I bet shes singing those "Disney ain't paying me blues."

Revelation 6:5 - 6:6 "And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice..."

Holy crap, there might be something to this bible thing after all.

It couldn't possibly be worse than Jessica Simpson's...

/could it?

Thanks, asshat who signed this talentless waste of skin, for reminding me why Trashville pop country sucks. What we need is for a 50 ft mecha-Hank Sr. stomping down Music Row, eating record execs and shiatting out gold records.

Hope her pu&&y doesn't fall out in the studio.

/probably not a genetic thing anyway

Thank you omnipotent skylord, my prayers have been answered!

Meh... What the Hell... "Country" radio is already filled with vapid, talentless acts just like her. What's one more?

Hm. Methinks Lynn Spears has everything to do with this.

The talentless apple doesn't fall far from the raging coont tree.

It is just me or does it seem like that in every non-posed, professionally shot picture of her, she always has this huge scowl on her face? She looks like a total biatch to me.

Remember guys, seventeen (new window) will get you twenty.

Gosh, remember when her big sister was that cute? Their looks don't last for long, that's for sure.

I'm kinda surprised someone hasn't made a "Death To False Country" meme...like that "Death to False Metal" one.

Also: Crazy runs in her family. Like Blonde hair. Beware

flecsrogar: I'm kinda surprised someone hasn't made a "Death To False Country" meme...like that "Death to False Metal" one.

I know not of this meme, but would like to see it. Wait, unless you're just talking about those Manowar nerds.

I gotta get off of this planet

Whatthefark: Remember guys, seventeen (new window) will get you twenty.

No it won't. She lives in Mississippi. Fifteen will get you twenty, seventeen will get you... uh... the respect of your peers.

Of course, these are your peers: