So THAT'S what the new Pepsi logos represent.

"To this day, a lot of family members and best buds call her Pepsi"

*groan*

Coke > Pepsi

Kliffoth: Coke > Pepsi

Should we summon Bevets?

I've always had a fondness for marijuana and iced tea.

Sgygus: Kliffoth: Coke > Pepsi

Should we summon Bevets?

Why is Bevets a dirty Pepsi drinker?

I always thought marijuana was a gateway drug to Coke, not Pepsi.

Kliffoth: is Bevets a dirty Pepsi drinker?

Bevets likes to be involved in any religious thread. A Coke > Pepsi discussion falls into that category.

I have no idea which side he is on, but I'm looking forward to the Biblical quotes.

/oblig

Nice, but wound up a bit tight. I'd get her high and give her a massage.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

My birth name was Thalidomide Absorbine Jr.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves.

It's cool that she didn't stoop to the level her parents set her up to fall to.

so she never smoked pot? what a loser....

damn hippies, I just read half a story about how some hippies named a girl after weed and soda. Oh wow she did good for herself because she had to prove she wasn't a wastoid like her parents who named her something they liked to do. Give me a break! How about a story about how shes a prosti and she likes people cracking open a can of pepsi on her arse all while taking a huge bong rip. Now theres a story!

miller007: damn hippies, I just read half a story about how some hippies named a girl after weed and soda. Oh wow she did good for herself because she had to prove she wasn't a wastoid like her parents who named her something they liked to do. Give me a break! How about a story about how shes a prosti and she likes people cracking open a can of pepsi on her arse all while taking a huge bong rip. Now theres a story!

Now tell the story about why you're named after piss water and a government worker.

miller007: damn hippies, I just read half a story about how some hippies named a girl after weed and soda. Oh wow she did good for herself because she had to prove she wasn't a wastoid like her parents who named her something they liked to do. Give me a break! How about a story about how shes a prosti and she likes people cracking open a can of pepsi on her arse all while taking a huge bong rip. Now theres a story!

You know, I just popped in to make an innocuous comment, but then I read what you wrote. Your use of the word "wastoid" and then abbreviation of "prostitute" as "prosti" just qualified your comment as the lamest comment I've read in the few years that I've been around this site. The "prosti" word completely sealed it. Congratulations, as this is quite the honor. Bravo, asshole. Go back to 4chan.

Kliffoth
Coke > Pepsi
Nope Pepsi better than Coke.
But Coke better at removing rust from metal

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-biatch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

/i like my cones followed by a cup of tea
//and rum and raisin dark chocolate

This is from my hometown. I have been telling people whenever "tell the weirdest first names of people you know/heard of" stories comes up. The only proof I have ever been able to find was some weird UW-Whitewater notes from a meeting. I am glad this article is around because no one can ever call bullshiat on me again.

In case you're wondering, she said she never once smoked the stuff and prefers orange soda.

Gotta keep at least one stereotype accurate.

Weed goes with everything, no joke. Whatever you do, weed will make it better.

At least the mom spelled it right. Looking at you JaMarijunisha Pepsiqua

I got fired by my boss - Pepsi!
I nailed Jesus to the cross - Pepsi!
Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears
Poor old widow's house burnt down - Pepsi!
Tractors plowing down the hills - Pepsi!
Ghastly stench of puppy mills - Pepsi!
Sheets with stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mud flaps burnt by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas
Children dying of disease - Pepsi!
Leading helpless teens astray - Pepsi!
I can't find the strength to say - Pepsi!
Medicated ointment being spread on painful rash
Old outdated software being thrown into the trash
Everything still tastes the same - Pepsi!

beoswulf: At least the mom spelled it right. Looking at you JaMarijunisha Pepsiqua

Spectrum: I got fired by my boss - Pepsi!
I nailed Jesus to the cross - Pepsi!
Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears
Poor old widow's house burnt down - Pepsi!
Tractors plowing down the hills - Pepsi!
Ghastly stench of puppy mills - Pepsi!
Sheets with stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mud flaps burnt by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas
Children dying of disease - Pepsi!
Leading helpless teens astray - Pepsi!
I can't find the strength to say - Pepsi!
Medicated ointment being spread on painful rash
Old outdated software being thrown into the trash
Everything still tastes the same - Pepsi!

Freedom's waiting.

Pepsi Pepsi, no Coke, Pepsi

nirwana: Freedom's waiting.

Next to the word free the best word is new.

Pepsi.

Whiskey

penis

beoswulf: At least the mom spelled it right. Looking at you JaMarijunisha Pepsiqua



Heh ...Heh ....The eyes tell all ...

FTFA: She also sold real estate there. It was the one time in her life that she went by MP Sawyer professionally because the name Marijuana was freaking out the customers and causing her for-sale signs to be stolen as souvenirs.

I would have stolen one of her signs, too.

Chief_Otto_Parts: In case you're wondering, she said she never once smoked the stuff and prefers orange soda.

Gotta keep at least one stereotype accurate.

Beat me to it.

Everyone I know has pot. My neighbors on both sides grow, and the guy behind me is my supplier. The lady across the street smokes out in her front yard. Our laws are farking retarded. Uncle Sam, you are a majorly uptight, clueless arsehole.

Uncle Sam, you are a majorly uptight, clueless arsehole.

Heh ....Heh ...you can haz sillyness ....heh ..heh
/He so silly
//What eva' ?

Sawyer's mother, Maggie Johnson, picked her name. Her father objected but lost the argument.

Wuss.

serialkittenkiller: Pepsi
thelordofcheese: Whiskey
randomizetimer: penis

... sigh, everyone has better drugs than me.

You guys are going at this from the wrong angle. This shouldn't be a cola wars debate. This is about the best drink for smoking pot.

Dr. Pepper or coffee for me.

Uh, why doesn't she just shorten the name to Mary?

Interesting story but anyone can change their legal name to anything. First, middle, last, they're all up for changing to anything you want and it will be 100% legal.

Weird that people think your name is some sort of permanent thing. The psychology of that is interesting.

vodka: Weird that people think your name is some sort of permanent thing.

I've always thought that kids should pick their own name at about age 12, in a ceremony not unlike a bar mitzvah. Of course, I may feel this way because my dad named me Illegitimate Regrettable Shiatstain biatch Wouldn't Get an Abortion.

It's better than L'-a.

/"The dash ain't silent"

Redscum: Uh, why doesn't she just shorten the name to Mary?

RTFA

how cruel to name a child that. maybe kitty crack would be worse. or possibly being named phil with a last name of McCrackin. there's lots out there that the parents left with a cruel joke as a name. some got over it the ones that didn't had their names legally changed.

Everyone Uncle Sam, you are a majorly uptight, clueless arsehole.
Never reached out to true and grasp a clue.... but found most of them wanting ...... Too much said?

Pud: Everyone Uncle Sam, you are a majorly uptight, clueless arsehole.
Never reached out to true and grasp a clue.... but found most of them wanting ...... Too much said?

What the hell was that?

Of course they do. How the fark do y'all think Crystal Pepsi was invented?

intern 1: Man, that was the biggest bong hit ever.
intern 2: Yeah. You know, this Pepsi would be real tight if I could see through it.
intern1: Yeeeaahhh.

For some reason I find this woman incredibly attractive. No really.