"It's about helping your jammer get through the pack."

...and the article was written by...wait for it...Lindsey BEVER.

Just read TFA.

GOD! This woman is the essence of suburban soccer mom douche bag.

I think I fapped to her on My Friend's Hot Mom

baka-san: Just read TFA.

GOD! This woman is the essence of suburban soccer mom douche bag.

As long as she is hot she can be as douche baggy as she wants... It's not like men care what women have to say anyways

baka-san: Just read TFA.

GOD! This woman is the essence of suburban soccer mom douche bag.

Maybe, but rollergirls tend to be hawt and a bit on the wild side:


One of the actual penalties in a match is making the offender ride through "spank Alley":

The last question FTA:Do you have a family?

Well, she's the PTA president and in the fourth sentence it references her daughters. WTF?

I'll agree that she's MILFy...but am I the only one who thinks that pic looks like it was taken in 1979? It's all Farrah Fawcett-y.

eraser8: It's all Farrah Fawcett-y.

NTTAWWT!!

APPROVES!

eraser8: Yeah, I wonder what she looks like in focus.

She resembles KK13. I'd hit it!

the picture in the article seems shopped, some of the pixels appear to be off, like all of them.

In this day and age how do you get a pic that bad?

Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

I just like the physical part. I like a good solid hit. It's just about making a good solid hit, helping your jammer get through the pack. There's a lot going on. It makes it a challenging sport. And the girls are a lot of fun. I walked into the rink and thought, "I'm home."

giggety

FTA-What is your nickname?

Homewrecker. It's sort of a play on words since I'm a homemaker.

Yeah, great. Thanks for explaining that...

/Would still like to rail her so hard that pic would come into focus.

I religiously go to MNRG events. More power to her.

//Garda Belts FTW.

farbekrieg: the picture in the article seems shopped, some of the pixels appear to be off, like all of them.

In this day and age how do you get a pic that bad?

Budget cuts. Their photographer has to use an old camera phone, apparently.

PC LOAD LETTER: I think I fapped to her on My Friend's Hot Mom

TOD high five.

Obscure?

//You know it's hot

robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

I was searching for some pictures to back this statement up and found this instead.

"Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic."

That and a high incidence of lesbianism.

/not that there's anything wrong with that.

The Angry Hand of God: robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

I was searching for some pictures to back this statement up and found this instead.

Not sure what's going on in that picture.

/giggity anyway

The Angry Hand of God: robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

I was searching for some pictures to back this statement up and found this instead.

The Angry Hand of God: robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

I was searching for some pictures to back this statement up and found this instead.

I looked for "fat girl bangs". But then i looked for what you did.



Red looks worried.

/what are fat girl bangs?

Looks fine to me.

On an unrelated note, has anyone seen my glasses?

H_is_for_Heretic:
/what are fat girl bangs?

'Fat girl bangs' are straight across the forehead 'betty page-esque bangs that indy fat chicks have that they think make them 'alternative' or something. I am not winning at grammar this morning. I am hung the hell over. Did I explain fat chick bangs adequately?

No, not all roller derby girls are fat lesbians. Many of them are quite attractive & wear fishnets.

Magorn: One of the actual penalties in a match is making the offender ride through "spank Alley":

That's it. I've got to find a game, err, derby around here. Sounds like a good night out.

robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

OR not. Which is it?

NotSubby: Magorn: One of the actual penalties in a match is making the offender ride through "spank Alley":

That's it. I've got to find a game, err, derby around here. Sounds like a good night out.

robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

OR not. Which is it?

there will be photos of any roller derby in your area, peruse those and decide yourself

I've got quite a few friends in roller derby so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/homegrown sports > pro sports any day

I would PT in her A.

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama
With a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight

/Surprised no reference yet
//Round-and-a-round-and-a-slashie

loonatic112358: NotSubby:

there will be photos of any roller derby in your area, peruse those and decide yourself

an example of what I mean

here's the houston roller derby teams (new window)





and here's the Flickr group (new window)

NotSubby: Magorn: One of the actual penalties in a match is making the offender ride through "spank Alley":

That's it. I've got to find a game, err, derby around here. Sounds like a good night out.

robohobo: Roller derby girls tend to be skanky fat indy chicks with fat girl bangs. It's an epidemic.

OR not. Which is it?

What do you mean 'or not'? "Famous" roller derby girls may be hot, but the averahe local roller derby girl tends to be overweight, or at least beefy, a heavy drinker, and into local bands. also slutty. fact.

Mongo cut wood: APPROVES!

Came for Raquel.

In some parts MILF requires you to have children who are teenagers otherwise we just consider you a cougar.

Kissy pouty-faces are retarded.

Jammers and Pivots are often pretty hot. Full time Blockers, not so much. Unless you're Jim Croce.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Kissy pouty-faces are retarded.

they are, I forget where i was, but I saw someone doing that, and had to tease them about posing for myspace

Birdville

demanton: I would PT in her A.

It would PT in THEIR A

Seems like the female version of this:

What kind of d-bag names their kid after a farking golf club?

I know a few of those Houston RD chicks. They occasionally have fundraisers at the bar where my wife works. Lotsa fun to hang out with - as someone mentioned before, you gotta be a little crazy to hang with that group, and most of them could probably drink me under the table.

The only way to fark a Texas slut is in the pooper. They grow teeth in vag down there.

/PSA

PC LOAD LETTER: I think I fapped to her on My Friend's Hot Mom



I'd jam her pack.

FEMA_CAMPER
Seems like the female version of this:

Holy Fark, I think that's Optimus Prime mid-transformation.

I have bruises from wrastlin' Texas Rollergirls last night, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies.

ilmaestro: I have bruises from wrastlin' Texas Rollergirls last night, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies.

sounds like an awesome way to go