Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

Oh, Hot Air thinks he did a swell job pushing Bushian BS. What a surprise!!

Keep it up, guys, your "Saddam attacked us on 9-11" line plays spectacularly to the 25% of Americans who would vote GOP even the party advocated mandatory imprisonment and waterboarding of their mothers.

But it drives away the 50% of Americans who call themselves independents that you desperately need to win elections.

So, yeah, keep pandering to the votes you already have at the expense of the votes you need.

Me! I Disconnect From You!

/ The people who believe this sort of "human being" would also be the sort who think the world is 6000 years old, right? Just trying to get a handle on which insane lies are socially acceptable.

BladBoy: Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

whoa. over in one.

BladBoy: Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

An eggplant? Kinky!

I guess if he wants to start a trend, then he can get cancer. Which is caused by liberals and Saddam and Muslims and did I mention liberals?

Can't blame him for trying. He has 2 options

1) Just not talking about it, or bringing it up again.

2) Keeping to the lie. If he doesn't he loses all credibility with the few people that still support him.

I know this is a family friendly sight and all but Ari can fark off.

BladBoy: Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

Wow, are you libs still in deniel over 9/11? Saddam atacked us and we responded.

/support are troops!

And why is Ari still in the news???

In order for Saddam to strike us again, he has to strike us once already.

Given his current predicament, I don't think Saddam's going to strike the US any time in the future, just like he never did in the past (on our soil).

Our purpose is to protect the national interest of the United States, and indeed the interests of people throughout the Middle East and around the world.

Saddam Hussein could not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons.

Iraq has failed to turn over virtually all the documents requested by the inspectors. Indeed, we know that Iraq ordered the destruction of weapons-related documents in anticipation of an UNSCOM inspection.

So Iraq has abused its final chance.

The hard fact is that so long as Saddam remained in power, he threatenrf the well-being of his people, the peace of his region, the security of the world.

The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people.

Bringing change in Baghdad will take time and effort. We will strengthen our engagement with the full range of Iraqi opposition forces and work with them effectively and prudently.

And mark my words, he would have developed weapons of mass destruction. He would have deployed them, and he would have used them.

Because we've acted, it is less likely that we will face these dangers in the future.

Wake up people. There were no 9/11 attacks. It was all holograms and cgi.

cue the Not this shiat again pic

The guy at the end of the thread: Our purpose is to protect the national interest of the United States, and indeed the interests of people throughout the Middle East and around the world.

Saddam Hussein could not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons.

Iraq has failed to turn over virtually all the documents requested by the inspectors. Indeed, we know that Iraq ordered the destruction of weapons-related documents in anticipation of an UNSCOM inspection.

So Iraq has abused its final chance.

The hard fact is that so long as Saddam remained in power, he threatenrf the well-being of his people, the peace of his region, the security of the world.

The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people.

Bringing change in Baghdad will take time and effort. We will strengthen our engagement with the full range of Iraqi opposition forces and work with them effectively and prudently.

And mark my words, he would have developed weapons of mass destruction. He would have deployed them, and he would have used them.

Because we've acted, it is less likely that we will face these dangers in the future.

Wow, way to show up my trolling you ass.

you're an ass.

BladBoy: Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

Are we talking dead hookers?

The guy at the end of the thread: The hard fact is that so long as Saddam remained in power, he threatenrf the well-being of his people, the peace of his region, the security of the world.

The really hard fact is that the west helped KEEP him in power, for as long as he was taking a kick at Iran.

Hypocrisy? We've heard of it.

The guy at the end of the thread:
The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people.


Well, to be fair, Iraq will get along fine with Iran once it's a puppet state of the latter. We can't stay there forever.

Pechorin: The guy at the end of the thread: Our purpose is to protect the national interest of the United States, and indeed the interests of people throughout the Middle East and around the world.

Saddam Hussein could not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons.

Iraq has failed to turn over virtually all the documents requested by the inspectors. Indeed, we know that Iraq ordered the destruction of weapons-related documents in anticipation of an UNSCOM inspection.

So Iraq has abused its final chance.

The hard fact is that so long as Saddam remained in power, he threatenrf the well-being of his people, the peace of his region, the security of the world.

The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people.

Bringing change in Baghdad will take time and effort. We will strengthen our engagement with the full range of Iraqi opposition forces and work with them effectively and prudently.

And mark my words, he would have developed weapons of mass destruction. He would have deployed them, and he would have used them.

Because we've acted, it is less likely that we will face these dangers in the future.

Wow, way to show up my trolling you ass.

you're an ass.

My head was spinning from the that, I didn't even know where to start. Should've seen you two's feet under the bridge.

/well played

Pechorin: The guy at the end of the thread: . . .

Bringing change in Baghdad will take time and effort. We will strengthen our engagement with the full range of Iraqi opposition forces and work with them effectively and prudently.

And mark my words, he would have developed weapons of mass destruction. He would have deployed them, and he would have used them.

Because we've acted, it is less likely that we will face these dangers in the future.

