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(Fox News) Florida In one of the easiest and most enjoyable evenings in law enforcement history, eight arrested after girls go wild during "Girls Gone Wild" party   (foxnews.com) divider line 78
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real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:24:05 AM  
Ahhhhh, Spring Break..... the lovely sight of firm titties flashing in the bars....

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:33:37 AM  
Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

 
floor9 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:37:54 AM  
One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:48:33 AM  
eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.

 
Bad_ad85 2009-03-07 10:55:25 AM  
dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.


FTA: Police say four women were arrested Thursday night for flashing their breasts, and four other customers were arrested after a fight broke out.

Yup.

 
sloppy shoes 2009-03-07 10:55:59 AM  
I'm scared right now. Is this a popular thing? Mom told me that boobies are dangerous, and that only hers can comfort me.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:57:04 AM  
YOUR BREASTS ARE ILLEGAL!

 
EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:08:47 AM  
This may be one of the few times that the officers volunteered for more overtime next week....

 
Rozinante 2009-03-07 11:13:12 AM  
This is why they should come show them to me in the privacy of my basement. There may be handcuffs involved though.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:13:25 AM  
sloppy shoes: I'm scared right now. Is this a popular thing? Mom told me that boobies are dangerous, and that only hers can comfort me.

Sounds familiar (new window)

 
tekjansen 2009-03-07 11:17:19 AM  
dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.


Maybe they should be banning the alcohol, because alcohol consumption leads to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot. Or banning bars, because bars lead to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot. Or banning any public activity after 8 p.m., because late night activities lead to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot.

I suppose they could just arrest the boys when they start fights, but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

 
FiNebAlaNcE 2009-03-07 11:17:38 AM  
Pics of said boobies? I need to see them.

 
zvoidx 2009-03-07 11:17:55 AM  
Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:18:38 AM  
tekjansen: I suppose they could just arrest the boys when they start fights, but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

I say arrest everyone now, just to save time and effort.

 
sloppy shoes 2009-03-07 11:19:39 AM  
zvoidx: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

People who don't like Janet Jackson and wanted to get revenge.

 
DrForrester 2009-03-07 11:19:52 AM  
They're called dirtypillows for a reason, you know.

/not sure what the reason is though

 
Mighty Tighty Whitey 2009-03-07 11:19:56 AM  
zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??


Christians.

 
ObiJuan 2009-03-07 11:20:22 AM  
Why arrest them? If flashing your tits in public is something stupid that you will regret then your shame is your punishment. What is the point of punishing someone for doing something that at worst only embarrasses themselves the next day. Go flash your tits and have fun. If you feel like a dumbass the next day you've learned your lesson. If you don't then you are good to go.

 
Grey Street 2009-03-07 11:21:14 AM  
dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.


images.southparkstudios.com

"Atta! Atta!"

 
Tee_Many_Martoonies 2009-03-07 11:22:16 AM  
See this is I think man Ontario is doing something right woman are allowed to go topless!

/unfortunately non of the ones you want to will.
/Sorry knee bruises on the boobies are just wrong!
/slashies for the boobies

 
fernandez 2009-03-07 11:22:36 AM  
Mighty Tighty Whitey: zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

Christians.


Hey now, don't lump us all in there

As far as I'm concerned, boobs are God's gift to man

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:23:07 AM  
Useless w/out pics!

 
tungub 2009-03-07 11:23:46 AM  
Where are the "what girls gone wild might look like" pictures??

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:25:23 AM  
Welcome to prudish America. Go to any beach in Europe and the women are walking around topless....and sometimes bottomless. In front of children even! Gasp!

 
edmo 2009-03-07 11:26:04 AM  
That should be the dullest video in the series by far.

 
Scoop84 2009-03-07 11:26:08 AM  
floor9: One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

Lose the 2 girls, and you have a Fark party.

 
Internet Superhero 2009-03-07 11:29:09 AM  
I think I have figured out the real source of this problem: VISION . BAN EYES!!

 
apexfork 2009-03-07 11:30:20 AM  
So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.


Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.

 
Notabunny 2009-03-07 11:32:50 AM  
"Respect mah authoritay!"

img.photobucket.com

 
eraser8 2009-03-07 11:34:21 AM  
It's insane to arrest nubile young women for baring their breasts.

 
bigred06 2009-03-07 11:34:46 AM  
apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.


Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.

 
discordium 2009-03-07 11:38:48 AM  
randomizetimer: Useless w/out pics!

THIS!

/THIS!
//THIS THIS!

 
Malinki 2009-03-07 11:39:45 AM  
Dear fathers and mothers of aforementioned nubile, young women - please post pics of their breasts. The public is demanding it. It's silly to be illegal, and you guys get the best chance, being the parental units, so get posting.

Thank you.

 
discordium 2009-03-07 11:39:48 AM  
I suppose I'll get things started.


rlv.zcache.com

/Hot
//But not too hot.

 
runescorpio 2009-03-07 11:41:39 AM  
So why would you host a girls gone wild event with no flashing allowed. Thats like saying you're going to host a crazy clothing optional party, where everyone is allowed to get drunk and go wild. Then hanging a sign outside saying no nudity or alcohol on premises, violators will be prosecuted. When I read this article I was saying boo urns.

 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:42:10 AM  
Police are so important. I feel very safe knowing that when I go to a bar, I will not see a bare breast.

 
discordium 2009-03-07 11:43:30 AM  
Malinki: Dear fathers and mothers of aforementioned nubile, young women - please post pics of their breasts. The public is demanding it. It's silly to be illegal, and you guys get the best chance, being the parental units, so get posting.

Thank you.


We will be posting no such things, as we do not want to corrupt the youth of America.

img458.imageshack.us

/America is hot

 
zamboni 2009-03-07 11:44:32 AM  
Mighty Tighty Whitey: zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

Christians.


...and just because.

/I guess if they can't have fun... no one can.

 
wmoonfox 2009-03-07 11:47:07 AM  
bigred06: apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.


One point to bigred. Continue...

 
ineedanap 2009-03-07 11:48:08 AM  
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Unavailable for comment


/hot like her!

 
apexfork 2009-03-07 11:48:21 AM  
bigred06

Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.


They are probably (statistically) white, but whiteness didn't drive them to action.
They are probably (statistically) taller than 5', but height didn't drive them to action.
They possibly voted for Obama, but that doesn't make this Obama's fault.

Yes, they use their Christianity to justify the meddling, but that just means the problem is in their heads, not in Christianity itself. I don't think Jesus said "arrest the boobies."

Again, Christianity isn't the problem in this case. Insecure killjoys who happen to be Christian, possibly white, and probably tall, are the problem.

/has had enough religious debate
//where are the pics already? we have a nation full of cameraphones and noone has posted the pics yet...

 
zamboni 2009-03-07 11:52:21 AM  
apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.


Yeah because Muslims are a majority in America, where this happened.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"


so... Christians.

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.


Just not, as implied, in America.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.

 
NYZooMan 2009-03-07 11:57:58 AM  
floor9: One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

Sort of like a bachelor party?

 
mephos22 2009-03-07 12:00:13 PM  
I thought this would be The Barn in Sanford when I read the article and saw the FLORIDA tag. I saw the GGW ad on their marquee driving by a couple days ago.

 
StubhyGraham 2009-03-07 12:01:41 PM  
Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?

 
lunkhed 2009-03-07 12:03:04 PM  
bigred06: A majority of people in this country are, after all, call themselves Christian.

Not quite the same thing.

 
beelzebubba76 2009-03-07 12:03:19 PM  
OMG! Cover those breasts! They'll unleash destruction, the likes of which have never been witnessed!!

/Think about the children?
// ... ??
/Profit?

 
factoryconnection 2009-03-07 12:05:15 PM  
The Police chief told his boys "make sure that you have PLENTY of evidence to secure a conviction. One may not be enough... try 10 flashes, with pics, video, and prints of 'tits on glass' if you can. The DA wants this to be an open-and-shut case."

OR

"Arrest the fatties and fuglies. You're a public servant, goddamit!"

Greatest. Assignment. Ever.

 
lunkhed 2009-03-07 12:06:48 PM  
StubhyGraham: Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?


Strewth. Glad I wasn't there.

//Prefer European beaches.

 
beelzebubba76 2009-03-07 12:06:51 PM  
StubhyGraham: Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?


Photos 6, 7 and 12 are alright.

/Might hit after 3 or 4 beers (#7 and #12, anyways) ...

 
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