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(Some Repeat Offender) Sad I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife   (wvgazette.com) divider line 50
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NancyGracesTesticles 2009-03-07 04:45:20 AM  
If you had been Greek with your wife, you wouldn't have to worry about diapers.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 05:01:02 AM  
it's called recidivism.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 05:42:39 AM  
Turn to the left!

 
soosh [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:06:27 AM  
Awful good cereal flakes, Ms McDunnough.

 
soosh [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:09:41 AM  
MOSES: An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An' when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.

HI: You ate what?

MOSES (nodding): We ate San'.

HI: You ate sand?!

MOSES: Dass right . . .

 
cornfed78 2009-03-07 07:23:04 AM  
www.johnnygoodtimes.com

/hotlinked goodness

 
atomsmoosher 2009-03-07 07:24:58 AM  
[Yodel Needed]

 
Vern the Worm 2009-03-07 07:26:09 AM  
a man wearing a brown Carhartt jacket

There was a murder in the Natti this week and the murderer was described as wearing a "Carhartt"

Is Carhartt the official jacket for criminals?

 
suegun 2009-03-07 07:27:10 AM  
Son, you got a panty on your head

 
mycatisposter 2009-03-07 07:27:30 AM  
..Bill Roberts?

No, not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker.

So, anyway, there's this sherical object coming down the road and it's NOT a piece of the car.

 
SpearmintPup [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:30:35 AM  
We released ourselves of our own recognizance.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-03-07 07:36:12 AM  
Vern the Worm: a man wearing a brown Carhartt jacket

There was a murder in the Natti this week and the murderer was described as wearing a "Carhartt"

Is Carhartt the official jacket for criminals?


Service mechanics, assemblers, day labor construction workers...
in short, yes.

Just as stubble and unwashed skin are for those stuck in front of a computer. I'm looking at you, ladies!

 
torgo jr. [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:41:44 AM  
atomsmoosher: [Yodel Needed]

agreed (pops)

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:47:24 AM  
HI!!! Sunuvubiatch!!!

 
softshoes 2009-03-07 07:47:26 AM  
Damn we're a family now.

 
Green Scorpio 2009-03-07 07:47:49 AM  
Okay, then.

 
VwlssWndr 2009-03-07 07:53:24 AM  
Gimme back my baby, you warthog from Hell!

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 07:55:59 AM  
I came here for the lines. Love that film.

 
carrot 2009-03-07 08:05:34 AM  
Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the P.M.

[8:45 P.M.]

 
torgo jr. [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-07 08:05:47 AM  
dramatization (new window)

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 08:12:06 AM  
Is there constant yodeling in the background?

 
stevenbdjr 2009-03-07 08:18:26 AM  
I came here for the Raising Arizona and was not disappointed...

/you gotta get the diptet

 
Farker_Texas 2009-03-07 08:26:18 AM  
Hold on Nathan, we're gon' go pick up Daddy!

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2009-03-07 08:27:23 AM  
Don't forget the boo-kay, Ed.

 
PopeyeCon 2009-03-07 08:38:48 AM  
These doors are gonna swing wide!

I'm in here on my knees, Ed, a free man proposin'. Howdy, Kurt.

 
fsh 2009-03-07 09:11:51 AM  
Raising Arizona references: check
Sublime references:

Hmm.

"April 26, 1992"

...
Because everybody in the hood has had it up to here,
It's getting harder and harder and harder each and every year.

Some kids went in a store with thier mother,
I saw her when she came out she was gettin some pampers.

They said it was for the black man,
they said it was for the mexican,
and not for the white man.
...

 
Authentic Frontier Gibberish 2009-03-07 09:12:11 AM  
You missed a spot.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 09:18:26 AM  
F A R T

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 09:24:05 AM  
Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 09:30:43 AM  
Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

 
afghanwhiggle 2009-03-07 10:11:27 AM  
Dottie told me she thinks you're cute.

 
NoDitchDigging 2009-03-07 10:19:32 AM  
www.movieactors.com

Damn it! You never leave a man behind!

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 10:41:29 AM  
gopher321: F A R T

Mind you don't cut yourself Mordichai.

 
trifoldhat 2009-03-07 10:49:00 AM  
+1 subby

Now I am gonna have that yodel in my head all day. lol

 
Lady Smarmalade 2009-03-07 11:24:05 AM  
I've got that yodel as my ringtone. I don't think anybody has recognized it though. Sad. One of my favorite movies of all time.

 
cmdrpiffle 2009-03-07 11:47:48 AM  
This here's the divan..........

 
byzantinebobby 2009-03-07 11:52:24 AM  
If not Charleston then maybe Utah...

 
fizzygillespie 2009-03-07 11:55:15 AM  
I don't know, they were jammies. They had Yodas and s*** on 'em.

 
fizzygillespie 2009-03-07 11:58:22 AM  
And I just RTFA...

It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded...

(I'm so happy there's a Raising Arizona thread)

 
friendscallmelenny 2009-03-07 12:11:22 PM  
Only if round is funny...

 
MadTheologian 2009-03-07 12:16:42 PM  

 
Travis_Bickle 2009-03-07 12:19:41 PM  
gopher321: F A R T

That Buford he's a sly one.

farm3.static.flickr.com

 
tablescraps 2009-03-07 02:26:16 PM  
I love to drive.

 
tablescraps 2009-03-07 02:29:40 PM  
But her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

 
annie_fannie 2009-03-07 03:22:13 PM  
say, why ain't you breast-feedin'? you appear to be capable.

 
acad1228 2009-03-07 08:30:42 PM  
Sometimes I get the menstral cramps real hard.

 
Recidivism Repeat Offender! 2009-03-08 11:16:30 AM  
usera.imagecave.com

Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

 
Mood_For_Trouble 2009-03-08 12:25:23 PM  
It's a crazy world out there...someone ought to sell tickets...I'd buy one.

/Son, you got a panty on your head

 
ahhnuld 2009-03-08 02:21:03 PM  
"Healthy white baby? 5 years? I said what'cha got now? He said 2 Koreans and a negro with his heart born on the outside...Crazy world."

 
Life_in_LA 2009-03-08 04:12:21 PM  
ahhnuld: "Healthy white baby? 5 years? I said what'cha got now? He said 2 Koreans and a negro with his heart born on the outside...Crazy world."

someone oughtta sell tickets.

 
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