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(Some Chick) Strange Man breaks out of jail to break into a convenience store and steal 14 packs of cigarettes and then sneaks back into jail. Some people will do anything for a smoke   (newschannel9.com) divider line 29
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ladyway905 2009-03-07 03:21:38 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 04:03:56 PM  
FTA: The jail is supposed to be a smoke-free environment.

So, aside from breaking out of jail, breaking into the store and stealing their concern is that he brought cigarettes into the smoke-free jail? Fine reporting there, Scoop

 
strangeguitar 2009-03-07 04:17:41 PM  
I've heard of walikng a mile for a Camel, but that's farking insane.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 04:31:20 PM  
Butts are big in jail$$$$$
Profit.
/got a match, bend over

 
stickmangrit [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 04:39:48 PM  
wow. if they're willing to go through all of that(and try to getting out), maybe you should just let them farking smoke, huh?

or just give out these(^) to the folks that do smoke. but that would mean having the good sense to prevent mass nic-fits.

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 06:25:53 PM  
I think I've been working jails too long when my first thought after reading the headline was, "Yea, why wouldn't you do that?"

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 06:27:48 PM  
$5.00 a cigarette in jail..... seems worth it...

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 08:47:37 PM  
I was out on a walking trail yesterday and passed these two women who were walking at a pretty good clip. One of them said to the other, "I can't wait until we're done. I need a cigarette!"

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 09:02:05 PM  
cksewell: FTA: The jail is supposed to be a smoke-free environment.

So, aside from breaking out of jail, breaking into the store and stealing their concern is that he brought cigarettes into the smoke-free jail? Fine reporting there, Scoop


Heh ...heh. ...do you think they actually care ....it is what it is ...

 
MidnightSkulker 2009-03-07 09:02:30 PM  
stickmangrit: wow. if they're willing to go through all of that(and try to getting out), maybe you should just let them farking smoke, huh?

or just give out these(^) to the folks that do smoke. but that would mean having the good sense to prevent mass nic-fits.


Or they could get cheaper ones^ [directly from the manufacturer] that look more like a regular smoke. Same manufacturer as the ones you linked, different model.

 
danielsard 2009-03-07 09:30:04 PM  
pretty amusing!! what people can do for a farking smoke XD

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 09:45:32 PM  
danielsard: pretty amusing!! what people can do for a farking smoke XD

This is jail. Those bad boys are cash money.

 
I_Am_Weasel 2009-03-07 09:53:00 PM  
Son, we were willing to overlook the breaking out of jail. The cell smells like urine, we can understand that. Stealing the cigarettes was bad, but y'know, the store owner is an ass and deserves it, keeps calling us about kids take two straws for their Big Gulp. But damnit, son, we can't overlook the no smoking rule.

/Yes, I typed the words "smells like urine"

 
Tofino 2009-03-07 10:40:28 PM  
Man, no Trailer Park Boys images yet. Fark is slipping!

 
whiteylexus 2009-03-07 10:42:06 PM  
www.affichescinema.com

...and some people will do anything to attend the World Series.

 
wombatoftruth 2009-03-07 10:55:53 PM  
So, drug addicts will do weird and stupid things to get drugs? Romero level reporting there.

 
Braindeath 2009-03-07 11:13:59 PM  
Perhaps he is trying to buy his way out of a PMITA visit? Seems like a good investment to me.

 
Jim_Callahan 2009-03-07 11:43:03 PM  
Quitting is apparently harder for some people than others.

//I know it was so he could sell 'em, hush.

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:49:44 PM  
mom?

 
Breigh 2009-03-07 11:56:49 PM  
What the heck was that man thinking of? He's farking crazy. *laughs*

 
OBBN 2009-03-08 12:45:37 AM  
I used to work for BellSouth as an Inmate Services Tech. We repaired and installed all of the pay phones in the jails in Georgia, including the one in the article.
Funniest thing ever, I went into a pod (a large area with a common area and individual cells) to work on the common area pay phones. I wasn't thinking and has my pack of Marlboro Lights in my pocket. I sweat, you would have thought I was a super model walking thru that place! None of the birds (jailbirds) could take their eyes off of my shirt pocket. I swear one guy was drooling. I kinda miss those days, fun and interesting job, as long as you weren't taken hostage!

 
OBBN 2009-03-08 12:48:43 AM  
OBBN: I sweat swear, you would have thought I was a super model walking thru that place!
OBBN: I wasn't thinking and has had my pack of Marlboro Lights in my pocket.

I guess between the Fentanyl and Ambien I am a little more tired than I thought. Please be kind grammar nazis

 
strathmeyer 2009-03-08 01:01:48 AM  
cksewell: So, aside from breaking out of jail, breaking into the store and stealing their concern is that he brought cigarettes into the smoke-free jail? Fine reporting there, Scoop

No, the journalist was just esplaining why a jailee would need to procure cigarettes in an illegal manner???

 
arguelles 2009-03-08 01:15:54 AM  
Fark Me To Tears: I was out on a walking trail yesterday and passed these two women who were walking at a pretty good clip. One of them said to the other, "I can't wait until we're done. I need a cigarette!"

So?

 
ankmcfly 2009-03-08 03:13:21 AM  
Do you people know how many "biatches" you can buy with 14 packs of cigarettes?

/Me neither, never did any time in the pokey
/or is it pokie?

 
Vio 2009-03-08 05:20:04 AM  
...so if the guy was successful in breaking OUT of jail...why didn't he just go buy some cigarettes and stay gone and not get caught??

Why would you be dumb enough to break back into jail after you just broke out and committed a burglary?? Criminals confuse me...

 
redsquid 2009-03-08 05:24:11 AM  
FTA- Camden County Sheriff Tommy Gregory says...

Nobody noticed that this is the county 'My Name Is Earl' is set in? Is this even a real story or a TV guide listing?

 
Catran 2009-03-08 07:28:25 AM  
I am a smoker,(hangs head in shame).

But, I understand stealing cigarettes. $40.00 a carton where I live. Those damn little buggers are becoming more expensive than illegal drugs.

 
Andyxc 2009-03-08 08:20:30 AM  
Came here for the pics of Brock Samson killing ghost pirates with his ass. Leaving disappointed.

/Told ya what I'd do for one of these.

 
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