In before Mary Jo Kopechne!

"Hey, ah [whirr...clank]...A guy could get pretty thirsty doing this...I bet you have some nice synthetic-grade 5W-40 around here..."

It's Jersey.

I'm sure they've already figured this out.

Years ago, on a Metro-North train to New haven, as we crossed over the east river after 125th street, you could see a car bobbing in the water. Came off Harlem River Drive, I think. Never heard about it on the news, but was interesting anyway....

Once robots start doing all the work, the doughnut industry is really going to suffer...


Won't somebody think of the pastries??!

Subby.. that is called a donation.... get it right.

... find Sarah Connor...

The markers for spring has arrived in North Jersey.
1. The first floater in the East River.
2. Lemon Ice stands appear outside mom and pop grocery stores.

What? There's no money in soliciting bribes to go pick up useless waterlogged cars! The money's in fining people for dumping and abandonment.

/Practice thinking like a politician

My penis is a robot. It smells like seafood.

the_chief: My penis is a I own a robotic penis. It smells like seafood. my pooper.

FTFY

started solving some missing person cases when they started pulling some cars out of canals a while back.

How many of those cars have bodies in them?

crab66: How many of those cars have bodies in them?

How many of the bodies in those cars have wounds not consistent with a car crash/ drowning death?

This motion will inevitably fail as soon as they realize that robots are soulless machines that let people live or die based on percentages.


/Haven't they ever seen I, Robot?

Thats an 827: The markers for spring has arrived in North Jersey.
1. The first floater in the East River.
2. Lemon Ice stands appear outside mom and pop grocery stores.

3. The heat warms up the trash heaps and a light breeze carries the rancid air over into Manhattan.
4. The first guido appears at the shore with his shirt off and a ridiculous orangey tan and slimey hairdo.

You don't say....

/My neighbor

The above feels that this invention is a tad late.


I heard they are calling it the "Teddy K"

Human ...in Danger?

nero_design - I'd give you a vote for that one if this were a vote-capable thread :)

Authorities hope to identify owners and prosecute them for abandoning their vehicles. insurance fraud.

FTFTFA

You can drop a legit car off at a junkyard and pick up a few bucks or even donate it to a charity but if you're going to lose the car because you can't pay the lease it usually gets "stolen." The insurance company then picks up the tab. I saw 2 geniuses who were cutting up one of their trucks for this reason and burying it in the desert at an ER. They were using cutting torches and forgot that the gas tank had gas in it. I don't know if they went to prison but they did go to the burn unit.

Authorities hope to identify owners and prosecute them for abandoning their vehicles. insurance fraud.

"hey.. I cant find the address for this guy"

"Uh, ... What's his name Lou? I look it up for ya"

".... James Hoffa"

"Uh thats some nice police work, Lou!"