Ahhhhh, Spring Break..... the lovely sight of firm titties flashing in the bars....

Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.

dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.

FTA: Police say four women were arrested Thursday night for flashing their breasts, and four other customers were arrested after a fight broke out.

Yup.

I'm scared right now. Is this a popular thing? Mom told me that boobies are dangerous, and that only hers can comfort me.

This may be one of the few times that the officers volunteered for more overtime next week....

This is why they should come show them to me in the privacy of my basement. There may be handcuffs involved though.

sloppy shoes: I'm scared right now. Is this a popular thing? Mom told me that boobies are dangerous, and that only hers can comfort me.

Sounds familiar (new window)

dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.

Maybe they should be banning the alcohol, because alcohol consumption leads to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot. Or banning bars, because bars lead to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot. Or banning any public activity after 8 p.m., because late night activities lead to boys getting stoopid and starting fights and whatnot.

I suppose they could just arrest the boys when they start fights, but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

Pics of said boobies? I need to see them.

Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

tekjansen: I suppose they could just arrest the boys when they start fights, but that doesn't make much sense, now does it?

I say arrest everyone now, just to save time and effort.

zvoidx: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

People who don't like Janet Jackson and wanted to get revenge.

They're called dirtypillows for a reason, you know.

/not sure what the reason is though

zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

Christians.

Why arrest them? If flashing your tits in public is something stupid that you will regret then your shame is your punishment. What is the point of punishing someone for doing something that at worst only embarrasses themselves the next day. Go flash your tits and have fun. If you feel like a dumbass the next day you've learned your lesson. If you don't then you are good to go.

dj_bigbird: eddyatwork: Sounds like entrapment to me. Why showing boobies is even an issue is beyond me. Grow up America.

It's because the boys around the flashing get stoopid and start fights & whatnot.



"Atta! Atta!"

See this is I think man Ontario is doing something right woman are allowed to go topless!

/unfortunately non of the ones you want to will.
/Sorry knee bruises on the boobies are just wrong!
/slashies for the boobies

Mighty Tighty Whitey: zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

Christians.

Hey now, don't lump us all in there

As far as I'm concerned, boobs are God's gift to man

Where are the "what girls gone wild might look like" pictures??

Welcome to prudish America. Go to any beach in Europe and the women are walking around topless....and sometimes bottomless. In front of children even! Gasp!

That should be the dullest video in the series by far.

floor9: One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

Lose the 2 girls, and you have a Fark party.

I think I have figured out the real source of this problem: VISION . BAN EYES!!

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.

"Respect mah authoritay!"

It's insane to arrest nubile young women for baring their breasts.

apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.

Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.

randomizetimer: Useless w/out pics!

THIS!

/THIS!
//THIS THIS!

Dear fathers and mothers of aforementioned nubile, young women - please post pics of their breasts. The public is demanding it. It's silly to be illegal, and you guys get the best chance, being the parental units, so get posting.

Thank you.

I suppose I'll get things started.




/Hot
//But not too hot.

So why would you host a girls gone wild event with no flashing allowed. Thats like saying you're going to host a crazy clothing optional party, where everyone is allowed to get drunk and go wild. Then hanging a sign outside saying no nudity or alcohol on premises, violators will be prosecuted. When I read this article I was saying boo urns.

Police are so important. I feel very safe knowing that when I go to a bar, I will not see a bare breast.

Malinki: Dear fathers and mothers of aforementioned nubile, young women - please post pics of their breasts. The public is demanding it. It's silly to be illegal, and you guys get the best chance, being the parental units, so get posting.

Thank you.

We will be posting no such things, as we do not want to corrupt the youth of America.



/America is hot

Mighty Tighty Whitey: zvoidx: Breast-flashing checklist:

Men: Want too see them
Boys: Want too see them
Women: Have 'em
Girls: Will have them soon

So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??

Christians.

...and just because.

/I guess if they can't have fun... no one can.

bigred06: apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.

One point to bigred. Continue...

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/hot like her!

bigred06

Quite true, but I have a feeling that Muslims were not the driving force behind this story. In this country, if one group of adults is trying to prevent another group of adults from doing something sexual, you can be pretty sure the first group is religiously Christian. A majority of people in this country are, after all, Christian.


They are probably (statistically) white, but whiteness didn't drive them to action.
They are probably (statistically) taller than 5', but height didn't drive them to action.
They possibly voted for Obama, but that doesn't make this Obama's fault.

Yes, they use their Christianity to justify the meddling, but that just means the problem is in their heads, not in Christianity itself. I don't think Jesus said "arrest the boobies."

Again, Christianity isn't the problem in this case. Insecure killjoys who happen to be Christian, possibly white, and probably tall, are the problem.

/has had enough religious debate
//where are the pics already? we have a nation full of cameraphones and noone has posted the pics yet...

apexfork: So...who exactly is offended by breasts and WHY???!!??
Mighty Tighty Whitey
Christians.

Yeah, because Muslims are traditionally very tolerant of women's bodies.

Yeah because Muslims are a majority in America, where this happened.

How about instead we go with "overly-insecure people who use religion as to mask their own shortcomings"

so... Christians.

That kind of messes up the knee-jerk desire to blame things on Christianity, but it's a lot more accurate.

Just not, as implied, in America.

/Christian
//Only offended that there are not pics with the story.

floor9: One of our local "OMG PARTY BAR" nightclubs here has had a few Girls Gone Wild parties. If you want to hang out and get drunk with about 5000 guys and approximately 2 women, it's the place to be.

Sort of like a bachelor party?

I thought this would be The Barn in Sanford when I read the article and saw the FLORIDA tag. I saw the GGW ad on their marquee driving by a couple days ago.

Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?

bigred06: A majority of people in this country are, after all, call themselves Christian.

Not quite the same thing.

OMG! Cover those breasts! They'll unleash destruction, the likes of which have never been witnessed!!

/Think about the children?
// ... ??
/Profit?

The Police chief told his boys "make sure that you have PLENTY of evidence to secure a conviction. One may not be enough... try 10 flashes, with pics, video, and prints of 'tits on glass' if you can. The DA wants this to be an open-and-shut case."

OR

"Arrest the fatties and fuglies. You're a public servant, goddamit!"

Greatest. Assignment. Ever.

StubhyGraham: Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?

Strewth. Glad I wasn't there.

//Prefer European beaches.

StubhyGraham: Here's the mugshots...Meh

Link (new window)


/It's sanford, what do you expect?

Photos 6, 7 and 12 are alright.

/Might hit after 3 or 4 beers (#7 and #12, anyways) ...