PoopStain: Has anyone ever seen a fireworks fire? I got to witness a stand go up in Indiana in the early 90's. They're unreal. It's like a giant fireball that occasionally shiats out a smaller fireball.

And the noise they make is farking fantastic.

Sounds epic.

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PoopStain: Has anyone ever seen a fireworks fire? I got to witness a stand go up in Indiana in the early 90's. They're unreal. It's like a giant fireball that occasionally shiats out a smaller fireball.

And the noise they make is farking fantastic.

Just think, this one came with real, live human wails of agony, too!

Not even 15 minuites and already it's Farked. This hapens every time links to tbo.com are posted :-P

I hear thunder but there's no rain, this type of thunder breaks walls and window panes.

FTA: The blaze destroyed most, if not all, of the store's fireworks, Doll said.

No kidding.

If it leaves a body behind, it is not an epic fireworks fire. Awesome (and sad), but not epic.

While I certainly see the tragedy here, and am sorry for the loss...

I also have to wonder if the guy whimpered.

"Nothing to see here"

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/out to launch!

This case could be ... Explosive.



YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

yes but what is the cause of fire?

Vio: yes but what is the cause of fire?

The facts although interesting are irrelavants!

Moonfisher: PoopStain: Has anyone ever seen a fireworks fire? I got to witness a stand go up in Indiana in the early 90's. They're unreal. It's like a giant fireball that occasionally shiats out a smaller fireball.

And the noise they make is farking fantastic.

Just think, this one came with real, live human wails of agony, too!

I'm still alive, so I wish I could've been there to hear the farking fantastic noise.

"What I like to do these days is talk about fireworks safety. See, it was the Fourth of July and my friend Timmy Smithers leaned back too far with a lit punk and ignited the main fireworks display for the evening. And I wake up every night knowing that I know I could've done more to save him... but it was so pretty."


/What's the Fourth of July
/Without Tater Salad

FTFA: "The cause of death and the identity of the person are pending autopsy results."

Seriously!?!?

Fireworks safety test videos (new window)

d52: FTFA: "The cause of death and the identity of the person are pending autopsy results."

Seriously!?!?

It wouldn't be to uncommon for someone to dump the body, start the fire, and run off thinking the fire would cover up the fact the guy was murdered.

And looking at the building, it looks like any body of decent size who is scared of being bbq'd could kick out some of the wood planks and get out if needed. That is, if they are of normal human intelligence. But lets not rule out that the moron started a fire and got burned in the process. It makes a better story.

I live less than a mile away and didn't hear the big bang, if there were one. Now I feel cheated.

That sucks, I live and Holiday and drove by that stand at about 5:30. Finally something cool happens around here and I miss it by 20 minutes.

Enschede residents unimpressed.

The fun begins at about 2:20

Talk about going out with a bang

darn--i thought it was going to be someone dying from having sex.

this is no fun at all.

With luck, it will be a burglar.

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They were probably just stocked with fun snaps, sparklers and Black Cats - I've had more epic farts than those wussy noisemakers.