Great headline, subby. The dichotomy is delicious. +1

Such a description draws obvious comparisons to Amy Locane's blond Sandy Harling in the original series,

Sweet, so she'll be booted off the show halfway through the first season.

I don't care what you people say, dress her as a punk and I'd hit it.

Will she dance a jig?

eddyatwork: I don't care what you people say, dress her as a punk and I'd hit it.

I liked her better with the big nose.

eddyatwork: I don't care what you people say, dress her as a punk and I'd hit it.

So Avril Lavigne then?

Awesome headline Subby, +1

Wentz is a stupid word for Dbag. Lame, lame, forced meme.

With an economy this bad, how do these no talent hacks still get jobs?

Epiphany: Wentz is a stupid word for Dbag. Lame, lame, forced meme.

Good point, too bad no one was using that meme. The headline was a pun that would have worked if that meme was out there or not. Oh yea, and complaining about memes on fark only tends to make more people aware of them and hence using them.

So, who gets to play Heather Locklear's character???

cxjohn: So, who gets to play Heather Locklear's character???

Isn't it obvious, Denise Richards.

sonicfluid: Epiphany: Wentz is a stupid word for Dbag. Lame, lame, forced meme.

Good point, too bad no one was using that meme. The headline was a pun that would have worked if that meme was out there or not. Oh yea, and complaining about memes on fark only tends to make more people aware of them and hence using them.

You didn't contribute anything to the thread either. Get off your high horse, richie!

I'd hit it.

She looked so, so much better before the nose job. She looks like a generic Hollywood blonde now - she used to look like an individual.

Granted, that individual was Augustus Caesar, but it worked surprisingly well on a female.

Bondidude: So Avril Lavigne then?

You bet! I'd hit it so hard her rubber bracelets would fly off!

I thought Melrose Place was the adult version of 90210. Ashlee Simpson doesn't look old enough to me.

I give it 8 episodes till cancelation.

gorgor: Will she dance a jig?

No. He's on the new 90210.

/was that wrong?

from douche it came?

Arthur Figgis: She looked so, so much better before the nose job. She looks like a generic Hollywood blonde now - she used to look like an individual.

Granted, that individual was Augustus Caesar, but it worked surprisingly well on a female.

Agreed.

Fine headline, submitterman.

I would hit it like Chris Brown hitting Rhianna.

cxjohn: So, who gets to play Heather Locklear's character???

Actually, Heather Locklear is in talks to reprise her role.

/won't watch anything with Ashlee Simpson in it either way

reyalfonso: from douche it came?

"Wentz" isn't being used in place of anything in this case... I think the headline is just saying that since she's married to the real Wentz, she came from wherever he was...or he sent her... or something like that.

/not subby

I can't stand her...but I'd sure hit it. I'd have to gag her though.








/links are hot...like that ass.

Epiphany: Wentz is a stupid word for Dbag. Lame, lame, forced meme.

nilsy07: reyalfonso: from douche it came?

"Wentz" isn't being used in place of anything in this case... I think the headline is just saying that since she's married to the real Wentz, she came from wherever he was...or he sent her... or something like that.

/not subby

and to any others i missed, the pun here is Wentz/whence. i feel dirty for having had to explain it. so as long as i'm here, i'll point out that the "from" is already included in the "whence."

whence = from where
hence = from here
thence = from there

whither = to where
hither = to here
thither = to there

/thank you, that is all

HarrisonBergeron: Epiphany: Wentz is a stupid word for Dbag. Lame, lame, forced meme.

nilsy07: reyalfonso: from douche it came?

"Wentz" isn't being used in place of anything in this case... I think the headline is just saying that since she's married to the real Wentz, she came from wherever he was...or he sent her... or something like that.

/not subby

and to any others i missed, the pun here is Wentz/whence. i feel dirty for having had to explain it. so as long as i'm here, i'll point out that the "from" is already included in the "whence."

whence = from where
hence = from here
thence = from there

whither = to where
hither = to here
thither = to there

/thank you, that is all

I know what the headline meant, and I know that people refer to douchebags as Wentz, and I know he's Ashley Simpsons husband or whatever. I also know his name is also used as a shiatty cliche, which is what I pointed out. DRTFA

HarrisonBergeron: and to any others i missed, the pun here is Wentz/whence. i feel dirty for having had to explain it. so as long as i'm here, i'll point out that the "from" is already included in the "whence."

Yes, I did understand your play on words... Sorry I misspoke (mistyped); what I meant to say was that Wentz wasn't being used in place of anything besides the obvious... Only trying to explain that you weren't trying to use a triple entendre, rather than the double you successfully used.

Didn't mean to make you feel dirty!

exparrot: gorgor: Will she dance a jig?

No. He's on the new 90210.

/was that wrong?

Yippee Kiya?

gawdd... we hate her vastly more hot sister... why in the world does anyone care about the career of Ashley?

Randomly: Arthur Figgis: She looked so, so much better before the nose job. She looks like a generic Hollywood blonde now - she used to look like an individual.

Granted, that individual was Augustus Caesar, but it worked surprisingly well on a female.

Agreed.

Totally agree too.

I wanna register my vote for the old nose too...

liked the old nose.

Also ashamed I've paid enough attention to know what the old nose looked like.

Ashley Tisdale's nose looked better before too.

Old nose, new nose ... couldn't care less. She's hot. Even hotter since I heard Wentz get interviewed on Howard Stern and admit she's down with the backdoor lovin'.

I'd jig it.

HEy +1 subby that is some good work

Hey, what is up with this Pete Wentz = douchebag thing? I personally can't stand Fall Out Boy, but the band name is a Simpsons reference, they've sold millions of albums and have had a part in some major tours.

Taken on his own, Pete Wentz is a huge success the likes of which no Farker will ever be. I'll never be jealous enough of his career, income, wife or guyliner to call him a douchebag.

By any and every definition of the word douchebag, you need look no further than Ben Stein.

solcofn: that ass.

DAT ASS