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(OK! Magazine) Ironic France (the country where hardcore porn is compulsory on TV after 8pm) fines a man for driving with license plates that say 'Kiss'   (ok.co.uk) divider line 70
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HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:38:22 PM  
but-but-but ...This is preventing Gene Simmons from making money!

 
nomdeplume713 2009-03-08 07:41:09 PM  
praying for hard core porn
i42.tinypic.com

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:41:09 PM  
Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:41:34 PM  
Anyone that does not know what this thread will soon be filled with is new to Fark.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-03-08 07:42:01 PM  
In before KISS Saves Santa

 
Gunny Highway 2009-03-08 07:42:25 PM  
I related news man with "Tickler" plates sentenced to life in prison.

 
Fabric_Man 2009-03-08 07:42:40 PM  
Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

It wasn't even in France! It was a British man.

 
nunyabidness [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:43:24 PM  
Gosling 2009-03-08 07:41:34 PM  
Anyone that does not know what this thread will soon be filled with is new to Fark.


Bookmarks of people who live in their parents basement?

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:43:32 PM  
Gosling: what this thread will soon be filled with

Hot French girls?

/ihopeihopeihope

 
theorellior 2009-03-08 07:43:40 PM  
Yeah, I was in Paris staying with a friend and we were watching some French TV. During the commercial break these two naked people start doing some very controlled, very stylish modern dance moves. Then a little blurb came up and said, "More to come, later..." in French. It was 1990, I was 18, my mouth fell open.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 07:45:31 PM  
Of course, subby. This is France. It should read "bisou".

 
AzErNy 2009-03-08 07:45:48 PM  
So they charged a french man in british pounds? Stupid french.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-03-08 07:47:34 PM  
Gosling: Anyone that does not know what this thread will soon be filled with is new to Fark.

images.askmen.com

You talking about little ole me Gosling?

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-03-08 07:48:17 PM  
I can only congratulate the submitter on their epic and unparalleled undertaking to read the entire internet, for surely the 'Weird News' section of the online edition of 'OK' magazine is only visited when every other f*king page on the web has been read.

 
ErinPac 2009-03-08 07:48:23 PM  
Driving with a license plate's numbers altered seems like a rather obvious ticket waiting to happen.

 
Farking Canuck 2009-03-08 07:49:45 PM  
Yeah he was charged for illegally modifying his plates ... not for what they said.

Headline is just stupid.

 
Delay 2009-03-08 07:52:49 PM  
Gunny Highway

Good start.

 
AbiNormal 2009-03-08 07:53:20 PM  
I would happily surrender to this frenchie. (new window)

 
ayretise 2009-03-08 07:53:24 PM  
If the article isn't even going to mention it, bisou can be baise, and baiser means to fark. That might've been the logic behind fining him.

 
Dialectic 2009-03-08 07:58:33 PM  
Yup, I hear they subsidize the pr0n since they're socialist.

 
gedanken 2009-03-08 07:58:44 PM  
Why aren't subby's who post false articles like this banned?

The article clearly states the fine was for altering official govt documents i.e his license plate, not for obscenity.

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-03-08 08:00:23 PM  
gedanken Hilarious post. Bravo.

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:02:53 PM  
gedanken: obscenity.

Where does the headline claim obscenity charges?

And anyway, it's not news...

 
Obdicut [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:03:29 PM  
France has more incredibly repressed middle-class people who don't think they're repressed than anywhere else I know.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:05:22 PM  
Hmm. Melissa.
Sorry guys I'm too busy fapping dreaming of Melissa to post.

 
theorellior 2009-03-08 08:09:49 PM  
I was gonna make some heads asplode by posting the Alizee/Sarah Palin anigif, but I couldn't find it. My Google-fu failed.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:10:23 PM  
badgerb: Sorry guys I'm too busy fapping dreaming of Melissa to post.

So am I. Though it doesn't appear my fellow Starbucks patrons appreciate it...

