No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

- Freddie, age 6

I wish I was as smart as this kid when I was 6... Hell I wish I was as smart as him when I was 23...

How would you make your marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

- Ricky, age 10


AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You got it, Ricky!

In a nutshell:
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

When is it ok to kiss someone?

When they're rich.

- Pam, age 7


Awwww, you adorable little whore.

Every single one of those answers sounds fake as hell, like an adult writing something that is funny or insightful coming from a 8 year old kid.

MarshWoman: In a nutshell:
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

Sounds like Anita supports gay marriage.

1) that read like a Fark thread.

2) it explains a lot...

3) so either we have a crapload of 7 year old kids in these threads, or a bunch of Farkers managed to pass for 7 to the Sun reporter.

4) either way, these "kids" must have Fark handles.

bipolar: Every single one of those answers sounds fake as hell, like an adult writing something that is funny or insightful coming from a 8 year old kid.

A few of them reek, but I find some of them entirely believable.

In before the marriage sucks ba-

aw, crap.


Another bitter Fark thread!

Hooray, kids accidentally saying funny things. This is just as bad as the celebrity obsession usually printed by this piece of shiat.

bipolar: Every single one of those answers sounds fake as hell, like an adult writing something that is funny or insightful coming from a 8 year old kid.

I dunno, it is England...those kids are smarter and more articulate.

I think I read this article for the first time about ten years ago.

kid_icarus: I dunno, it is England...those kids are smarter and more articulate.



doubtful

I dunno, Click and Clack read this article on Boston Public Radio back in 2002. Sun may have been there, but is a little late to the party.

The quotes - said to be from kids aged between six and ten - are doing the rounds in a hilarious new email.

Chain letters on the internets. The Sun is there.

Only_A_Lad: Chain letters on the internets. The Sun My mother is there.

I call shenanigans. They sound entirely made up.

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

- Craig, age 9


That was the only vaguely amusing one.


/from the UK
//they still sound fake

Boy, wait till they find out about "All your base are belong to us"!

Oh, these are absolutely made up. Just like the "fake essay answers" that float around as well. They're cute, but any online news source should know better.

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

- Kelvin, age 8

That's hilarious!

At age 6, Freddie is already smarter than all of the married/divorced Farkers in this thread.

When is it ok to kiss someone?

When they're rich.

- Pam, age 7

wow she made her career early, stupid whore.

I wonder if she takes after her mom

/they say the darnest things

allegedman: /they say the darnest things

Who, black people?

Must have been a slooooowwwww news day

/ waiting for the fox news image of the cat looking out the window

bipolar: Every single one of those answers sounds fake as hell, like an adult writing something that is funny or insightful coming from a 8 year old kid.

This x 10

ultraholland: allegedman: /they say the darnest things

Who, black people?

no silly, jell-o endorsers....

mmmm gonna go get me a puddin pop!

I thought I was clicking on the soft porn star article - man, was I surprised when I saw the pictures.

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.

I found a search result from farking 1995 on some of these quotes. These jokes are prehistoric.

Marriage is EZ...just tell yo' biatch to suck it good!

mike965: No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

- Freddie, age 6

I wish I was as smart as this kid when I was 6... Hell I wish I was as smart as him when I was 23...

I tend to agree. At 6 years old, this kid already has a good deal of wisdom. Unfortunately when he approaches his teen years he will discover vagina and that wisdom will leave him like water from an open hydrant.

This was on usenet 15 years ago.

Here's a similar one from 1999:

KIDS WISDOM
These are Responses from Kids when asked for some good Advice!!!!

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
-Matthew, Age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
-Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
-Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
-Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
-Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
-Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom.
-Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
-Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
him.
-Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
-Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
-Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the
phone.
-Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
-Laura, Age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
-Scott, Age 11
Never do pranks at a police station.
-Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
-Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your
mom
told you to do.
-Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
-Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
-Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes.
-Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
-Phillip, Age 13
Forget the cake. Go for the icing!
-Cynthia, Age 8

those are prob real quotes. Bill Cosby used to do a show where he talked to kids and "they said the darndest thing"

ThatOneNiceGuy: those are prob real quotes. Bill Cosby used to do a show where he talked to kids and "they said the darndest thing"

Which he appropriated from the Art Linkletter show.

Also, this list is so old the kids who said this stuff have been married and divorced by now.

Fake

Obligatory

kid_icarus: bipolar: Every single one of those answers sounds fake as hell, like an adult writing something that is funny or insightful coming from a 8 year old kid.

I dunno, it is England...those kids are smarter and more articulate.

Thank you for this. I needed a good laugh today.

allegedman: /they say the darnest things

i got such an email recently, the only one i can remember is

better late than pregnant.. sally age 8 kind of thing

Never let your mom brush your hair when she's mad.

Must be a slow news day: that exact list has been going around the internet for years. Ironically, those kids are smarter about marriage than most adults.

Caliman:
Here's a similar one from 1999:

Never do pranks at a police station.
-Sam, Age 10

Sounds like Sam was reading Fark Florida tags back in 1999.

I was at a wedding a little over a year ago, and the bride was working at an elementary school. Well all the kids drew pictures and gave advice on how the husband could be a good husband. Easily my favorite one: "Do you job: The Laundry"

Emily912: Must be a slow news day: that exact list has been going around the internet for years. Ironically, those kids are smarter about marriage than most adults.

This. If The Sun is hurting that much for material, I can just start forwarding them every email from my mother-in-law.

Forget the damn chips and dip-- It's me that needs to keep coming.

/and her too, of course

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

- Martin, age 10

Comedy gold.

It's all fake crap written to sound cute and/or endearing.

I was at a swingers/kink party last night. One proud Domme stated that Marriage was Her only hard limit.

\seconded

UsikFark

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10.