The doctor came from BJ U? Right...

notmtwain - The doctor came from BJ U? Right...

Undergraduate work at UTI.

This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

Ennuipoet: This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

Sems more like a yoke..



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You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

Thankfully, this image was attached to the article. Now I can understand everything.

I don't have one of these. I do it by hand. Get it - by hand? That is a masturbation reference! That's how I roll, babies. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

H_is_for_Heretic: Ennuipoet: This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

Sems more like a yoke..

so much for NSFW

Can't wait for my new dynamic rods to arrive

an increase in flaccid length? Hurray. ?

Who the fark cares about flaccid length?

according to the article it's only for flaccid length. How the hell is that useful at all unless you just want to impress the guys in the gym locker room?

/in 26 minutes....

H_is_for_Heretic: Ennuipoet: This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

Sems more like a yoke..



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So you wear a clamp on your dick for five hours a day for six months, and your penis might, on average, gain an inch in flaccid size.

This really doesn't seem to be worth the effort/pain from having a METAL AND PLASTIC CLAMP ON YOUR DICK.

I never get E-mails about getting rid of all the extra inches that make my monstrous cock so unwieldy to stuff down my pant leg and into my sock.

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Abner Doon: Who the fark cares about flaccid length?

Christmas photos for the folks cares.

otterly_delicious: H_is_for_Heretic: Ennuipoet: This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

Sems more like a yoke..

so much for NSFW

Yup...so much for that
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The article doesn't mention it, but I doubt increasing the flaccid length of your penis will give you a bigger erection.

If the GIS for "dynamic rods" is any indication this method may have something to do with attaching your wang to a hangglider

"Urologist Dr. Paolo Gontero said the average flaccid length at the start was 2.82 inches. After a year, it was 3.72 inches, though there was no increase in girth."


Guys, girth matters.

And more importantly, "I nanea no ka holo o ka wa'a i ke akamai o ke ku hoe." One can enjoy a canoe ride when the paddler is skilled. (Old Hawai'ian saying)

Penis.

bobbette: You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

+1 I loled. Will return for the sequel.

All that effort just to change from a grower to a shower? Not worth it.

Still no cure for cold water shrinkage.

I had my leg in a thing that looked kinda like that after my 250 went over the bales. If it feels the same way on your dick as it did on my leg, I would advise against it.

/what ever floats your boat

Flaccid? "Hey baby, I'm hung like a mule, when it's soft."

Dynamic rods?

I've found tulips have always worked well for me to gain in size.

If I wanted some crazy device on my junk, I wouldn't have picked the lock on the CB-2000.

Mistress was most displeased...

I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

somehow, I think if this device actually increased erect penis size, the researchers would mention that.

Repeat

PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

If the penis could pwnis I would be most pleased.

Dr. Manhattan approves (probably NSFW).

PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

Pwn'dis.

So you have to wear that thing for 5 hours/day? I don't think you can wear pants with it, no matter what they say. You certainly couldn't sleep that way (ow). I don't think nudist resorts would even look kindly on you sitting out by the pool wearing that thing.

It would be fun to try to get through airport security wearing one ;-)

i am amazed they found men willing to try that thing

screw length--it's all about girth--

Completely worthless. What the hell would I do with an extra 4 inches?

Sounds like a stretch to me.

Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean.

sorefarkr: an increase in flaccid length? Hurray. ?

yeah but it's great for showing off at month long australian sex parties. but in use not so much.

/kinda likes the retractable version
/less coiling involved

just a friend who helps me "wrap things up"

otterly_delicious: "Urologist Dr. Paolo Gontero said the average flaccid length at the start was 2.82 inches. After a year, it was 3.72 inches, though there was no increase in girth."


Guys, girth matters.

And more importantly, "I nanea no ka holo o ka wa'a i ke akamai o ke ku hoe." One can enjoy a canoe ride when the paddler is skilled. (Old Hawai'ian saying)

Well put.

its not the size that counts...its the motion in the ocean...

/BS

PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

The self-pwnis mightier.

/Pwnis

PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

Don't know... you might be on to something.

/pwnis

otterly_delicious: PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

If the penis could pwnis I would be most pleased.

LowbrowDeluxe: PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

Pwn'dis.

theMagni: PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

The self-pwnis mightier.

/Pwnis

Well played, all. :-)

just_intonation: PizzaJedi81: PizzaJedi81: I want to hear more about the Pwnis Mightier...

Or even the Penis Mightier.

/Friggin' keyboard.

Don't know... you might be on to something.

/pwnis

Okay, fine, but I want proper credit for the first week of use. After that, I'll assume that it's been widely distributed, and free to use.

Send them to me....I am the original extender.

The Gunslinger Roland: The article doesn't mention it, but I doubt increasing the flaccid length of your penis will give you a bigger erection.

It said it improved erectile function right in the FA: He said erectile function scores also improved during the test.

As painful as that looks to wear, even scarier looking are the devices meant to "restore" the foreskin on guys who have been circumcised.

likefunbutnot: I never get E-mails about getting rid of all the extra inches that make my monstrous cock so unwieldy to stuff down my pant leg and into my sock.

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I'll forward you a few.