That's not Biggie, Lil' Kim! That's Captain Howdy!

I can't wait for Lil' Kim to go crazy and start killing people on Dancing with the Stars. This is going to be the best season evar!!

Say what you will, she certainly has fashion sense.

Upcoming? You mean the one released in January?

Why isn't there a rapper named Lil' House on the Prairie?

/stolen from a morning radio show

Ha, ha! She talks to people who aren't there, and hears voices in her head!

Doesn't she know you can't get away with admitting that out loud (and not being labeled a nutcase) unless you remember to call your imaginary friend "Jesus?"

I'd nail Faith Evans' ouija board.

Tits Up vs. Tits Out

Batshiat crazy. But at least she has nice jubblies and a pretty face.

CrankMyBlueSax: Batshiat crazy. But at least she has nice jubblies and a pretty face.

Both of which have been ruined by overzealous plastic surgeons who don't know when to quit, unfortunately.

She communicates w/ him by standing in front of a mirror saying "Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls."?

Sybarite: Upcoming? You mean the one released in January?

This.

I really wish they wouldn't let black people talk sometimes.

/not a racist

So she is taking over for Dionne Warwick and the psychic friends? I guess she learned how to channel spirits when she was in prison

"I'm a very spiritual person," she says...

I'mma keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
Cum all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this farkin' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a nubian frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
nubians ain't shiat but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my clit
I'm jumpin' up and up after I cum
Thinkin' they gon' get some pussy but they gets none

canadianloon: I really wish they wouldn't let black stupid people talk sometimes.

/not a racist

There, now it's not racist.

Lil Kim has no shame at all. At all!

Erodeo: Lil Kim has no shame at all. At all!

Very very naughty girl

canadianloon: I really wish they wouldn't let black people talk sometimes.

/not a racist

I am not convinced.

who here hasn't heard the reference tracks biggie recorded for her? it's creepy hearing his voice and her rhymes. think about this: biggie smalls talking about his vagina.
they exist.

This can be solved pretty easily if someone will just say Biggie Smalls in the mirror three times and ask his dead a**.

You know, on Halloween night, if you looking in a mirror and say Biggie Smalls three times, he'll appear.

I'm not brave enough to try it...

I can't wait till this comes out!

she should date Chris Brown

/can you imagine that that huge fat thing pushing up and down on that girl while holding his gut out of the way to get maximum penetration.

turtleking: can you imagine that that huge fat thing pushing up and down on that girl while holding his gut out of the way to get maximum penetration.

I couldn't until now!!!

then your welcome.


how about elliot spitzer giving her the old choker in the grand jury room while tupacs mom watches and masturbates on unreleased CD masters with
a used Suge Night cigar ?


was that better or worse

Just to remind you that this is the person who went from this:


A black girl

To this:

A white girl

So her ideas might be a little bit crazy. She's in Michael Jackson territory.

shes not white.


you can sandblastthe paint off of a Pinto but its still a talentless lying piece of (racial epithet )shiat inside.



/would hit it like Thomas Jefferson
// screaming "take it weezy take it"
/// she would have to call me Archie

Yo, tell Biggie to STFU, or we'll bust a Proton Pack cap in his ghostly ass.