If you had been Greek with your wife, you wouldn't have to worry about diapers.

it's called recidivism.

Turn to the left!

Awful good cereal flakes, Ms McDunnough.

MOSES: An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An' when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.

HI: You ate what?

MOSES (nodding): We ate San'.

HI: You ate sand?!

MOSES: Dass right . . .

/hotlinked goodness

[Yodel Needed]

a man wearing a brown Carhartt jacket

There was a murder in the Natti this week and the murderer was described as wearing a "Carhartt"

Is Carhartt the official jacket for criminals?

Son, you got a panty on your head

..Bill Roberts?

No, not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker.

So, anyway, there's this sherical object coming down the road and it's NOT a piece of the car.

We released ourselves of our own recognizance.

Vern the Worm: a man wearing a brown Carhartt jacket

There was a murder in the Natti this week and the murderer was described as wearing a "Carhartt"

Is Carhartt the official jacket for criminals?

Service mechanics, assemblers, day labor construction workers...
in short, yes.

Just as stubble and unwashed skin are for those stuck in front of a computer. I'm looking at you, ladies!

atomsmoosher: [Yodel Needed]

agreed (pops)

HI!!! Sunuvubiatch!!!

Damn we're a family now.

Okay, then.

Gimme back my baby, you warthog from Hell!

I came here for the lines. Love that film.

dramatization (new window)

Is there constant yodeling in the background?

I came here for the Raising Arizona and was not disappointed...

/you gotta get the diptet

Hold on Nathan, we're gon' go pick up Daddy!

Don't forget the boo-kay, Ed.

These doors are gonna swing wide!

I'm in here on my knees, Ed, a free man proposin'. Howdy, Kurt.

Raising Arizona references: check
Sublime references:

Hmm.

"April 26, 1992"

...
Because everybody in the hood has had it up to here,
It's getting harder and harder and harder each and every year.

Some kids went in a store with thier mother,
I saw her when she came out she was gettin some pampers.

They said it was for the black man,
they said it was for the mexican,
and not for the white man.
...

You missed a spot.

F A R T

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

Dottie told me she thinks you're cute.

Damn it! You never leave a man behind!

gopher321: F A R T

Mind you don't cut yourself Mordichai.

+1 subby

Now I am gonna have that yodel in my head all day. lol

I've got that yodel as my ringtone. I don't think anybody has recognized it though. Sad. One of my favorite movies of all time.

This here's the divan..........

If not Charleston then maybe Utah...

I don't know, they were jammies. They had Yodas and s*** on 'em.

And I just RTFA...

It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded...

(I'm so happy there's a Raising Arizona thread)

Only if round is funny...

Benny Hill remix of the chase (new window)

gopher321: F A R T

That Buford he's a sly one.

I love to drive.

But her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

say, why ain't you breast-feedin'? you appear to be capable.

Sometimes I get the menstral cramps real hard.

Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

It's a crazy world out there...someone ought to sell tickets...I'd buy one.

/Son, you got a panty on your head

"Healthy white baby? 5 years? I said what'cha got now? He said 2 Koreans and a negro with his heart born on the outside...Crazy world."

ahhnuld: "Healthy white baby? 5 years? I said what'cha got now? He said 2 Koreans and a negro with his heart born on the outside...Crazy world."

someone oughtta sell tickets.