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(Some Guy) Misc Finally a story that explains how burping sheep, tweeting Republicans and non-specific technology affect your love life   (newsandtribune.com) divider line 34
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gigdaddy [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 02:52:00 PM  
That got greenlit? I want my last two minutes back..

 
flucto [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-08 02:56:45 PM  
gigdaddy: That got greenlit? I want my last two minutes back..

I'm pretty sure the headline contains all the hints one needs to predict the quality of the story.

 
AM07DO12 2009-03-08 03:13:00 PM  
Wow, he had nothing of use to say. That was just a random assortment of half baked thoughts worthy of Romero.

 
ultraholland 2009-03-08 03:20:38 PM  
WTF is twitter doing in the news? The only thing worse than some asshole's blog is seeing their micro-blog that bombards me with snippets of idiocy.

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 03:21:08 PM  
That made me dizzy.

 
poteet 2009-03-08 03:22:07 PM  
The article was so poorly written, I couldn't even make it past the second paragraph.

 
ShillinTheVillain 2009-03-08 03:22:42 PM  
It appears that the writer has spent his time since teaching abusing illicit substances.

 
RoyBatty 2009-03-08 03:22:48 PM  
Who cares if a sheep burps, not like I'm kissing them.

/DRTFA.

 
overlord 2009-03-08 03:24:25 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
solokumba 2009-03-08 03:26:47 PM  
.....and get off my lawn!

 
deevo 2009-03-08 03:29:41 PM  
Back in my day, if you bought a girl a Coke and candy bar, you'd be halfway to first base.

Yeah, nowadays we've got AMBER alerts to stop this sort of thing. farkin' technology.

 
cynically_apt 2009-03-08 03:29:54 PM  
Back in my day, if you bought a girl a Coke and candy bar, you'd be halfway to first base.

Yea, that's still as true today as it was "back in the day".

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 03:30:54 PM  
Let me tell you how I improved my love life
images.cnhi.zope.net
...with TECHNOLOGY!

 
TheMephis 2009-03-08 03:31:12 PM  
"Back in my day, if you bought a girl a Coke and candy bar, you'd be halfway to first base."

No mention of an onion on his belt however.

 
cynically_apt 2009-03-08 03:31:31 PM  
Lol, deevo, you beat me to it.

 
SharkTrager 2009-03-08 03:33:27 PM  
ultraholland: WTF is twitter doing in the news? The only thing worse than some asshole's blog is seeing their micro-blog that bombards me with snippets of idiocy.

Given the fact you have to choose to allow "some asshole" to bombard you with "snippets of idiocy" by actually going to the social networking site...

 
Kazuya 2009-03-08 03:34:14 PM  
Writer has been watching too much Fr. Ted

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-03-08 03:37:49 PM  
WTF that is all

 
Aye Carumba 2009-03-08 03:40:27 PM  
Back in my day, if you bought a girl a Coke and candy bar, you'd be halfway to first base.
How much did it cost to have her come out to your house and suck your dick while you stick your finger in her butt and have her hum the ABC's?

 
OscarTamerz 2009-03-08 03:42:45 PM  
images.cnhi.zope.net

Once I saw that pic I thought the article was going to be about fleshlights and realdolls.

 
broke her coccyx 2009-03-08 03:46:06 PM  
Worst. Article. Ever.

 
Bobus520 2009-03-08 03:47:04 PM  
lolwut?

 
berylman 2009-03-08 03:57:15 PM  
Download and read a good book while you're driving.

great idea pops

 
flucto [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-08 03:59:15 PM  
Seriously, could this article be any funnier?

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 04:18:03 PM  
Not available for comment.

i306.photobucket.com

 
bersl2 2009-03-08 04:23:24 PM  
bingethinker: Not available for comment.

Dude, no. Don't be shiatting all over James Burke like that. The author of this article just sucks. No comparison whatsoever. Not even in appearance.

 
Truncks1 2009-03-08 04:28:48 PM  
That article went full retard.

You never go full retard.

 
fasdissent 2009-03-08 04:54:16 PM  
It sounds like Terry Cummins may be slipping towards Alzheimer's.

There was not a single useful or coherent thought in the entire article.

 
artifex 2009-03-08 06:19:00 PM  
AM07DO12: Wow, he had nothing of use to say. That was just a random assortment of half baked thoughts worthy of Romero.

I kept checking to see if I was really at The Onion, reading one of the old fart columns.


/you want to smell her body powder???

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 08:35:59 PM  
Dude, no. Don't be shiatting all over James Burke like that. The author of this article just sucks. No comparison whatsoever. Not even in appearance.

Doood! I was putting him forward as an example of what this lame article was trying to do. I know the difference, dude.

Dew'd

 
Arkanaut 2009-03-08 11:00:16 PM  
AM07DO12: Wow, he had nothing of use to say. That was just a random assortment of half baked thoughts worthy of Romero.

Romero hasn't even heard of Twitter yet, and probably won't for another three years.

 
Jenhahaha 2009-03-08 11:58:20 PM  
That guy makes Andy Rooney sounds like a ray of sunshine.

 
cooky_monsterr 2009-03-09 12:55:04 AM  
FTA:
"A Kindle 2 is a small and thin flat thing that you can carry around like all the other things attached to your belt."

Such as onions, which NEVER go out of style!

also
"No, it's not the kind of love currently being shared by Democrats."

*blink blink* wut?

/just ate a coke and a candy bar and am about to masturbate to pics of Obama, so I'm really getting a kick etc...

 
snobordr 2009-03-09 02:11:08 AM  
fasdissent: It sounds like Terry Cummins may be slipping towards Alzheimer's.

There was not a single useful or coherent thought in the entire article.

Don't run the risk of calling home on a cell phone in thick traffic and learn your spouse has had a bad day. Download and read a good book while you're driving.

I don't know, this seemed reasonable. Fark you subby, you too modmin for greenlighting this.

 
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