"Just FIVE more surgeries and my Colbert ear will be perfectly duplicated!"

Five.

Five dollar.

Five dollar footloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

"... and *POOF*, there will be jobs!"

"Bank bailout goes where?!?"

"Yes I have a plan. We are going to spend our way out of the fiscal crisis. Think of it as akin to drinking your way through a hangover -it's all quite complex, Only me and Henry Paulson get it."

/"On a separate note, I have no idea why all my treasury assistant nominees run away screaming"

I fail to see what my resemblance to a Lyle Lovett/Pee-Wee Herman lovechild has to do with the economy

I have blurry fingers, it makes me sad and scared. I'm afraid its spreading. Soon I will be all blurry, like the people behind me.

"Why yes senator, the whole this IS based on hand-waving."

"Why yes senator, the whole thing this IS based on hand-waving."

FTFM

"Why yes senator, the whole thing IS based on hand-waving."

FTFM

//Posting before coffee

"When I snap my fingers, you will awake refreshed. You will remember NOTHING about my sketchy tax records for the past few years....."

Using his best Obi-Won mind control voice, waving his hand at the cameraman, Secretary Geithner was reported as saying, "Hope and Change, Hope and Change".

Taxes? TAXES? I don't have to pay any steenking taxes!

After you get your fist in, do this and yell "What was that you were saying about your 401k?"

SouthernManDunWrong That and
"These are not the tax dollars you are looking for."

caption? wasnt Nosferatu a silent film?

"........."

"These are not the banks you are looking for"

Mr. Rangel, from one tax cheat to another tax cheat, we cannot allow the rest of the country to be tax cheats.

Signed, Timmy Tax Cheat

These are not the droids you are looking for.

"all is well.... ALL IS WELL!!!!!"

HAHAHAHA Obama is going to enslave you all and make you Muslims and have sex with your daughters and drink milk straight out of the jug and tear labels off your mattresses and there's nothing you can do about it. We're spending all your money like water. Later, we're both gonna break into your house and wreck up the place. HAHAHAHA

//channeling Repub rage

The Economy is clenching shut, like so, and our stimulus plan is designed to ease the tension with a monetary reach around, then jam that biatch back open.

This is the number of years I should be serving for tax fraud.

This is not the recession you are looking for.

Fif!


/hot

More than a handful is wasted.

Do you wish to experience the five fingers of Shaolin?

Shaelain: SouthernManDunWrong That and
"These are not the tax dollars you are looking for."

I concede to you, the Jedi Master.

nicely done!

When was the last time I paid my own taxes?
Oh about 5 years ago.

Explain the bailout plan? Sure, but first let me show you my mad shadow puppet skills.

5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100 ready or not here I come.


Apple,peaches,pumpkin pie who's not ready holler "I"

Now if we let my right hand represent the tax I owe... and my left hand the tax I actually pay...

Look, if 95% will not have their taxes raised, this is the percent of people that will actually have to pay more taxes. Get it? It is not rocket science, folks.

Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin'

This is the number of republicans out of every hundred that can apply logical thought patterns, as they are the only ones getting taxed more. The other rest are just plain stupid...

From the budget hearings:

"This arm I severed from a common taxpayer is what I like to call 'Exhibit A.' Off camera in my left hand is a leg I would like to call 'Exhibit B.'"

Shaelain: SouthernManDunWrong That and
"These are not the tax dollars you are looking for."

I concede to you, the Jedi Master.

nicely done!

/Thank you. Now if you'll excuse me I have an Xwing fighter to pull out of the swamp..... Hmmm I wonder if that could work on the economy stuck next to it.

This is the number of republicans out of every hundred that can apply logical thought patterns, as they are the only ones getting taxed more. The other rest are just plain stupid...

/now with voting enabled!
//admin, can you cut the previous one? Please.

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner explains how many times AIG has been bailed out so far.

it will take five generations of Americans to pay down this defecit.

"I'm not just the president of the Hair Club fo Men, I'm also a member."

"I hope you all don't mind that I brought my date with me."

So I have pretty nails, they are called MANicures for crying out loud!

Five trillion dollars. That's the goal we've set for this year's deficit.

When I got my prostate checked it felt like the doctor shoved his whole hand up there.