Right now, it looks like Joaquin Phoenix might have a shot at the knocking-over-liquor-stores world. And even that might be a bit optimistic.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Right now, it looks like Joaquin Phoenix might have a shot at the knocking-over-liquor-stores world. And even that might be a bit optimistic.

Yeah. I think your expectations are too high.

Whatever 50 is smoking is clearly a violation of his probation. He should be locked up immediately and tested every 30 seconds until he pops positive for something.

Yeah, like Joaquin needs any help learning how to mumble.

50 Cent makes Errick Sermon look like Lawrence Olivier.

50 is truly a great troll unrealized. He gets stronger from everyone with whom he beefs or otherwise comes into contact - he has mastered upon Cam'ron's style of clowning and Kanye's just droppin' things that piss people off. What 50 did to Fat Joe wasn't lyrical, it was just embarrassment, and he's doing it even better to Rick Ross. 50 and Joaquin should be a hilarious concoction.

Granted, the bar for success in the hip hop world is pretty low.

it's official, this is a massive prank joaquin pheonix is trying to play on stupid, tabloid reading white people. every rapper he tells about it snickers a little and agrees to help. nobody knows if or why it's funny, but they appear to be committed.

AspectRatio: Granted, the bar for success in the hip hop world is pretty low.

over in 6.

coachwdb: Yeah, like Joaquin needs any help learning how to mumble.

50 Cent makes Errick Sermon Old Dirty Bastard Shannon Sharpe look like Lawrence Olivier.
FTFY

I hope Phoenix drops an album and turns out to be the best rapper ever. That would be awesome.

He IS starting to look like Rick Rubin...