I predict multiple hits from those two!

You just can't beat a feel good story like this.

What a fantastic role model she is being to the millions of impressionable teenage girls who look up to her.fark.

Tigger: What a fantastic role model she is being to the millions of impressionable teenage girls who look up to her.fark.

I don't think she ever asked to be a role model. And honestly, someone this stupid probably can't even comprehend the concept, so... people are pretty much going to have to tire of her, or he's going to have to actually kill her, go through the trial, and we'll have to get sick of the Selena-esque tributes before they go away.

/Sad but true

Hits on their new album: covers of The Beetles "Help", Guns 'N Roses "I Used to Love Her (But I had to Kill Her)"

I hear their version of "Smack My biatch Up" totally rocks

MacG: Hits on their new album: covers of The Beetles "Help", Guns 'N Roses "I Used to Love Her (But I had to Kill Her)"

How about Jimi Hendricks' "Hey Joe!"

/well, Joe DID catch her messin' round with another man

They're the new Ike and Tina Turner.

Redoing that old Tony Orlando song "Knock Three Times"

This makes me wish that Bing Cosby's kids and/or wife could sing. Then we'd have something to compare this to.

What ever happened to sometimes the biatch just had it comin?

Rhianna's got a gun
Rhianna's got a gun
Her whole worlds come undone
From lookin straight at the sun
What did Chris Brown do
What did he put you through

They say when Rhianna was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin
Now that Rhiannas got a gun
She aint never gonna be the same

She deserves every last thing she gets at this point.

MacG: Hits on their new album: covers of The Beetles "Help", Guns 'N Roses "I Used to Love Her (But I had to Kill Her)"

Hmmm. Maybe "Mojo Hand" by Muddy Waters. And "Boom Boom Out go the Lights" by Stan Lewis (best known is Pat Travers cover of it).

Slam by Onyx

And the beat goes on...

Pffft!

Even Oprah wants to punch her face in at this point.

Annoying insecure biatch is annoying.

Michael Jackson's Beat It

serpent_sky: Tigger: What a fantastic role model she is being to the millions of impressionable teenage girls who look up to her.fark.

I don't think she ever asked to be a role model.

No, but Im pretty sure when she signed those big contracts she was looking for fame. And leadership and being a role model is just somethign that goes hand in hand with it. That is understood. For most people it should be a perk of the job. This is like when Charles Barkley said "Im not a role model" (paraphrasing). Maybe she isn't a role model in her own mind, but in the mind of thousands of kids she sure is.

And then, they're going to watch Punch-Drunk Love

/and be disappointed by a misleading title....

A cover of the Crystals "He Hit Me and it Felt Like a Kiss"?

Link (new window)

Oops I Did It Again, The Rendition, By Chris Brown.

Stupid Girl, Cover By Rihanna.

What the FARK is wrong with this stupid farking ho

I can't believe I'm commenting in another Rihanna thread but...

I imagine she's going to lose that Covergirl campaign pretty quick. I don't think there's a make up company out there that wants to risk the jokes.

"Easy, breezy, beautiful, completely camouflages the horrific beat down my limp-dicked boyfriend gave me last night, Covergirl."

I bet she falls overboard in international waters.

serpent_sky: I don't think she ever asked to be a role model.

She is whether she wants to or not. Celebrities are role models, true, many don't want to be, but if they REALLY didn't want to be, they'd bow out and go back to school and get a real god damned job!

I hear they do a smashing rendition of Prodigy's "Smack my biatch up"

i hear they're are gonna speed it up and do "lights out" by the mighty mighty bosstones

xxBirdMadGirlxx:
I can't believe I'm commenting in another Rihanna thread but...

I imagine she's going to lose that Covergirl campaign pretty quick. I don't think there's a make up company out there that wants to risk the jokes.

"Easy, breezy, beautiful, completely camouflages the horrific beat down my limp-dicked boyfriend gave me last night, Covergirl."

Actually, I hear L'Oreal's TrueMatch is better for that kind of stuff. So if Beyonce ever becomes last week's news, she has a opening.

/They were a client at one of my old jobs.
//Don't you judge me.

Help! By the Beatles

every generation has a couple like this

ike n tina
bobby and whitney
rhianna n chris

Some one already posted that.

Whoops

Once Bitten Twice Shy.

so we can has Rhianna "would you hit it" thread ?

shouldn't Chris Brown be singing "jailhouse rock" soon?

if they actually get to release the duet, my guess is it will be "Umbrella (Business End Remix)"

As time went by, I started to think... where are her male friends/relatives? I don't care how famous you are, I don't care how big your bodyguards are, if any female in my family were beat like this, there would be serious attempts on the abuser's life. Maybe not successful, but my dad likes guns, my brother's in the Army Reserves and one of my uncles is a retired Marine, (no such animal as an "Ex-Marine") my dad always manages to clean one of his guns when my sister brings home someone new, on the living room floor.

Jokes? I love jokes.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?

a quick learner.

Jester Arm: Rhianna's got a gun
Rhianna's got a gun
Her whole worlds come undone
From lookin straight at the sun
What did Chris Brown do
What did he put you through

They say when Rhianna was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin
Now that Rhiannas got a gun
She aint never gonna be the same

OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

SurfaceTension: MacG: Hits on their new album: covers of The Beetles "Help", Guns 'N Roses "I Used to Love Her (But I had to Kill Her)"

How about Jimi Hendricks' Hendrix's "Hey Joe!"

/well, Joe DID catch her messin' round with another man

FTFY

/huge fan

Subby, if you're looking for your ball... see that wall in centerfield? Look on the other side of that.

/"Earl Has to Die"
//Dixie Chicks

bostonowns: every generation has a couple like this

ike n tina
bobby and whitney
rhianna n chris

I hate to say it but:

Notice anything similar about these three couples? Besides the famous and beating people up things?

/ yeah I went there

we got the beat

\go-gos

She can stop trying to shove her poor decision making down my throat, thanks.

I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist

For some reason you are only naming famous black abusers like OJ, Ike Turner, Bobby Brown. Well, sorry, but there are just as many white ones. Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear, Sean Penn and Madonna, um, help me here....

Don't forget "Momma Said Knock You Out" (the great philosopher, L.L...)

If I Had a Hammer

Man, if I were dating someone this naive, I'd punch her in the face!