Wow, way to show up my trolling you ass.

you're an ass.

Aww, well trolled. And extra points for using a speech by Clinton to do it.

Perhaps ironicly, the attacks he described likely actually did great damage if not put an end to Iraq's WMD programs.

You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

Throw in some Chinese food and you coulda been NYZooman

*Golf Clap*

Screw this, Bristol Palin and Levy Johnson just broke up! MODMINS! GREENLIGHT!! NAOW!!! Ohhh man, nothing like a good ironic schadenfreude thread.

bulldg4life: Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert


Disagrees

Bucky Katt: BladBoy: Ari is the best liar in the world. I feel sorry for his wife, she could come home and find him in bed banging two hookers, a sheep, and an eggplant, and he would insist without batting an eye that she was "playing the blame game" and he would have no part of it. Then he would come.

An eggplant? Kinky!

Anyone else picturing Kid Icarus in eggplant form, or possibly the eggplant wizard?

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

Sigh, speaking of "skiing through the internet to find facts, where are yours?

[Citation needed]

/Yeah, I fed the troll

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

What'd I miss?

bartink: bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

What'd I miss?

Damnit. Boy is my face red...

Well played bulldg

mrjared: And why is Ari still in the news???

The Bush family needs all the help they can get trying to "rebuild" W's legacy, so they're calling out the sleaziest guns.

Arkitekt4040: Damnit. Boy is my face red...

It is.

Looks like you've been treading water stoned out of your mind.

bartink: What'd I miss?

CIA, Wombosi, Tangiers and Marseille.

bulldg4life: Arkitekt4040: Damnit. Boy is my face red...

It is.

Looks like you've been treading water stoned out of your mind.

Are you in my house?

/good work, though

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I like this bit the best: "Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert."

I get the Bourne / Matt Damon thing, I *love* the "everyone knows" part ("Everyone"? Who? People who married their sisters? You leave it open, and that's clever...), the "desert" description of where the attacks were planned... it's all fantastic.

Another great part was the word "Potentetial". Sweet. And it gets better...I love the way you draw attention to Bush ignoring the memo on Bin Laden being determined to attack the U.S with: "Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing." It's clever and requires a good memory on the part of the reader to see exactly where the satire is. Icing on the cake is not even mentioning Bin Laden at all, thus making the reader work that bit harder to remember how Bin Laden and Saddam had no connection whatsoever.

All in all, very impressive, loads of subtely and in-jokes, and frankly worthy of at least 8/10.

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

this is a new kind of troll that i am not familiar with.

Halli: CIA, Wombosi, Tangiers and Marseille.

Figured those must be relevant, but I've never seen the movie so...

dammit. guess i wasn't the first.

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

Someone on here is going to be very upset with you.

bartink: bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

What'd I miss?

Wasn't Wombosi the African guy he was sent to kill in the first movie? And I think capital "P" Potential is a reference to Franka Potente, the German chick from the first film.

bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from. Hawaii.

FTFY

/Bourne?
//Ultimatum?
///Supremacy?
////Damon?
///Hmmm...
//Couldn't work a "Matt" in there?
/Slash Mountian

Just watched the video clip searching for the quote. It's accurate, it comes in at the last 20 seconds. I watched a full segment looking for it. Ugh.

On a side note, I haven't watched Chris Matthews show in a while. It appears he's dumped all his chips to become a blatantly liberal talk show host along the likes of Sean Hannity. Weird.

Damnit... Too slow, only a million people got there before me.
But I'm the only one with a Slash Mountian!

/smug

depmode98: bulldg4life: You guys are such a bunch of f*cking assassins. An article gets greenlit and it's like reason was thrown in a Blackbriar patch. You people just don't understand. The CIA had all sorts of black bag projects and this is just another one on the list. The Potentetial for 9/11 was around all through the Clinton Administration and you libs did nothing. Everybody knows the 9/11 attacks were bourne in the Iraqi desert. But no, you retards sit around acting like you know everything. Like your knowledge is the best with some false sense of supremacy. Give me a f*cking break. You liberals have no freaking identity at all. Just biatch and biatch about reality like it just doesn't exist. Then, you give the rational conservatives some sort of ultimatum like we're the ones that were wrong and we need to shut up.

I don't give a damon what you people think. Anyone can get on the Net and ski through the internet to find facts. We don't need you libs to sit around and do the Wombosi dance in these threads day after day when obama is ruining the country. He should go back to f*cking Tangiers or Marseille or wherever the f*ck he's from.

this is a new kind of troll that i am not familiar with.

dude, StopArrestingMe has been doing this for months. This loser just took his job. He's just as good.

He dead.

Threat level blue.

Wasn't this already disproved?
Didn't the following people admit they were wrong about this?
1. Condi Rice
2. Colin Powell
3. Tony Blair

Has no one ever heard of Curveball (the lying informant and the reason for the Iraq war (new window)

After George Bush, royally farking up our country once once, how could we take the chance that the GOP might not strike again?