Skank™ in a bottle?

And Lavigne has announced she is to unveil the first product - a fragrance named Black Star.

when i think of how to describe avril lavigne in two words, i also come up with "black star." well done proctor and gamble, well done.

inglixthemad: Skank™ in a bottle?

Gutter scum and month old coont.

That twit hasn't gone away yet?

mmm, smells like fail.

I would penis her so hard her rubber bracelets would melt.

eddyatwork: I would penis her so hard her rubber bracelets would melt.

Which begs the question of why you are humping her wrist.

The Onanist: assets.mog.com

Maybe she's giving me a second chance...

I've never understood why people are angry at Avril. unless you are a teenage girl, you shouldn't care about her music. Calm the fark down.

Yes Submitter, Avril Lavigne started her career with a punk image and this means she must be punk FOREVER.
She can never change her image or her music. She is not allowed to grow up.
She must live the teen skater punk image until she dies of old age.

Uchiha_Cycliste: eddyatwork: I would penis her so hard her rubber bracelets would melt.

Which begs the question of why you are humping her wrist.

Her wrist doesn't have the herpe?

KHITBASH

Psychotropic: Yes Submitter, Avril Lavigne started her career with a punk image and this means she must be punk FOREVER.
She can never change her image or her music. She is not allowed to grow up.
She must live the teen skater punk image until she dies of old age.

This is FARK!

You may take our freedom, but you'll never take our righteous indignation!

Look folks, there's nothing wrong with Avril Lavigne. Some people simply need to have their punk music delivered in a non-threatening, shiny, homogenized, one-size-fits-all happy-inducing plastic-wrapped package. It's really no different from how others go to Apple for their computing needs.

/ducks

What will it smell like? Cum, week-old sex stink, alcohol, and whatever smells like the opposite of talent (rhubarb, perhaps)?

Pocket Ninja: Look folks, there's nothing wrong with Avril Lavigne. Some people simply need to have their punk music delivered in a non-threatening, shiny, homogenized, one-size-fits-all happy-inducing plastic-wrapped package. It's really no different from how others go to Apple for their computing needs, per se.

/ftfy

She peed in a bottle and this is cool?

Or did she just chipmunk up a...

wait


I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Ugh

I should bottle it.

Bubblegum punk doesn't count.

I was hoping for sK8R St1nkk, but yeah, sure, black star.


/Mos Def and Talib Kweli approve of this name

Kicked in the Box and Shoved?

She has nice bewbs.

Pseudo Punk = Actual Funk?

She is the only person who has ever claimed she is punk. Or maybe some stupid tabloid. Good for her though, make your money while you can.

Psychotropic: She must live the teen skater punk image until she dies of old age.

Why not?

Black Star? that's classic hip hop (mos def/talib) AND it's a Carcass song (swansong, but still). what a punk.
/can't even get myself angry about pop punk.

Yes please.

mekkab: I was hoping for sK8R St1nkk, but yeah, sure, black star.


/Mos Def and Talib Kweli approve of this name

Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

Psychotropic: Yes Submitter, Avril Lavigne started her career with a punk image and this means she must be punk FOREVER.
She can never change her image or her music. She is not allowed to grow up.
She must live the teen skater punk image until she dies of old age.

Are you trolling in a music thread?

hockeyfarker:
I've never understood why people are angry at Avril. unless you are a teenage girl, you shouldn't care about her music. Calm the fark down.

fark + music = teenage-girl-like fits

skanky swine ETD

There was a time when I liked her stuff, if only because she wasn't a Disney product pop-princess.

Then, I realized she wasn't being ironically 'punk', she was making money.

inglixthemad: Skank™ in a bottle?

Thread finished in the boobies. Granted, it was a layup, but inglixthemad didn't miss it.

I am guessing it will be available at........

Seth'n'Spectrum: There was a time when I liked her stuff, if only because she wasn't a Disney product pop-princess.
.

She's not?

Princess Diaries 2
iCarley
Various Radio Disney Albums
ect

Hardcore stuff man

(sniffs her freshly pounded vajayjay.) This is the scent I'm going for Mr. flavor chemist.

I'd have lots and lots and lots of sex with her

and then more sex

mekkab: I was hoping for sK8R St1nkk, but yeah, sure, black star.


/Mos Def and Talib Kweli approve of this name

Came here for this - thanks!

This so reminds me of the time a girl at work that was selling candles on the side and came by my desk, droped a peace of paper in front of me and announced that this was a list of her smells.

I was very careful in my response...

Rogerdude58: This so reminds me of the time a girl at work that was selling candles on the side and came by my desk, droped a peace of paper in front of me and announced that this was a list of her smells.

I was very careful in my response...

That's better than her dropping a war of paper.

Mangoose: Rogerdude58: This so reminds me of the time a girl at work that was selling candles on the side and came by my desk, droped a peace of paper in front of me and announced that this was a list of her smells.

I was very careful in my response...

That's better than her dropping a war of paper.

Oooops! piece

She should have named it Brown Star, because if it's her in a bottle, it's gonna smell like ASS.

So it smells like Canadian sweat and Tim Horton's shiatty donuts?

Pocket Ninja: Look folks, there's nothing wrong with Avril Lavigne. Some people simply need to have their punk music delivered in a non-threatening, shiny, homogenized, one-size-fits-all happy-inducing plastic-wrapped package. It's really no different from how others go to Apple for their computing needs.

/ducks

I'm fairly certain that I just soiled myself. I'd check, but why ruin the surprise for the Asian lady who does my laundry for $11 per pound.

/that's wash AND fold, suckers

Stay Cool Babylon:

/that's wash AND fold, suckers

for $11.25 she dries mine too.

I for one never got why they'd market her as a "punk" unless it was to make her seem edgy to teenage girls and slutty to teenage boys.

She's not even hard pop...though she does get me hard.

slayer199: I for one never got why they'd market her as a "punk" unless it was to make her seem edgy to teenage girls and slutty to teenage boys.

i think you cracked the case.