This headline scares me.

Florida tag trumps all.

Folderol: This headline scares me.

I had to draw a flow chart to sort out TFA.

Lolwhutgarbl.

That's not the Gold man I was thinking of.

Patrick Tribbet reported to be inconsolable.

I'm going to ask you to hand over your keys to the queue.

Like, right now.

"Finally, a Goldman dies, and I have an alibi!"

Sunset ....

Sounds fabulous. Is it fabulous?

Way better.

Submitter please put your head betwixt your legs and start devouring your own body until you cease to be.

Hyatus: Way better.

you're right.

RicosRoughnecks: Submitter please put your head betwixt your legs and start devouring your own body until you cease to be.

this!

This is, in fact the second Key West Gold Man -- not the Gold Man arrested for dealing crack -- and featured on Fark -- last year.

Evidently performing as gold man or copper cowboy is not as lucrative as it might appear, since a public collection is required to pay for one's cremation.

is sad

/and hot
//under all that paint

There's a Keys tag?

"buzzvert" wins the thread.

\\\ totally sick and tasteless.

\\\ in the finest Fark tradition.

4 out of 5 disreputable dentists recommend that you add Wharrgarbl® to your headline. Wharrgarbl®: It's the Right Thing to Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

billyjeff: Evidently performing as gold man or copper cowboy is not as lucrative as it might appear, since a public collection is required to pay for one's cremation.

Do you have any idea how much propane it's going to take to incinerate an entire man of gold?

These two idiots were 'long lost brothers' and both lived in Key West?

Isn't this key about the size of an average IKEA?

Smaller, 2 miles by 4 miles....

Wut?

You know who else had a long lost brother that had something to do with gold?

flsammyfm: These two idiots were 'long lost brothers' and both lived in Key West?

Isn't this key about the size of an average IKEA?

Came here to say the same thing. Except without the IKEA part.

The more famous Goldman of Key West, a negro street performer, was busted on cocaine charges about 6-8 months ago and is spending time in the Monroe County jail on Stock Island.

The keys is one of the most inbred places I have ever encountered. All the people there look like carnies. I formulated this carny theory while tripping in a gas station in Key West. I have been back several times somewhat sober to do further research. The theory holds true.

Seen headed towards Key West --



And a big THIS for Whoreable You have to love the gas stations that keep the cashier behind bulletproof glass and sell single cans of cold malt liquor right next to the condoms.