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(AP) Amusing Joaquin Phoenix's beard attacks a heckler   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 63
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bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:04:49 AM  
Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:07:59 AM  
bigpeeler: Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.

 
ManateeGag [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:15:17 AM  
Diogenes: bigpeeler: Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.


So when does Jerry Lawler give him the pile driver.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:20:58 AM  
ManateeGag: Diogenes: bigpeeler: Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.

So when does Jerry Lawler give him the pile driver.


Not soon enough.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:25:28 AM  
JOAQUIN IS THE REAL FATHER OF THE OCTO-BABIES

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 10:52:09 AM  
If Phoenix were totally farked up on drugs, I'd respect him more. If this is just a piss-poor Kaufman imitation, as it's becoming more and more clear it is, he can go fark himself.

 
J.D. Honnertits 2009-03-12 12:08:20 PM  
The only reason you guys hate him so much is because he is so cool.

 
IKillBugs 2009-03-12 12:08:48 PM  
A celebrity so self absorbed that he has lost touch with reality? Impossible!

 
emocomputerjock 2009-03-12 12:08:57 PM  
FTFA:

"We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,"

Does Eggman know about this?

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:12:45 PM  
J.D. Honnertits: The only reason you guys hate him so much is because he is so cool.

The only reason I hate him so much is because I am so cool.

 
mhd 2009-03-12 12:16:49 PM  
We really need Russell Crowe to beat him up. Again.

/Foitin'

 
Epiphany 2009-03-12 12:18:40 PM  
IKillBugs: A celebrity so self absorbed that he has lost touch with reality? Impossible!

It's all an act. People like you are the reason it's working!

 
superoogie 2009-03-12 12:23:10 PM  
That's so ghetto.

 
Hebalo [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:24:05 PM  
Diogenes: bigpeeler: Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.


Except very transparent, and being film by Affleck the whole time.

 
wiredmaverick 2009-03-12 12:25:17 PM  
I'm not an internet tough guy at all, but if I was the heckler I absolutely would have decked him as soon as he jumped off stage. I wish someone had. This whole Kaufman thing is getting really old and really obvious. Maybe if Affleck wasn't following him and filming everything he does it wouldn't be so bloody obvious.
/The Letterman interview was pretty funny though, even it was all an act

 
Clash City Farker 2009-03-12 12:25:45 PM  
I did not know he was teh gay.

/NTTAWWT

 
redmond24 2009-03-12 12:25:52 PM  
It's real to me damnit!

 
brakiachi 2009-03-12 12:27:29 PM  
Headline makes me think of The Tick

 
DriftingJesus [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:32:35 PM  
CUS HE'S A REAL AMERICAN HERO

 
zvoidx 2009-03-12 12:33:18 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
My beard...
I broke my beard

 
killahgrag [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:36:37 PM  
brakiachi: Headline makes me think of The Tick

"Arthur! My mustache is touching my brain!!!"

i358.photobucket.com

/"Rugged, self-assured, adult...these are the words who describe a man who wears a mustache."
//"Well, Tick, looks like your mustache has a date in a half hour... "
/farking great episode

 
Balrog1 2009-03-12 12:40:30 PM  
Now he has some street cred.

 
Rose Red 2009-03-12 12:42:59 PM  
Seriously- what is wrong with him?

 
for good or for awesome 2009-03-12 12:44:13 PM  
What movies has this guy been in?

 
Rose Red 2009-03-12 12:45:47 PM  
"Signs." He was good on that one-

 
Prattle Assassin 2009-03-12 12:46:07 PM  
Garde. Avant.

/he may want to rethink that cunning plan of his.

 
lils2v 2009-03-12 12:46:59 PM  
Rose Red: "Signs." He was good on that one-

for a movie that completely sucked... yea he wasnt bad

 
for good or for awesome 2009-03-12 12:50:16 PM  
Rose Red: "Signs." He was good on that one-

Wasn't that a Mel Gibson vehicle? And he's a big star?

 
Rose Red 2009-03-12 12:53:49 PM  
for good or for awesome: Rose Red: "Signs." He was good on that one-

Wasn't that a Mel Gibson vehicle? And he's a big star?


