Is it just me, or does that article make no sense?

wat

thalassatx: Is it just me, or does that article make no sense?

It's beyond me why she ever called the cops to begin with.

WTF????

I think subby is a pretty cool guy. He farks up headlines and doesn't afraid of anything.

am I the only one who read the headline, and thought "Man, he really needs to add '.... sphincter' to the end of that?

Calcartman: am I the only one who read the headline, and thought "Man, he really needs to add '.... sphincter' to the end of that?

That would work in the end.

Vio: thalassatx: Is it just me, or does that article make no sense?

It's beyond me why she ever called the cops to begin with.

It's beyond me why she bought Snake Oil.

Trick question, answer "Sideways"?

/Just asking the subby

"I'll clean my colon right now!" *braaap*

Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

She might be trying to pull a scam, but the pill manufacturers are.

What she try to do, bankrupt AM radio?

Some experts say 20 pounds sheet stuck to you guts, who want that?

FTFA: The local bank allowed the woman to dispute the charges and the $89.31 bill but told her to get a report from the Sheriff's Office.

The bank told her to do it. Nowhere in TFA does it say she called 911 on her own accord. Maybe they can reverse the charges if it's deemed fraud or something.

overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

Credit card company clearly cannot compensate. Completely covering colon-cleansing cost clouts criminal conspiracy. Concur?

Dirty Hot Linker: overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

Credit card company clearly cannot compensate. Completely covering colon-cleansing cost clouts criminal conspiracy. Concur?

Christ!

Anyone who deals with GNC deserves exactly what they get. At least she didn't try their amazing blood cleansing mix to pass a drug test. I know a few people who effed themselves but good using that stuff (urinary tract/bladder/kidney problems), and for nothing, as it does not work. It just makes your urine acidic, which will flag a retest. I can't believe they still sell that worthless, dangerous garbage.

btw, otc colon cleansing tablets are also extremely dangerous and should be avoided. I don't have personal experience, but I know a woman who nearly killed herself using that crap - no pun intended. If you want or need your colon cleansed, go to a professional.

Dirty Hot Linker: overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

Credit card company clearly cannot compensate. Completely covering colon-cleansing cost clouts criminal conspiracy. Concur?

Comrades, colon-capsule criminal conspiracy costs copious credit-card customers cash. Cops cannot check criminal complaint cause. Capiche?

The Panama City woman ordered the pills from GNC Inc., but after they arrived she discovered the company planned to charge her an additional $89.31 unless she canceled the order, according to a Bay County Sheriff's Office incident report.

How does that work?

I need an enema after that story.

Ah, the things we used to get by without.

Vern the Worm: I need an enema to pee out of rear after that story.

ftfy

Dual Action Cleanse infomercial guy approves.

Who needs pills?

overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

WINNAR!

please accept my heartfelt apology.
I know how hard you Daily Mail guys try.

Why would you spend money on buying pills that make you crap yourself, isn't that what laxetives are for? How about some prune juice? I don't know, people buy some retarded things

Pope George Ringo: What she try to do, bankrupt AM radio?

Some experts say 20 pounds sheet stuck to you guts, who want that?

Colon cleansing is nothing but a scam.

Link (new window)

We hear those radio spots here in Ontario all the time and it is obviously 100% pure quackery but for some reason these scammers never get nailed for false advertising.

Calcartman: am I the only one who read the headline, and thought "Man, he really needs to add '.... sphincter' to the end of that?

He was trying to avoid any innuendo.

I hear anal will loosen you up.

Somebody dung her wrong.

Wii.Tard: Dirty Hot Linker: overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

Credit card company clearly cannot compensate. Completely covering colon-cleansing cost clouts criminal conspiracy. Concur?

Comrades, colon-capsule criminal conspiracy costs copious credit-card customers cash. Cops cannot check criminal complaint cause. Capiche?

Criminey!

Whats wrong with that?

The colon cleansing stuff creates the problem it claims to solve. If you aren't taking 3 craps a day... just eat more raw veggies. That will pretty much do the trick. Simple, eh?

digitalrain: Wii.Tard: Dirty Hot Linker: overlord: Cops cannot completely check costly colon-cleansing capsule complaint 'cause company can't cancel credit card charges.

Credit card company clearly cannot compensate. Completely covering colon-cleansing cost clouts criminal conspiracy. Concur?

Comrades, colon-capsule criminal conspiracy costs copious credit-card customers cash. Cops cannot check criminal complaint cause. Capiche?

Criminey!

If I ever catch up with kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland --

Yes?

I'll clobber him.

Only imbiciles believe in those "colon clense" products.

Wake up, people! The reason you sh*t some weird stuff, is because the supplements/capsules put weird stuff into your body.

You spoon some clay into orange juice and drink it up. Subsequently, clay comes out your pooper, wrapped in the mucus that your body produces to try to get it to slide through your system. You're lucky that the clay doesn't get impacted in your intestines and you get necrosis. That happend to a friend, and he had much of his bowel surgically removed.

"What goes in, must come out." Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law. Firesign Theater.

I cleaned my colon once, had to call hazmat.

/Don't need none of those.