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(Nerve) Amusing Britney Spears has wardrobe malfunction: "My p*ssy fell out"   (nerve.com) divider line 134
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OtherLittleGuy 2009-03-09 03:27:25 PM  
Unimpressed, unavailable for comment:

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

/are you being hotlinked?

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 03:27:43 PM  
havent we been exposed to enough of Britney's pussy
no really
enough is enough

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-09 03:41:34 PM  
mud flaps be all slappin' them thighs

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-03-09 03:42:52 PM  
www.citydeliva.com

What a wardrobe malfunction may look like.

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 03:46:56 PM  
Failing to realize her microphone as still on, she said, "My pussy was hanging out!"

I think it's safer to assume that she would be shocked to discover her microphone was on at any point during the show.

 
TheKnownUniverse [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 03:50:06 PM  
Why would she even need a microphone? It's not like she sings live.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 03:54:19 PM  
CrankMyBlueSax:

What a Britney wardrobe malfunction may look like

evoiceart.com

/ FTFY

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:00:07 PM  
gorgor? you there?

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:04:19 PM  
bbfreeze.files.wordpress.com

 
M-16A2pilot [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:22:36 PM  
Alright, no one touch it!!! Somebody call the janitor....

 
superoogie 2009-03-09 04:22:42 PM  
bongmiester:
gorgor? you there?

He's had his picture posting privileges revoked.

 
degreeless 2009-03-09 04:24:25 PM  
www.theforce.net

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:26:21 PM  
Britney's vagina popped out of her outfit

Someone needs an anatomy lesson.

 
Atomic Spunk 2009-03-09 04:26:39 PM  
Did they switch the video? Because I went to the last part of the video like the article said and I didn't hear her say anything about her pussy.

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:28:05 PM  
I heard nothing. I saw nothing.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:28:16 PM  
vernonFL: Britney's vagina popped out of her outfit

Someone needs an anatomy lesson.


No....if it's Britney Spears, chances are, it WAS her vagina! :D

 
Gaboo 2009-03-09 04:28:39 PM  
So, a video is posted in TFA to back up the claim- but it's cut off before she supposedly said it. Lame.

 
coachwdb 2009-03-09 04:28:47 PM  
Yeah, Brit: I believe the term is "distended". That's what happens when you use it too much.

 
jdog71 [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:29:07 PM  
i178.photobucket.com

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-03-09 04:33:40 PM  
Did it scuttle around on the ground growling "meeeeat, meeeeat" until someone trapped it under a bucket?

/get *that* image out of your skull

 
buddyobush 2009-03-09 04:37:29 PM  
The point of the video was to show that it DIDN'T appear to be a wardrobe malfunction. And yeah, unfortunately, she said the thing about her poon after the song and the YouTuber stopped recording.

However, I've heard from somebody that was dragged to the show that she did say the thing about her poontang, everyone heard it, and the whole place busted out laughing. What a dumbass.

 
Dialectic 2009-03-09 04:38:54 PM  
How does a woman's pussy fall out?

 
clownyclownzomby 2009-03-09 04:40:22 PM  
Five Tails of Fury: Did it scuttle around on the ground growling "meeeeat, meeeeat" until someone trapped it under a bucket?

/get *that* image out of your skull


Dammit! I'm now headed straight to the bar for some liver bleach. Excellent post. Wish it was mine.

 
FumblingTowardsSanity 2009-03-09 04:40:52 PM  
I'm calling BS. It Britney said something like that it would be "My p*ssy fell out, ya'll!"

 
Gordon Bennett 2009-03-09 04:41:51 PM  
This is fun! Can I play, too?

img140.imageshack.us

 
Heroic Poser 2009-03-09 04:44:01 PM  
"No, Arthur. It should be fine as long as we don't lick it."

 
Mr. Richard Smoker [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:44:40 PM  
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2312/2238931605_10abe5ef75.jpg?v=0

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-03-09 04:44:45 PM  
How do they know she wasn't talking to the audience? Just because she was being lowered down doesn't mean she thought her mic would be off.

I surprised she had a live mike at all.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:48:46 PM  
I guess it should have been practicing instead of lip-singing.

Use it or lose it baby.

 
Browncoat 2009-03-09 04:50:04 PM  
www.majorspoilers.com

 
Kilted_Dude [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:52:00 PM  
This thread has epic potential.
img228.imageshack.us

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-03-09 04:53:36 PM  
The woman next to me has a prolapsed vagina
I know cos I saw it on the floor there beside her.....

/obscure?

 
cxjohn 2009-03-09 04:55:51 PM  
What a great way to raise the bar for budding socialites to want to emulate.

Who's next, Paris?

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 04:58:45 PM  
jdog71

That brings back all sorts of memories of why I never ate cafeteria food after the 4th grade.

But you know what, I'd still chow down on some Britney-beef!

 
BeerBear 2009-03-09 05:00:34 PM  
superoogie: bongmiester:
gorgor? you there?

He's had his picture posting privileges revoked.


Posted one pic too gross?

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-03-09 05:04:40 PM  
Those fans directly in front must have been weirded out when they could hear themselves cheering....cheering...cheering...cheering...

img5.travelblog.org

 
Gonz037 2009-03-09 05:08:36 PM  
img187.imageshack.us

 
SharkInfested 2009-03-09 05:10:05 PM  
How could anyone read that black on red article?

wait...joke somewhere, ties in witha article...what's black and red all over?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 05:10:55 PM  
BeerBear: superoogie: bongmiester:
gorgor? you there?

He's had his picture posting privileges revoked.

Posted one pic too gross?


Jesus Christ.

 
fernandez 2009-03-09 05:11:27 PM  
superoogie: bongmiester:
gorgor? you there?

He's had his picture posting privileges revoked.


again?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 05:11:40 PM  
SharkInfested: How could anyone read that black on red article?

...what's black and red all over?


That chick who carved a B into her face?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-03-09 05:12:20 PM  
Why am I all of a sudden thinking of Georgia O'Keefe?

 
Ponzholio 2009-03-09 05:15:54 PM  
FTA- Brit appears to lose the bottom of her dress... according to the internet.

That is awesome journalism right there...

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-09 05:18:08 PM  
i300.photobucket.com

 
Cappy77 2009-03-09 05:20:30 PM  
fernandez: superoogie: bongmiester:
gorgor? you there?

He's had his picture posting privileges revoked.

again?


It appears that he can't even post the links anymore. It's not like he doesnt label them properly.

/sad
//Save Gorgor

 
clusterfrak 2009-03-09 05:24:49 PM  
I wonder if it was an accident, we had a whole summer of her exposing herself? Could this be a pattern of some disorder where she has a cumpulsion to flash people? Kind of like the guy in the trench coat at the park. That being said yeah I'd do her and sell the video.

 
Gravitholus 2009-03-09 05:25:54 PM  
i238.photobucket.com

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."

 
zarberg 2009-03-09 05:27:41 PM  
Ponzholio: FTA- Brit appears to lose the bottom of her dress... according to the internet.

That is awesome journalism right there...


Worthy of Fox News. In fact, this is just the sort of story O'Reilly would play, comment on, and then ask to show the video again.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-03-09 05:29:59 PM  
11.media.tumblr.com

 
Spaghetti Eatin' Goombah 2009-03-09 05:32:53 PM  
My cousins, best friend's sister's brother said that Gorgor nearly died in study hall.

 
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