Yep- the movie as a whole wasn't great but Joaquin wasn't a moonbat back then either.

 
IKillBugs 2009-03-12 12:54:59 PM  
Epiphany: It's all an act. People like you are the reason it's working!

people that don't give a shiat about celebrities are the reason his act works? Who knew.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:56:16 PM  
ManateeGag: Diogenes: bigpeeler: Hey Joaquin, the novelty has done worn off. Move on.

I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.

So when does Jerry Lawler give him the pile driver.


Was it ever determined that Letterman was in on that too or was he just as surprised as America?

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-03-12 12:57:07 PM  
IKillBugs: Epiphany: It's all an act. People like you are the reason it's working!

people that don't give a shiat about celebrities are the reason his act works? Who knew.


Just the people who are actually taking him seriously.

 
busy chillin' 2009-03-12 12:57:09 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

/hoe keen fee nicks

 
IKillBugs 2009-03-12 12:58:56 PM  
KatjaMouse: Just the people who are actually taking him seriously.

Who's taking him seriously? I don't care what the fark he does. He's just one more celebrity acting like an asshole for attention.

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-03-12 01:08:44 PM  
mhd: We really need Russell Crowe to beat him up. Again.

/Foitin'


scottthong.files.wordpress.com

'Round the woold mate!

 
Groover McToober 2009-03-12 01:12:04 PM  
Ah, but you gotta love the guy just for being a spazz and a crack-up.
Sure, it's Andy Kauffman, but I liked Andy, too.

Give 'em hell, Joaquin!

 
Billy Ligue 2009-03-12 01:16:24 PM  
When is this assclown going to join his brother?

 
Epiphany 2009-03-12 01:17:23 PM  
IKillBugs: Epiphany: It's all an act. People like you are the reason it's working!

people that don't give a shiat about celebrities are the reason his act works? Who knew.


In a way. Had they been aware of Kaufman and Crispin Glover, they might be able to see right through this act of Pheonix's. Also, if they knew real celebrities and what they look like all drugged up and going down fast (Morrison) or saw Harmony Karmine (Kormine?)'s Letterman interview, NOW THAT is what it looks like to be on drugs on national television

 
NYZooMan 2009-03-12 01:22:28 PM  
Epiphany: IKillBugs: A celebrity so self absorbed that he has lost touch with reality? Impossible!

It's all an act. People like you are the reason it's working!


Well, if he's pulling a Kaufman I hope he gets to the dead part soon.

 
Groover McToober 2009-03-12 01:23:31 PM  
Epiphany: NOW THAT is what it looks like to be on drugs on national television

Just watch '70's SNL for that.

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2009-03-12 01:40:14 PM  
Wow, Joaquin looks exactly like a dirty version of his half-brother Wakeem, or however you spell it. I'm just assuming it's his half brother of course.

 
Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein of Gelderland 2009-03-12 01:58:17 PM  
www.dragonworksstudios.com

 
bostonowns 2009-03-12 02:06:34 PM  
i was there..i would post pics from my iphone if i knew how. it was pretty staged but thoroughly entertaining.

 
rokstar 2009-03-12 02:35:17 PM  
The video (NSFW language)

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/video/?slug=sfl-0312joaquinphoenixexclusivevideo

"/OMG!
//Shut..........Up!!!"

///Can't think of anything funny beard-related

 
bel4sucks 2009-03-12 02:35:46 PM  
superoogie: That's so ghetto HOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

heh

 
bukketmaster 2009-03-12 02:38:12 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

 
rokstar 2009-03-12 02:39:38 PM  

 
MmmBadEggs 2009-03-12 02:49:37 PM  
Diogenes: I think we're witnessing an Andy Kaufman.

Is that what this is? 'Cause I still can't wrap my brain around it...

 
Tourney3p0 2009-03-12 02:52:41 PM  
He didn't something that didn't affect me, but that I didn't agree with.

I hope he dies soon.

 
breathe 2009-03-12 03:31:59 PM  
emocomputerjock: FTFA:

"We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,"

Does Eggman know about this?


please tell me i'm not the only one who gets this.

 
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