Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer. Say hello to Diego's Calladora (SMACK!)

/baby jaguar and map don't want none of this
//swiper, no snitching!

wow. teach kids that a good pimp beat down gets you an award.

Nah man. Not Dora! Diego needs a beat down. Nobody touches Dora without payback. Boots the Monkey's gonna get all Pulp Fiction with Diego. Backpack and Map are gonna kick his ass too.

I wonder what Nickelodeon's response would've been if he was caught with the evil marijuana.

/you can give out hits, just don't take one yourself.

This is sewious...

/ming-ming will lay the smack, er, quack, down on him

So what exactly do you have to do to get kicked out?

I knew that he beat and choked Rihanna, but I didn't know he BIT her! That guys is a farking animal! I can't even imagine having to bite someone unless it was a matter of life or death. Put him in a fricken cage and throw away the key, please.

Can you say "Restraining Order?" «¿Orden de Restricción?»

Wow.

He and Rihanna are competing in the same catagory.

I wonder if this time he'll end up beating her in front of an audience on live tv.

Ick.

APPROVES (new window)

stupid fark throwing away links:

Link

Am I the only parent who's begun to suspect Diego rides the short bus?

CastorPimp: stupid fark throwing away your links

FTFY.

Link to Preview of new Dora design. (new window)

Money triumphs over ethics... hooray!

Pinwheel, pinwheel, spinning around!!!

I'm going to call Nikelodeon and say "Why not just do an episode of Doug in which he beats the shiat out of Patty Mayonaise, and Roger Klotz and Skeeter claim she probably did something to deserve it"

When keepin' it real wins you an award.

Nickelodeon said the kids should decide. You know, like how the child of an abusive parent chooses to be in that situation.

And Epiphany wins a big spew of water on my monitor!

As a big Miranda Cosgrove fan, I shall be watching the Kids' Choice Awards with a keen eye (and a box of Kleenex).

Mother's Bloody Sperm: As a big Miranda Cosgrove fan, I shall be watching the Kids' Choice Awards with a keen eye (and a box of Kleenex).

UTHorsey: Wow.

He and Rihanna are competing in the same catagory.

I wonder if this time he'll end up beating her in front of an audience on live tv.

Nope. They'll go together, first public appearance after "the incident."

I can't decide if I want to smack Rihanna myself (with a clue but four, mind you) or congratulate her. You know she OWNS Brown's arse for the rest of their relationship. If she so much as stubs her toe, the entire entertainment industry is going to look right at Chris Brown and God help him if she ever actually falls down the stairs, because no one will believe it was anything but another beat down from the abusive boyfriend.

Hey now, in the country that I'm now, she's perfectly legal... not that I would. You know... DON'T JUDGE ME.

/'no shop
//ms paint ftw

Epiphany: I'm going to call Nikelodeon and say "Why not just do an episode of Doug in which he beats the shiat out of Patty Mayonaise, and Roger Klotz and Skeeter claim she probably did something to deserve it"

I loved that episode! (new window)

xxBirdMadGirlxx: UTHorsey: Wow.

He and Rihanna are competing in the same catagory.

I wonder if this time he'll end up beating her in front of an audience on live tv.

Nope. They'll go together, first public appearance after "the incident."

I can't decide if I want to smack Rihanna myself (with a clue but four, mind you) or congratulate her. You know she OWNS Brown's arse for the rest of their relationship. If she so much as stubs her toe, the entire entertainment industry is going to look right at Chris Brown and God help him if she ever actually falls down the stairs, because no one will believe it was anything but another beat down from the abusive boyfriend.

You really think that's how abusive relationships work? He'll just find a way to beat her that doesn't leave bruises, or at least not bruises people can see.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I can't decide if I want to smack Rihanna myself (with a clue but four, mind you) or congratulate her. You know she OWNS Brown's arse for the rest of their relationship. If she so much as stubs her toe, the entire entertainment industry is going to look right at Chris Brown and God help him if she ever actually falls down the stairs, because no one will believe it was anything but another beat down from the abusive boyfriend.

Judging by the general response to this incident, why would Chris Brown be worried? He's getting the impression that no one really cares that a grown man decided to beat up a woman. Unless he actually sees some jail time (which I'm not too confident will actually happen) he is seeing close to zero consequences for his actions.

LowbrowDeluxe: Epiphany: I'm going to call Nikelodeon and say "Why not just do an episode of Doug in which he beats the shiat out of Patty Mayonaise, and Roger Klotz and Skeeter claim she probably did something to deserve it"

I loved that episode! (new window)

That's not the same thing that I said. It is funny though. The "Honk, Honks" in the background are what got me laughing.

It could also be the 'yo gabba gabba' guy laying a smackdown on ming-ming.

/My three year old and I can't figure out: Is Linny a girl or boy? Neither of us have a clue.

Epiphany: xxBirdMadGirlxx: UTHorsey: Wow.

He and Rihanna are competing in the same catagory.

I wonder if this time he'll end up beating her in front of an audience on live tv.

Nope. They'll go together, first public appearance after "the incident."

