but-but-but ...This is preventing Gene Simmons from making money!

praying for hard core porn

Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

Anyone that does not know what this thread will soon be filled with is new to Fark.

In before KISS Saves Santa

I related news man with "Tickler" plates sentenced to life in prison.

Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

It wasn't even in France! It was a British man.

Gosling 2009-03-08 07:41:34 PM  
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Bookmarks of people who live in their parents basement?

Gosling: what this thread will soon be filled with

Hot French girls?

/ihopeihopeihope

Yeah, I was in Paris staying with a friend and we were watching some French TV. During the commercial break these two naked people start doing some very controlled, very stylish modern dance moves. Then a little blurb came up and said, "More to come, later..." in French. It was 1990, I was 18, my mouth fell open.

Of course, subby. This is France. It should read "bisou".

So they charged a french man in british pounds? Stupid french.

Gosling: Anyone that does not know what this thread will soon be filled with is new to Fark.



You talking about little ole me Gosling?

I can only congratulate the submitter on their epic and unparalleled undertaking to read the entire internet, for surely the 'Weird News' section of the online edition of 'OK' magazine is only visited when every other f*king page on the web has been read.

Driving with a license plate's numbers altered seems like a rather obvious ticket waiting to happen.

Yeah he was charged for illegally modifying his plates ... not for what they said.

Headline is just stupid.

Gunny Highway

Good start.

I would happily surrender to this frenchie. (new window)

If the article isn't even going to mention it, bisou can be baise, and baiser means to fark. That might've been the logic behind fining him.

Yup, I hear they subsidize the pr0n since they're socialist.

Why aren't subby's who post false articles like this banned?

The article clearly states the fine was for altering official govt documents i.e his license plate, not for obscenity.

gedanken Hilarious post. Bravo.

gedanken: obscenity.

Where does the headline claim obscenity charges?

And anyway, it's not news...

France has more incredibly repressed middle-class people who don't think they're repressed than anywhere else I know.

Hmm. Melissa.
Sorry guys I'm too busy fapping dreaming of Melissa to post.

I was gonna make some heads asplode by posting the Alizee/Sarah Palin anigif, but I couldn't find it. My Google-fu failed.

badgerb: Sorry guys I'm too busy fapping dreaming of Melissa to post.

So am I. Though it doesn't appear my fellow Starbucks patrons appreciate it...

I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.

This thread is useless without Alizee.

Sgt Otter: RUB1OUT.

Last week I saw a guy driving one of those toy Hummers
with a vanity plate "MAXIMUS".

/bet it looks like an acorn

I think I am going to start submitting total bullshiat that has nothing to do with the article and see what sticks. Factually correct just isn't good enough.

Headline is about as ironic as rain on your wedding day. Amusing tag would have worked better.

Hardcore porn on tv after 8pm? that makes us look like Saudi Arabia for TV tastes.

AbiNormal: I would happily surrender to this frenchie. (new window)

Unconditionally.

That's not why they fined him, dumbmitter. Read the article. It's not like it's really long.

I was going to make some culturally insensitive jokes about kissing frogs, but then I RTFA and realized submitter is a dumbass.

Nothing else to see here.

Fabric_Man: Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

It wasn't even in France! It was a British man.

FTA...Mr Moore said he had begun using the plates in France in his son's memory. He was risking up to five years in jail for using them.

He used the license plates in France, but he isn't getting in trouble for what the plates said, but because he altered them. That's illegal in the U.S. too.

And my shirt says Pogue Mahone, but it has not been altererd. Am I going to get arrested?

/hotter than week-old roadkill

1000HilltopCircleJerks: /hotter than week-old roadkill

I love my dead gay son!

Compulsory hardcore porn. You say that like it's a bad thing.

I thought this thread was just an excuse for hot French chick pictures. So far, this thread has not delivered very much!

salvage stupid thread with worse headline with hot french chicks

flaminglip:
meh.. sorta want. She has the face of an 11 year old but the hips of a 31 year old hippy massage therapist.

Aeonite: Um, no. RTFA. He altered the plates to make an 8 look like an S.

Coulda been worse.


I had a dog some time ago. After acquiring a few flash cards, I attempted to teach him the alphabet. Things were going well at first, until we got to the sixth letter:

me:"A" dog:"A"
me:"B" dog:"B"
me:"C" dog:"C"
me:"D" dog:"D"
me:"E" dog:"E"
me:"F" dog:"K"

me: "uh, What???!!!
dog:"K"
me:"Let's try that again, dog."

me:"F" dog:"K"
me:"No, no, no. Bad dog! One more time..."

me:"F" dog:"K"

me:"What's wrong with you, dog? Every time I show you 'F', you see 'K'!!!!"


Been a cat person ever since.

/Dear Soupy Sales,
//I really, really want to apologize

Sgt Otter: I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.

I saw a standard issue CT license plate today that was some random numbers followed by WTF. I giggled.

serpent_sky: Sgt Otter: I saw a guy in the parking lot today who had a vanity plate that said:

RUB1OUT.

I saw a standard issue CT license plate today that was some random numbers followed by WTF. I giggled.

There is a Jersey girl at my school with "Weed420". She is laughably pathetic.

There is also an Xtera from Kentucky with "Xtreme"