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(Silver subby) Sappy Sunset performer Gold Man's death leads long-lost brother Copper Cowboy to find third long-lost brother. Florida -- and Keys -- tag second in line to Sappy   (keysnet.com) divider line 30
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Folderol [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:07:20 AM  
This headline scares me.

 
Bad_ad85 2009-03-07 10:56:16 AM  
Florida tag trumps all.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:27:23 PM  
Folderol: This headline scares me.

I had to draw a flow chart to sort out TFA.

 
FrancoFile 2009-03-07 01:42:14 PM  
Lolwhutgarbl.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-03-07 01:43:49 PM  
That's not the Gold man I was thinking of.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:44:09 PM  
Patrick Tribbet reported to be inconsolable.

 
Bizarro [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:49:59 PM  
I'm going to ask you to hand over your keys to the queue.

Like, right now.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:52:54 PM  
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"Finally, a Goldman dies, and I have an alibi!"

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:59:16 PM  
Sunset ....

Sounds fabulous. Is it fabulous?

 
doodoobutter 2009-03-07 02:02:32 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

 
Hyatus 2009-03-07 02:04:28 PM  
profile.ak.facebook.com

Way better.

 
RicosRoughnecks 2009-03-07 02:08:34 PM  
Submitter please put your head betwixt your legs and start devouring your own body until you cease to be.

 
doodoobutter 2009-03-07 02:16:48 PM  
Hyatus: Way better.

you're right.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-03-07 02:17:09 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Submitter please put your head betwixt your legs and start devouring your own body until you cease to be.

this!

 
BeefyT [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 02:19:11 PM  
www.wayodd.com

 
Keys dude 2009-03-07 02:25:22 PM  
This is, in fact the second Key West Gold Man -- not the Gold Man arrested for dealing crack -- and featured on Fark -- last year.

 
billyjeff 2009-03-07 02:39:12 PM  
Evidently performing as gold man or copper cowboy is not as lucrative as it might appear, since a public collection is required to pay for one's cremation.

 
captivity 2009-03-07 02:41:24 PM  
www.filmdope.com

is sad

/and hot
//under all that paint

 
Begoggle 2009-03-07 03:01:12 PM  
There's a Keys tag?

 
olddinosaur 2009-03-07 04:25:02 PM  
"buzzvert" wins the thread.

\\\ totally sick and tasteless.

\\\ in the finest Fark tradition.

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 04:36:30 PM  
4 out of 5 disreputable dentists recommend that you add Wharrgarbl® to your headline. Wharrgarbl®: It's the Right Thing to Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

 
jso2897 2009-03-07 05:05:40 PM  
billyjeff: Evidently performing as gold man or copper cowboy is not as lucrative as it might appear, since a public collection is required to pay for one's cremation.

Do you have any idea how much propane it's going to take to incinerate an entire man of gold?

 
flsammyfm 2009-03-07 05:16:46 PM  
These two idiots were 'long lost brothers' and both lived in Key West?

Isn't this key about the size of an average IKEA?

 
Keys dude 2009-03-07 05:43:20 PM  
Smaller, 2 miles by 4 miles....

 
beowulfmpf 2009-03-07 05:49:44 PM  
Wut?

 
nstoppiello 2009-03-07 06:11:15 PM  
You know who else had a long lost brother that had something to do with gold?

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Mad Mark 2009-03-07 10:01:44 PM  
flsammyfm: These two idiots were 'long lost brothers' and both lived in Key West?

Isn't this key about the size of an average IKEA?


Came here to say the same thing. Except without the IKEA part.

 
BuzzBoy 2009-03-07 11:46:06 PM  
The more famous Goldman of Key West, a negro street performer, was busted on cocaine charges about 6-8 months ago and is spending time in the Monroe County jail on Stock Island.

 
Whoreable 2009-03-08 03:25:40 AM  
The keys is one of the most inbred places I have ever encountered. All the people there look like carnies. I formulated this carny theory while tripping in a gas station in Key West. I have been back several times somewhat sober to do further research. The theory holds true.

 
que.guero 2009-03-08 12:33:25 PM  
Seen headed towards Key West --

www.eagora.com.br

And a big THIS for Whoreable You have to love the gas stations that keep the cashier behind bulletproof glass and sell single cans of cold malt liquor right next to the condoms.

 
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