I'm pretty sure we've seen this before...

Cool. I really wanna eat that thing.

Poor fella. Put some aloe on that.

Pink elephants on parade, scariest part of that movie. Still creepy today.

Being Louisiana, someone should go put the voodoo spell on that dolphin to make it live forever: put three fledgeling seagulls in a basket and jump three times over a lion that's been drugged into insensibility, but not unconsciousness. Feed one seagull to the dolphin on each of the next three full moons, and it'll achieve immortality.

Of course, in America, this is in violation of the Mann Act--transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Charlie! We found the amulet!

First thing I thought of.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Being Louisiana, someone should go put the voodoo spell on that dolphin to make it live forever: put three fledgeling seagulls in a basket and jump three times over a lion that's been drugged into insensibility, but not unconsciousness. Feed one seagull to the dolphin on each of the next three full moons, and it'll achieve immortality.

Of course, in America, this is in violation of the Mann Act--transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Stop that. I'm too hungover to lol.

Blowhole burns, bottlenose bruises, definitely the work of teenagers. Lou, cancel the prom.

Fabulous!

"i call my member 'the pink dolphin', not because of its size, but because of its odd shape and dorsal blow hole."

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Being Louisiana, someone should go put the voodoo spell on that dolphin to make it live forever: put three fledgeling seagulls in a basket and jump three times over a lion that's been drugged into insensibility, but not unconsciousness. Feed one seagull to the dolphin on each of the next three full moons, and it'll achieve immortality.

Of course, in America, this is in violation of the Mann Act--transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Douchebag, Louisiana is in the Gulf of Mexico, there are seagulls all over the damn place.

Plus they would not use flying rats for VooDoo.

repeat

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Being Louisiana, someone should go put the voodoo spell on that dolphin to make it live forever: put three fledgeling seagulls in a basket and jump three times over a lion that's been drugged into insensibility, but not unconsciousness. Feed one seagull to the dolphin on each of the next three full moons, and it'll achieve immortality.

Of course, in America, this is in violation of the Mann Act--transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

This is why I love FARK! Out of nowhere someone biatch slaps you with the unexpected.

/what the *$&@ is this guy sayin?
//this guy is an idiot
///?? wait, wut?!!
////oh you got me
thnkz for the LOL Boutros

Can we post this again in a couple of days, to keep up with the trend?

FTA:
• This article was amended on Wednesday 4 March 2009. We previously placed Louisiana in the south-west of the United States. This has been corrected.

I'm glad somebody finally looked at a map.

This is Louisiana, tell the coonass's that it's out of season and good in Gumbo, that Dolphin will be gone in a hour.

Mmmm....pink elephants:

That is a beautifully created being designed so intellectually.

Perry BF makes milk come out my nose EVERY time.

thanks

I approve of this dolphin..

/it obviously has a worse case of Rosacea than I have...

Pfffft. I found a manatee behind my house one time.


/for reals
//in Memphis

I submitted this with a better headline.

And a better article.

/fabulous

austerity101: I submitted this with a better headline.

And a better article.

/fabulous

No you didn't.

I killed Dr. Dugong and I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Louisiana? I'm surprised no one has deep fried and eaten the thing.

It's deja vu all over again.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Being Louisiana, someone should go put the voodoo spell on that dolphin to make it live forever: put three fledgeling seagulls in a basket and jump three times over a lion that's been drugged into insensibility, but not unconsciousness. Feed one seagull to the dolphin on each of the next three full moons, and it'll achieve immortality.

Of course, in America, this is in violation of the Mann Act--transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

I heart you.

Unphotoshopped dolphin:



Guardian's sweetened up version:

D-Liver: Unphotoshopped dolphin:



Guardian's sweetened up version:

Did the photo editor skip the part in the book on the radius setting in USM?

Ugly ass-pink dolphin?

I didn't even know that bottlenose dolphins lived in Louisiana lakes.

We need more pink animals in the world. Pink Bears and pink Sharks would really cut down on unintended encounters. Or it would at least make the encounters more festive.

All fish should glow and be the color of spawning Coho Salmon. The water would be prettier and I might have a chance at catching a fish.

Orange animals would be nice too. Blaze orange Deer that glowed would be handy.

I like Squirrels. The fur coat really works for them. Although, I think they could do better tarted up a bit with some lipstick and rouge.

Hrm. I found a different pink dolphin, but I don't think I can post the graphics here.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/strap-on-vibrators/interactives-mini-dolp h in


The other ones tend to be blue.

st.theresa: Hrm. I found a different pink dolphin, but I don't think I can post the graphics here.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/strap-on-vibrators/interactives-mini-dolp h in


The other ones tend to be blue.


Yeah, that last word should be dolphin

Wonder what filter set that off...

but where's the green alligators and long neck geese?

//not to mention the humpy back camels and chimpanzees

The pink most likely comes from comes from eating shrimp, the way it(used to before farm raising) does in salmon.

They're only rare because they're delicious.

Did anyone mention this is a repeat?

/'cause it is

Ya, and I was going to do that when ... hang on a sec...the other line's ringing... Hello? Oh hey, Last Week! How's it going? What's that? You want your article back? Oh...I'm not sure if I can help you with that....

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Balrog1: Mmmm....pink elephants:

Awesome stuff

Kill it...it's different

I thought interracial dating was illegal in Louisiana.

GGracie: We need more pink animals in the world. Pink Bears and pink Sharks would really cut down on unintended encounters. Or it would at least make the encounters more festive.

All fish should glow and be the color of spawning Coho Salmon. The water would be prettier and I might have a chance at catching a fish.

Orange animals would be nice too. Blaze orange Deer that glowed would be handy.


Fish for Koi. They are pretty colorful.

FROM TFA:

"It is a truly beautiful dolphin but people should be careful, as with any dolphins, to respect it - observe from a distance, limit their time watching, don't chase or harass it."

OK, I can understand observing from a distance and not chasing or harassing but limit your time watching?

Will you go blind or turn to stone? Someone help me out here.

Dolphins don't have asses.

Gyrfalcon: Dolphins don't have asses.

How do they poop?

cksewell: Gyrfalcon: Dolphins don't have asses.

How do they poop?

Terrible!

/wait..

There's only one pink unicorn, and you'll never see her because she is invisible. So, of course there's no sign.