.

what_now: Seriously? I have never seen this woman in my life. What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

I remember her but not any of her characters, which should tell you how classic they were. She was on there back in the Carvey/Meyers/Hartman era.

Mired in irrelevant obscurity, the right turns to Victoria Jackson.

This is too fkn good to be true.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: So, for the last 8 years you've been super-motivated to earn some wealth, yet you can't even get the "random wife in erectile dysfunction commercial" roles that Mary Gross can score?

Mary Gross is in an erectile dysfunction commercial? Is that her married to Bob in the Enzyte ads?

Fta:

My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful.

yeah Vickie, hon, cause You've been just poised for that triumphant career comeback for the last two decades, but now- Hey why bother? You do realize it been so long since you had a steady job that Dennis Miller was a liberal back then?


Further Bon Mots from this intellectual titan:


Well, I've never been involved in politics. 'Cuz it's just neh neh neh, neh neh neh. But all of a sudden it was, it was: Oh, Hillary Clinton is a socialist, she wants to socialize medicine. Well, I'll have to vote against her. And then all of a sudden a communist appears! Out of nowhere! And that's when I started to get involved. So I did research. Uh, black liberation theology, his church, is Marxist. And his professors are Marxist. Redistribute the wealth --"


Holy Cow...you know, I'm begining to suspect that "dizzy blonde bimbo" character she used to play all the time on SNL wasn't an act

what_now: Seriously? I have never seen this woman in my life. What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

victoria's secrets (new window)

the only skit of hers that springs to mind.

what_now: What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

The ones that stick out are "Toonces" and "The Love Toilet".

She was on SNL like 20 years ago or so.

I believe she is a "born-again" Bible-thumper and has had an appropriately-themed website for years.

Bloody William: That's like saying I'm more of a chair than a sofa.

I was thinking Panda, but you can be a chair if you'd like.

what_now: .....who the fark is this woman, and why would any one, even fox news, let her appear on there program?

Back in the 80's she was the "kinda hot chick we can get into skimpy outfits to boost the ratings" du jour on SNL:

what_now: Seriously? I have never seen this woman in my life. What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

Saturday Night Live

In 1986, Jackson was hired to join Saturday Night Live for its 12th season...Jackson became most famous for her appearances on Weekend Update with Miller, again reciting poetry while doing backbends or handstands on the desk (with Miller cracking a suggestive comment about her at the end) or, in the cases of the episode hosted by Steve Martin and another hosted by Demi Moore, singing and dancing on the Weekend Update desk.

After many such appearances had established her character, Jackson began to read a poem, but stopped and said in a low, throaty voice, "I can't do it anymore. I can't do this Victoria 'airhead' thing anymore." She then removed her blonde wig to reveal a butch brunette wig underneath, announcing that she could not believe people thought that her goofy routine was for real, and that she would be doing serious political commentary on the show from that point onward.

Recurring characters on SNL
* Brenda Clark from Toonces the Driving Cat
* Jenny Baker, a Christian girl who appears on "Church Chat"
* Nancy Maloney, a nightclub singer for The Jungle Room
* Susan Keister, the daughter of the Keister family (played by Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks)

Magorn: Fta:

"My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful."

Yeah, like there was ever a real danger of that happening.

Idiots like this are rarely in danger of being successful. Like the idiot who tells you his [friend, uncle, whatever] "turned down a raise because he would have ended up making less after taxes".

PacManDreaming:
And besides, Obama is more of a Marxist than communist.


No, He's more John Shaftist than Marxist....

over-the-air HDTV is all on UHF, so, yes, UHF tv is the wave of the future.

here's another skit with her

toonces without a cause (new window)

OHHHHHH!!! OK!! Thanks!!

I remember her now!! She had a kinda whiny, high pitched voice?

I didn't recognize her she has not aged well.

yeah, she was passably funny. No Phil Hartman, but a pretty good cast member.

tallguywithglasseson: "My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful."

Yeah, like there was ever a real danger of that happening.

Idiots like this are rarely in danger of being successful. Like the idiot who tells you his [friend, uncle, whatever] "turned down a raise because he would have ended up making less after taxes".

Well, it's true. I would be a millionaire right now, but then I learned what kind of taxes I would have to pay. I'm not going to shell out that kind of money to the government! So I decided to keep my crappy job so I can really stick it to the man.

HA HA, TAX-CRAZY DEMOCRATS! THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

UberDave: No, He's more John Shaftist than Marxist....

I hear he's one bad mother[SHUT YOUR MOUTH!]

what_now: I remember her now!! She had a kinda whiny, high pitched voice?

Yep.

Asa Phelps: over-the-air HDTV is all on UHF, so, yes, UHF tv is the wave of the future.

No, not all of it. More than before, but there are still quite a few in the VHF band. KOCO-DT (Oklahoma City) is on channel 7 and KTUL-DT (Tulsa) is on 10, for example.

Lando Lincoln: I think it's all an act.


I came into one of these threads and said the same thing once, and somebody posted a link that just about changed my mind--she was ranting and raving about something else. I don't pay any attention to her, and I wasn't even watching SNL when she was on it, but I now think she might be a genuine loony tunes.

I don't think most people ever have to worry about being so successful that "the communists will take it away".
That's like lobbying heavily to keep the lottery going because you might win someday.

PacManDreaming: And besides, Obama is more of a Marxist than communist.

I'm intrigued with where you're going with this, please go on...

/Je suis un Marxist, comme Groucho.

what_now: robmilmel: figure that she'll connect with people because she's "one of us".

Lando Lincoln: she's recognizable by TV viewers

Wintermute6: she's still alive?

The Onanist: she's been like this for YEARS.

Seriously? I have never seen this woman in my life. What classic skits did she do that I may have seen?

I remember her in a few Toonces.

She strikes me as someone with the intellectual depth that would make her go GOP simply because she didn't like Franken. I'm assuming he was writing for SNL while she was there.

well in October she was calling him a muslim, so he is moving up the charts apparently.

Link

...Victoria who?

Also:

My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful.

I don't think that's something she has to worry her little blond empty head about. Ever.

Someone explain to me why I should care what an actor thinks about anything? This goes for both sides.

Look at me! I'm an attention whore!

/From her terrible, terrible website.

In fairness, it must be very hard to get out of bed in the morning knowing your only hope for work is "Oh God, I hope Kirk Cameron does another direct-to-video movie."

Everyone has a right to their voice being heard...

...except stupid people like her.

Great show you've got there, Hannity.

robmilmel: what_now: .....who the fark is this woman, and why would any one, even fox news, let her appear on there program?

I think because she was on SNL the Hannitys, etc. figure that she'll connect with people because she's "one of us".
Dumb as a post, and looks like she put on some poundage, but duct tape her mouth and I'd hit it!

That is exactly the same way I feel about Rachel Ray.