but nuttier than a tote bag of Zagnut

It's good to hear she's looking at The Big Picture (new window).

Trent Reznor shagged her and sang on "Past the Mission"

I guess she's still kinda hot in a Gates McFadden grandma kind of way. ...If you're into that sort of thing.

albo: but nuttier than a tote bag of Zagnut

We covered that with "hot" and "her".

She looks like a man with a lotta makeup on.

She loves her twat.

Christ path to me. I began to see that kindness and tolerance were not found in institutions, but found in individuals who seemed to be breaking away from the old patriarchal viewpoint.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. I've got the following question for you missie: Y tory can't read?

AdolfOliverPanties: She loves her twat.

That makes lots of us.

A couple of years ago she did an in-studio performance at the radio station where I work. I can assure you she is most definitely not hot anymore. Old and busted is more like it.

drumsac: I can assure you she is most definitely not hot anymore. Old and busted is more like it.

She never was hot, unless drag queen looks make you hot.

I googled her a bit, and dam she's fkin OLD.. I was thinking "well, I suppose she looks pretty dam good for 60" but then Wiki said 43... yea..

Oh well there's still plenty of aesthetically perfect singers out there. Amy lee certainly gets the blood flowing.

Don't care how she looks now, I'd hit that.

how is she not hot (if this is recent)?

My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

You'll be only one of the straight dudes there.

FYI, her last album was very good - best by far since under the pink.

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

Duuuuuuuuude. I wouldn't set foot within 1000 miles of that place. And this is coming from a guy who halfway liked her first record. Let's just say if you do go there, please make sure to wear iron underpants.

The Drunk IT Guy: Amy lee certainly gets the blood flowing.

I bet you cut yourself.

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

Probably not, my wife has dragged me to about 4 shows so far.
It's not actually a bad live show.
Needs more explosions though.

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

It will be a Clam Festival! Enjoy!!!

The Glass Dragon: My girlfriend loves Tori Amos. I have no doubt when the tour dates are announced, if she plans to come to Atlanta, I will have to take her.

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

There ain't gonna be any macho men but speaking from experience,
you get laid preeetty damn well,
there's something about Tori and womens libido..
She might be batshiat bonkers but she sure gets me laid

The Glass Dragon:

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

Does it really matter?

There will be lots of young women and young men, and more and more of us old fogies who saw her back in 92 and 94. But if you really care, her audience is pretty split men and women.

And trust me...there are LOTS of straight dudes there.

Transpogue: The Glass Dragon:

Am I going to be one of the only dudes there?

Does it really matter?

There will be lots of young women and young men, and more and more of us old fogies who saw her back in 92 and 94. But if you really care, her audience is pretty split men and women.

And trust me...there are LOTS of straight dudes there.

Well, I only ask because from what I heard it's primarily a female audience. That doesn't bother me, mind you. I was just curious.

I guess I'll owe it to her, though. She saw Coheed and Cambria with me a few weeks ago and is going with me to see Disturbed in a few weeks, so I guess it'll be payback. ;)

Does she still flash her spread pussy to everyone while singing abut rape?

Kate Bush is still better (and hotter)

Are these guys in this thread actually saying they'd stay away from a girlmagnet event like a Tori Amos concert because there won't be enough GUYS there?

Straight guys are saying this?

Logic - yours needs adjusting.

her mouth is funny Looking Possibly....

When is someone going to post the piglet/teat-suckling picture?

I like how she is all Womyn and shiat but still gets plastic surgery to make her pretty for the menfolk.

Mighty Tighty Whitey: here's something about Tori and womens libido..

She's very erotic.

czmilosz: When is someone going to post the piglet/teat-suckling picture?

Transpogue: And trust me...there are LOTS of straight dudes there.

Why, you strike out a lot there?

/Kidding
//I only have Little Earthquakes, enjoy it a lot

Lucky farking porker.

Love me some Tori.

I came to say what Kyosuke said. KB FTW.

NYZooMan: Does she still flash her spread pussy to everyone while singing abut rape?


Preferably with pics

Hollie Maea: Mighty Tighty Whitey: here's something about Tori and womens libido..

She's very erotic.

Oh god yes.. But usually women don't pick up the sexuality as well as men when it comes to women singing about touching themselves :P

I'll say this much...

At a Tori show, everyone ends up wanting to fark that woman on top of the piano...straight women, gay men, the sweet 70 year-old ushers....

And she knows it. ;)

1) Why should ANYONE gaf what she think's about religion?

and

2) WhyTF does she think anyone cares to listen to songs about her
thoughts - such as they are - on religion?

Man, talk about self-absorbed.

Any bets on this album tanking?

Song by a woman about touching herself.
RAWR
Mighty Tighty Whitey: Oh god yes.. But usually women don't pick up the sexuality as well as men when it comes to women singing about touching themselves :P

mfaby: 1) Why should ANYONE gaf what she think's about religion?

and

2) WhyTF does she think anyone cares to listen to songs about her
thoughts - such as they are - on religion?

Man, talk about self-absorbed.

Any bets on this album tanking?

D'awwww....you're cute.

You have no concept of her fan base, do you?

You don't fark with the Toriphiles...they'll kill you in a pit with fire.

Mighty Tighty Whitey: Oh god yes.. But usually women don't pick up the sexuality as well as men when it comes to women singing about touching themselves :P

Yes, but when they do pick it up, they pick it up hard. And Tori is erotic enough that they do pick it up.

Man I came here to say that she wasn't at all attractive but I was obviously thinking of someone else.

Is it just me, or does the video for "Spark" where she's bound and blindfolded turn anyone else on?

/Where's Neil when you need him?

Propain_az: It will be a Clam Festival! Enjoy!!!

Tori's fanbase has a very specific frame of mind that pretty much everyone would be wise to stay the hell away from.

"You don't fark with the Toriphiles...they'll kill you in a pit with fire."

It's true - we will.