Great, now I'm hungry.

I'm lovin it.

The only time I had a McGriddle was in an airport after a redeye flight. There were bits of eggshell in it. Damn you and you breakfast menu.
and your little dog, too

The woman refused medical attention.

I would hope so. "HEHP! THA MAPLE SYRUP IS MELTIN' MAH SKIN!"

As nasty as most McDonalds food is, those things are delicious.

/syrup-infused pancake-biscuit bun with eggs, cheese, & bacon
//yumm-o

The woman refused medical attention.

Shouldn't there be a HERO tag on this one subby?!?

Gone fisting.

greasy I can understand, but hot???

This is not a true assault sandwich like the AR-15 (see thread below).

Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Breakfast sandwiches not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of flapjacks, don't come crying to me! Now, the McGriddle. When your assailant lunges at you with a McGriddle...

Seriously, if you're going to get that mad about a freaking sandwich, there's something really wrong with you.

"Peoria McGriddle" was my porn name. Ahh, the memories.

trillium13: Seriously, if you're going to get that mad about a freaking sandwich, there's something really wrong with you.

This. It's not as if people who work at McDonalds don't already have it bad enough. Also, she probably wasn't even the one who made the damn thing in the first place.

The McGriddle Argument:

Tucker: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shiat in it. What is that?"

Slingblade: "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonald's has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously over matched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERfarkING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker: "So you like them?"

Slingblade: "If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fark you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

McGriddles? That sounds like some kind of disease. Oh, hello Agnus, how are you today? Just fine thanks, Betsy, just taking the kids to the doctor for their measles, mumps, and McGriddles vaccination.

the police scrambled to the scene to grill the involved over what egg-sactly happened?

geetus: As nasty as most McDonalds food is, those things are delicious.

/syrup-infused pancake-biscuit bun with eggs, cheese, & bacon
//yumm-o

This. They are my one fast food weakness.

I'll have the McMysterymeat combo with a side of McLard and 3 tubs of frozen polyester with M&M's.

/Loves me some steak, egg & cheese bagel.

Wahhhhhh my egg like product is missing!!! What a farking retard.

Agreed that they're tasty, but they're so greasy-heavy, I feel like I've eaten some kind of grease rock. Love they way they turn the wrapper transparent.

I eat maybe 3/year. My head asplode when I think about people who eat like that *every day*.

38 years old and running the drive through window.... as if life didnt suck bad enough already.

DanRankin: 38 years old and running the drive through window.... as if life didnt suck bad enough already.

At least he's employed.

my egg like product is missing

McD's uses real eggs. Yeah, I worked there in high school.

DanRankin: 38 years old and running the drive through window.... as if life didnt suck bad enough already.

perhaps he's an assitant for superdave?

38 years old and running the drive through window

Would you rather have stoners driving a bus? Some people choose McDonalds for a reason. Easy and your around food. Sure you may zone out and forget to salt the fries or put the egg on the muffin but that is better than zoning out and crashing a train or bus.

Moray: 38 years old and running the drive through window

Would you rather have stoners driving a bus? Some people choose McDonalds for a reason. Easy and your around food. Sure you may zone out and forget to salt the fries or put the egg on the muffin but that is better than zoning out and crashing a train or bus.

Yeah because God knows Ray Kroc would roll over in his grave if anyone kills any of his customers.

berylman: The woman refused medical attention.

I would hope so. "HEHP! THA MAPLE SYRUP IS MELTIN' MAH SKIN!"

probably didn't want to piss test... what would you do if you were 38 working at McDonalds and got assaulted with a sandwich?

Item in question...

Porous Horace: Agreed that they're tasty, but they're so greasy-heavy, I feel like I've eaten some kind of grease rock. Love they way they turn the wrapper transparent.

I eat maybe 3/year. My head asplode when I think about people who eat like that *every day*.

What your eggs are sticking to the pan? You're doing it wrong.
The eggs should be poached in really hot bacon grease.

whats up with that girl? there must be somebody somewhere telling her that thats a good look for her?

Inconceivable!: The McGriddle Argument:

Tucker: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shiat in it. What is that?"

Slingblade: "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonald's has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously over matched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERfarkING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker: "So you like them?"

Slingblade: "If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fark you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

Came for this. Left satisfied. Have never tried a McGriddle.

Burger Shot through the heart?

Minor threadjack.

Is McGriddles singular or plural?? I feel like McDonalds wants it to be singular.

"Hello, sir. Would you like to try a McGriddles?" "Yes, I would like one bacon McGriddles."

joe manco: Is McGriddles singular or plural?? I feel like McDonalds wants it to be singular.

It's like Apple and "iPod".

On another note, I am now obsessed with trying a food that is not available for 8 hours.

Screw it, I am going to a diner and getting pancakes. So hungry!

loonatic112358: the police scrambled to the scene to grill the involved over what egg-sactly happened?

*BA-DUM TISH*

He must have ordered the Un-Happy Meal.

Peorian here. Usually any assault at that particular McD's is with a gun, so I'm sure being hit with a McGriddle instead of bullets is a welcome change.

throwupvomitupchuck: Peorian here.

[threadjack] Any Peoria area Farkers: come down to the Jukebox Comedy Club. Your 1st drink's on me. Ask for Dinty. (No shiat)
/Met 2 of Richard Pryor's sons tonight. Good show. [end threadjack]

Bob Ondeeznuts: DanRankin: 38 years old and running the drive through window.... as if life didnt suck bad enough already.

At least he's employed.

If you can call it that. More like paid to be greasy.

At least I'm not the only Peoria farker here.

nomdeplume713, looks like Twiggy McTweakerson could use a few McGriddles...

broke her coccyx: trillium13: Seriously, if you're going to get that mad about a freaking sandwich, there's something really wrong with you.

This. It's not as if people who work at McDonalds don't already have it bad enough. Also, she probably wasn't even the one who made the damn thing in the first place.

In addition to which, the guy back of you honks his horn, you throw the sammich at the window person? THROW IT AT THE GUY BACK OF YOU! GEEZ!

Oh yeah, if the grease and cholesterol don't git 'cha, the crazy customers will.

/never had one, those things sound nasty, and not in a good way.

Take a tip girly before its too late for you also. Yes its a shame. you start out with a perfectly good Beautiful Woman.

Then they start adding more and more god awfull things to themselves and ruin it. Good Thing where have you gone?

/from Peoria
/it's a hell hole
/got out within a month of turning 18

At least the ass-headed douche didn't call 911 to biatch about it.

This is the kind of stuff that makes me proud to be from Peoria. Great to see all you other Peoria farkers commenting!