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:10:41 PM  
I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-03-08 08:12:27 PM  
This thread is useless without Alizee.

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:14:47 PM  
Sgt Otter: RUB1OUT.

Last week I saw a guy driving one of those toy Hummers
with a vanity plate "MAXIMUS".

/bet it looks like an acorn

 
berylman 2009-03-08 08:16:32 PM  
I think I am going to start submitting total bullshiat that has nothing to do with the article and see what sticks. Factually correct just isn't good enough.

 
aresef 2009-03-08 08:17:05 PM  
Headline is about as ironic as rain on your wedding day. Amusing tag would have worked better.

 
British 2009-03-08 08:30:15 PM  
Hardcore porn on tv after 8pm? that makes us look like Saudi Arabia for TV tastes.

 
Joce678 2009-03-08 08:30:50 PM  
AbiNormal: I would happily surrender to this frenchie. (new window)

Unconditionally.

 
theoriginalslash 2009-03-08 08:33:24 PM  
That's not why they fined him, dumbmitter. Read the article. It's not like it's really long.

 
NannerPuss 2009-03-08 08:40:18 PM  
I was going to make some culturally insensitive jokes about kissing frogs, but then I RTFA and realized submitter is a dumbass.

Nothing else to see here.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:47:10 PM  
Fabric_Man: Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

It wasn't even in France! It was a British man.


FTA...Mr Moore said he had begun using the plates in France in his son's memory. He was risking up to five years in jail for using them.

He used the license plates in France, but he isn't getting in trouble for what the plates said, but because he altered them. That's illegal in the U.S. too.

 
biyaaatci 2009-03-08 08:47:41 PM  
And my shirt says Pogue Mahone, but it has not been altererd. Am I going to get arrested?

 
1000HilltopCircleJerks 2009-03-08 08:50:52 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com
/hotter than week-old roadkill

 
Spud Boy 2009-03-08 08:52:30 PM  
1000HilltopCircleJerks: /hotter than week-old roadkill

I love my dead gay son!

 
sseye 2009-03-08 08:57:17 PM  
Compulsory hardcore porn. You say that like it's a bad thing.

 
whipbambucket 2009-03-08 09:18:26 PM  
I thought this thread was just an excuse for hot French chick pictures. So far, this thread has not delivered very much!

 
ani23 2009-03-08 09:34:43 PM  
salvage stupid thread with worse headline with hot french chicks

 
nomdeplume713 2009-03-08 09:36:42 PM  
flaminglip:
meh.. sorta want. She has the face of an 11 year old but the hips of a 31 year old hippy massage therapist.

 
The Ice Cream Man 2009-03-08 09:39:27 PM  
Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

Coulda been worse.


I had a dog some time ago. After acquiring a few flash cards, I attempted to teach him the alphabet. Things were going well at first, until we got to the sixth letter:

me:"A" dog:"A"
me:"B" dog:"B"
me:"C" dog:"C"
me:"D" dog:"D"
me:"E" dog:"E"
me:"F" dog:"K"

me: "uh, What???!!!
dog:"K"
me:"Let's try that again, dog."

me:"F" dog:"K"
me:"No, no, no. Bad dog! One more time..."

me:"F" dog:"K"

me:"What's wrong with you, dog? Every time I show you 'F', you see 'K'!!!!"


Been a cat person ever since.

/Dear Soupy Sales,
//I really, really want to apologize

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 09:45:57 PM  
Sgt Otter: I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.


I saw a standard issue CT license plate today that was some random numbers followed by WTF. I giggled.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-03-08 09:54:06 PM  
serpent_sky: Sgt Otter: I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.

I saw a standard issue CT license plate today that was some random numbers followed by WTF. I giggled.


There is a Jersey girl at my school with "Weed420". She is laughably pathetic.

There is also an Xtera from Kentucky with "Xtreme"

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 09:57:26 PM  
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geetus 2009-03-08 10:09:36 PM  
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Mole Man 2009-03-08 10:13:18 PM  
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