Why the hell are they wearing blue Snuggies? Only the most mouthbreathing sheeple of a douchebag wears a blue Snuggie. What the fark is wrong with these people?

You know what I think we should? I think we should start out own pub crawl, except it will be a pub chase. And we'll all wear red Snuggies, the true Snuggies, and we'll pursue the Blue Snuggied asshats from bar to eatery to pub to watering hole, and we'll beat the ever living crap out of them in every spot. I mean, it won't be that bad of a beating, because the velvety softness of the dangling sleeves will muffle the blows of our fists. But it would get the point across, I think.

There is not a fire big enough for the killing of these asshatdouchetards.

Doesn't mean we shouldn't try.

Pocket Ninja: And we'll all wear red Snuggies, the true Snuggies,

What good is mocking Snuggie if you're not mocking the burgundy one? I think it's the burgundy one that is the one that causes the scorn.

/You'll love my nuts.

peachy92: What good is mocking Snuggie if you're not mocking the burgundy one? I think it's the burgundy one that is the one that causes the scorn.

Oh, so I suppose you like the teal one. There's a special place in hell for you.

It's really simple, folks. If you're not wearing the red Snuggie, you're part of the problem. Blue and teal Snuggies represent everything that's wrong with this country.

Get bent, Ninja. Your Snuggie screed is a joke. Bask in the glory of the PimpSnuggie, ye mighty, and despair!

Methinks this whole "ironic" fad has gone a bit too far.

Didn't beer-brewing monks already pioneer drinking while wearing a habit?

But does it come with...a flashlight?

The water fountain in my home has a sign that says "Reds Only".

// Don't really have a water fountain in my home

/// Where's my slashie snuggie?

Someone should fashion a Snuggie out of sheets of ShamWow®.

Then it would be a blanket and a diaper at the same time!

I'd swear this was posted a couple of weeks ago.

snugcrawls?

Link:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4210158

If they took Pocket Ninja's advice and wore the red one, tied a little rope around the waist, you'd have someone who resembles a stone cutter.

Hey 46!

Kinda puts first degree murder into a new perspective, doesn't it?

If you even know what a "snuggie" is, you've already failed imho.

/what the fark is a "snuggie"????

They look like Jedi robes to me. I've been waiting a long time for Jedi robes to become fashionable

For one, a reason to be proud of my city NOT being on a list.

Holy crap, Cincinnati, that is extremely gay of you & not the "say it loud proud" kind of gay either

I know the people that did this in Chicago. They were on the news.

The cult of douchebaggery.

Where is that OHIO tag, it's gotta be here somewhere.

amateurs...

They should be beaten to death by a crowd of extremely gay male cheerleaders.... so from the looks of it, eachother.

This was actually reported in the NY Times last Sunday.

poekr: They look like Jedi robes to me. I've been waiting a long time for Jedi robes to become fashionable

if you mean a reversable bath robe then yes master jedi...your time has come.

/finds your lack of faith disturbing

I wonder if those things are flame retardant.

Snuggies aint all bad. My vagina bought one. She looks totally frumpy sitting around the house it in. Its like a super plush mumu. On the positive side its easy for me to get access to her nether bits when the mood strikes me. On more than a few occasions I have had my head (one or the other) way up inside the snuggie. It does keep you pretty warm.

brewssuds: If you even know what a "snuggie" is, you've already failed imho.

/what the fark is a "snuggie"????

THIS!

That looks like a bad combination between a bathrobe and...

You know what? Fark it! I don't even know what that is, or why a person would even begin to want to wear one.

This just gives me another reason to love the waterhole I usually drink at. These people would be thrown out on their ass, landing on top of the pile of spray-tan guidos discarded earlier in the evening.

I never understood why people need an excuse to drink or get drunk. And why waste time only getting one drink at a bar? Pub crawls have got to be the dumbest farkin thing I have ever heard of. Whats wrong with finding a good bar, sitting down and getting drunk for 6-7 hours?

All you haters can take a flying jump at the moon. I have a snuggie and now I can answer the phone.

Ima4nic8or: Snuggies aint all bad. My vagina bought one. She looks totally frumpy sitting around the house it in. Its like a super plush mumu. On the positive side its easy for me to get access to her nether bits when the mood strikes me. On more than a few occasions I have had my head (one or the other) way up inside the snuggie. It does keep you pretty warm.

I recognize the majority of words in that post, so it's quite possible that it's English.

But for the sake of clarification: What the hell is a frumpy, or a mumu? And a snuggie?

The last time I heard someone use the word "mumu" in conversation, was when the kid of a couple of friends was telling her mother that she was unable to find a hideously blue stuffed cow she used to have in her bed.

This thread is like listening to cricket on the radio. I know all the words the commentators are using, but the order in which they are used do not make a lick of sense.

/snuggie?
//they are jokes, right?

I don't know what language Subby speaks, but English it is not.

mrjared: I wonder if those things are flame retardant.

they're obviously not retard retardant

There are thing you should just leave at home.

If anyone tries to bring a snuggie to my karaoke show they WILL get laughed out of the bar, and probably the town.

Just leave it at home.

/snuggles with yorkies to keep warm

I'd join if the snuggie came with collars one could pop.

We'll have to mobilize the "Selk Bag Ninjas" to counter this Snuggie mob

FeeltheIllinoise: I never understood why people need an excuse to drink or get drunk. And why waste time only getting one drink at a bar? Pub crawls have got to be the dumbest farkin thing I have ever heard of. Whats wrong with finding a good bar, sitting down and getting drunk for 6-7 hours?

Because if it's done right, it's a helluva lot of fun.

I'm personally trying to get my liver fit for The Tom Waits Run. I hear that there's supposed to be 25 pubs on this years run.

For Cornwell:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muumuu

This is the primary reason to lift the ban on fully automatic weapons.

Surprised this hasn't been posted already.

The WTF Blanket. (new window)

If people started doing a pub crawl wearing a robe made from ShamWow I would join in. Just imagine you could spill drinks all over yourself all night and not have to worry, ShamWow you'll be saying wow every time. Did you know they are made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

/Also you'll love my nuts.

*Kurt Russell voice*
If I see a Snuggie, I kill the man wearing it!

As near as I can tell from the pictures, a snuggie is just a plush backwards robe. They all look like monks to me.
Plushy blue monks.

Too bad Snuggie season is over. It's 86 here today.

/has two red snuggies
//they cost less than blankets

this is great...my weird brother in law got one for my wife and mother in law...if there is a DC crawl...Im there...flame all you want, but I think this is funny as hell...

also, 18 months from now, no one will be talking about these ridiculous things.

Mister_farking_Twister If anyone tries to bring a snuggie to my karaoke show they WILL get laughed out of the bar, and probably the town.

Snuggies? In my karaoke show? It's more likely than.... wait... did you say karaoke show?

What the fark? What's next, a "SHAM WOW!" barbecue? This is idiotic.

Will I have to wear anything under this? I'd like the doo-dads to swing freely.

For a site whose members pride themselves on their pop culture savvy, there's a lot of Snuggie ignorance in this thread.