I can't decide if I want to smack Rihanna myself (with a clue but four, mind you) or congratulate her. You know she OWNS Brown's arse for the rest of their relationship. If she so much as stubs her toe, the entire entertainment industry is going to look right at Chris Brown and God help him if she ever actually falls down the stairs, because no one will believe it was anything but another beat down from the abusive boyfriend.

You really think that's how abusive relationships work? He'll just find a way to beat her that doesn't leave bruises, or at least not bruises people can see.

Sock full of oranges?

I wonder if that myth is true. Mythbusters needs to get on that. Get a sock full of oranges and beat someone with it to see if it leaves a bruise.

Epiphany: You really think that's how abusive relationships work? He'll just find a way to beat her that doesn't leave bruises, or at least not bruises people can see.

And she'll feel she is to blame for making him so mad that he "has" to beat her. This man, who she has built up in her mind to be the perfect guy, is angry because of her. What did she do? What is wrong with her? She's so sorry, Chris! Don't leave her!

On a more serious note, honestly, I'm as little a fan of these two supposed human beings as it's possible to be, but it's just within the realm of possibility that this was an entirely isolated incident. In point of fact, it would suprise me absolutely not at all if it was little more than an out of control catfight between two whiney, self-absorbed, entertainment star biatches. If this was how the friendship between Paris and that other vapid socialite she used to hang out with ended no one would have batted an eye over it.

The problem with equality is, it means that sometimes an argument where people lose their tempers is just that.

Thread needs more Jerry Trainor:

xxBirdMadGirlxx:

I can't decide if I want to smack Rihanna myself (with a clue but four, mind you) or congratulate her. You know she OWNS Brown's arse for the rest of their relationship. If she so much as stubs her toe, the entire entertainment industry is going to look right at Chris Brown and God help him if she ever actually falls down the stairs, because no one will believe it was anything but another beat down from the abusive boyfriend.

Really? Because I have to believe the message he got from this is "I can beat my famous girlfriend, have pictures of my brutal beating shown to every household in America, and get away scott free."

Hey Subtard. Chris Brown is farking Rihanna & beat the crap outta her. Diego is Dora's cousin. Diego may be, in fact, beating up Dora, but your comparison fails since he's not hittin' that. Unless, he is....

Is it just me, or was there more outrage over Michael Phelps's bong hit than for this unfortunate pair? Phelps gets suspended from the olympic team and loses endorsements left and right over a PHOTO depicting a victimless crime, while a children's television network can't even be bothered to remove an obvious woman-beater from its award lineup. Ridiculous.

LowbrowDeluxe: On a more serious note, honestly, I'm as little a fan of these two supposed human beings as it's possible to be, but it's just within the realm of possibility that this was an entirely isolated incident. In point of fact, it would suprise me absolutely not at all if it was little more than an out of control catfight between two whiney, self-absorbed, entertainment star biatches. If this was how the friendship between Paris and that other vapid socialite she used to hang out with ended no one would have batted an eye over it.

The problem with equality is, it means that sometimes an argument where people lose their tempers is just that.

You're pretty wrong there on most accounts. According to CNN (new window):

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

"Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

"Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the s--t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' "

The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

"Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

"After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

"Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

"Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

"Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

"Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

"Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. iReport.com: Chris Brown fans: Share your reaction

"Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

"She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

"Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away.

It also says that it had happened a few times before, and was getting worse with each incident. Read all of what I posted and you'll have a different view.

Wow. Just wow. I was one of the first ones on the threads to make the spousal abuse jokes and such, but for this asshole to not recieve any punishment from hollywood for his actions is mind blowing. We're waaaaay to linient on real situations like this (which I believe this truly is a case of domestic abuse, not just some crazy chick) and to tough on people who may do things (like steroids) that only harm themselves. It's madness, people.

/Maybe They'll slime him. That'll teach him.

Epiphany: Read all of what I posted and you'll have a different view.

You are correct. That's what I get for not caring enough to read about these people. In light of this new information, the court determines him to be a massive scumbag, and her an idiot for not going ahead and pressing charges and requesting a restraining order.

In point of fact, I'll reverse judgement if she has the order served on stage during the awards show.

This ignorant biatch deserves everything she gets.

I hope he beats her even worse next time.

She needs to learn how to STFU.

Britney's Speculum....much thanks. Another keyboard on its way to my cube since i drowned this one in pepsi loling

So who else is in for voting in Ike and Tina....errr...Chris and Rihanna just for the awkwardness that ensues.

Nickelodeon spewed on Britney AND Jamie.

/Anal Kids' Choice Award?

Consistently, when called upon to make the right call, Nickelodeon makes the wrong one.

the people who run nickelodeon and disney have sick sense of humor

Nickelodious.

LowbrowDeluxe: Epiphany: Read all of what I posted and you'll have a different view.

You are correct. That's what I get for not caring enough to read about these people. In light of this new information, the court determines him to be a massive scumbag, and her an idiot for not going ahead and pressing charges and requesting a restraining order.

In point of fact, I'll reverse judgement if she has the order served on stage during the awards show.

Your kidding, right? They got back togther.

Link (new window)

Supposedly, they got married, which means she can't be forced to testify, if that rumor is true.

bostonowns
the people who run nickelodeon and disney have sick sense of humor

Jews?