lessee...

Shoplifting = misdemeanor
Sexual Assault = felony

Assault to include '...threat or coercion sufficient that victim is fearful for health, safety or welfare or in fear of imminent harm...'

Informing jailmates of his stupidity = priceless

Meh. An even trade, if they were attractive.

That Paul Blart is one smooth operator...

I'll be back.

Were they teenagers?

Sick? What, were they ugly?

Why not the hero tag?

Goddammit - unless we can see the pics, we can make no judgment as to this guys innocence or guilt.

Reads article, yep. Hang the bastard.

Yo subby...

This thread is worthless without pics.

This guy has spent too many lonely hours in the security closet reading Penthouse Forum stories.

The only suitable punishment for shoplifting is nudity.

He'll probably get off with a slap of his wrist.

So, were they hot?

Raw_fishFood: So, were they hot?

THIS bares repeating.

disgustip8ed: Why not the hero tag?


This

PerilousApricot: This thread is worthless without pics.

That's what I'm sayin'!

disgustip8ed: Why not the hero tag?

crab66: disgustip8ed: Why not the hero tag?


This

You two are sick bastards.



I should know we can smell our own.


So I send you this as tribute.



Probably NSFW (new window)

The pervert security guy should go to prison and the shoplifter girls she be spanked.

That's stupid. He should have simply demanded oral sex.

Trust me, being forced to suck on some big hairy strange man's dick because you wanted to steal a pair of panties helps to curb that habit REALLY quick.

rubi_con_man: That's stupid. He should have simply demanded oral sex.

Trust me, being forced to suck on some big hairy strange man's dick because you wanted to steal a pair of panties helps to curb that habit REALLY quick.


Personal experience?

rubi_con_man: That's stupid. He should have simply demanded oral sex.

Trust me, being forced to suck on some big hairy strange man's dick because you wanted to steal a pair of panties helps to curb that habit REALLY quick.

been there, done that??

Sexual assault laws have gotten out of hand when strange perverts can't offer people who find themselves caught in the gears of society bizzare sexual requests in exchange for goods and services.

Oh wait, that's why we wrote them in the first place.

Why the sick tag? Did a farkette submit?

doglover: Sexual assault laws have gotten out of hand when strange perverts can't offer people who find themselves caught in the gears of society bizzare sexual requests in exchange for goods and services.

Oh wait, that's why we wrote them in the first place.

Cops get blown all the time to let some drunk chick out of a DUI. This guy just wanted his slice of the pie, but couldn't finish the academy.

I think this guy had a great Idea.
Saves tax payers money.
Does not tie up the cops time.
The girls will think twice before stealing at that mall again,
And if the pic ever get put on the net WE win to ( only if there Hot that is)

Pictures?

Pictures?

Oh, if only there were some place I could find pictures of nude breasts and butts. Then I wouldn't have to risk my job here at the mall.

Nice. that job has to suck, I'd consider that a 'perk'. wonder how many girls have taken them up on the offer before this time?

It's not like te guy forced them to do it. They certianly had an option.

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Everyone involved, including the shoplifters, is a dumbass.

Hey, I think I saw this movie...

For real though... if the stores prosecuted and they ended up in jail, they might have found out that having a few noodz would have been the wiser choice...

/sometimes confused for a pretty boy
//not very intimidating
///would have done the pics rather than go to lockup

I don't know, feeling mixed about this.

A) The guys a total perv. But if young people know there are actual consequences then they'll actually be consequences, they'll really think twice about doing something. I think that if this was the 50's, the police might have gone over to Olivas place, and rattled his case about this (to make sure he didn't go any further than a few pics. And these girls would have never ever done something like this again. Probably would have prevented their friends from doing something similar.

B) This is probably the first step in a gradual decline in this guys behavior. First he's taking pictures, next he's demanding oral, by the end of it he's dumping bodies in rivers. It's probably better that he was caught at this point.

Oh, and where are the naughty pics in question? I need to puruse them in my mastibitorium.

ThatGuyOverThere: Hey, I think I saw this movie...


BOW CHICK-A-WOW-WOW!

The guy is a disgrace to his uniform and should receive the harshest penalty possible. Rent-a-Cop or real cop, if you are in a position where you are working securiy you should be hung from the rafters for even the smallest offenses. Only way to keep the people in power honest.

Now if only we could start hanging bankers and congressman from lamp posts..

Also, these chicks just won the American Lawsuit Lottery, no more shoplifitng for these two. Free J.C. Pennys for life!

Those 2 chicks are idots. They willingly took their clothes off for the pervert. If they had both been 18 or older the only crime would have been two shoplifters trading nudy shots to get out of jail. The 2 chicks probably went home, told mommy and then decided that they were mistreated. I bet the security giard could claim he was about to call in the real cops yet they started getting undressed and made him a deal he could not refuse. Although since he is claimed to be married, his wife prolly kicked his greasy tail to the couch that night.

For the rent a cop having been a former member of law enforcement shows a possible reason why he is a former cop. He needs to learn the difference between legal chicks and jail bait.

Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

Dangl1ng: A) The guys a total perv. But if young people know there are actual consequences then they'll actually be consequences, they'll really think twice about doing something. I think that if this was the 50's, the police might have gone over to Olivas place, and rattled his case about this (to make sure he didn't go any further than a few pics. And these girls would have never ever done something like this again. Probably would have prevented their friends from doing something similar.

B) This is probably the first step in a gradual decline in this guys behavior. First he's taking pictures, next he's demanding oral, by the end of it he's dumping bodies in rivers. It's probably better that he was caught at this point.

It is win-win... sort of. But shoplifting is practically a teenage rite of passage, it's not like these girls were hardened criminals. The "lesson" was a little too traumatic, to say the least.

And yes, it's a good thing this guy was nailed early. This incident shows he is a sexual predator, even if his predation this time wasn't a violent rape. He is inclined to use power and coercion for his own gratification, which is a very bad thing.

krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

That's how you test blood flow in breast tissue. He probably looked at them and physically manipulated them, too.

Dumbass. He should have used the "they offered to show me their tits if I let them go" defense.

krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

I checked your Myspace and it appears he may have made the right decision. I am available for consultation and a second opinion if necessary on your "breast temprature" problem.

I am fully trained to do a complete exam. He may have gone to the same Van in the Parking lot Medical school that I attended. That's "V.I.P. Medical", excellent curriculum and only cost me 2 hours and $6,000.

Ah mall cops and security guards, the bastion professions of G.E.D. earners. They couldn't get into to the real police force or armed services, so they spend their time pretending they have power. The most they can do is ban you from the building, and even that has no legal grounds. All they can do is harass you until you leave. Or make you take your clothes off so they won't call the real cops. It doesn't matter that they were shoplifting, making them expose themselves to avoid a minor shoplifting punishment is a criminal offense, you're using your pretend power to get something to jerk off to. If he was a decent mall cop he would've either let them go with a warning, or called the real cops and they would've given them a 200 dollar fine, as such he just ruined his life and will be labeled a pervert, and hopefully loose his wife and child.

Molavian: krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

That's how you test blood flow in breast tissue. He probably looked at them and physically manipulated them, too.


no he just grabbed and cupped them for a minute..


Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

I checked your Myspace and it appears he may have made the right decision. I am available for consultation and a second opinion if necessary on your "breast temprature" problem.

I am fully trained to do a complete exam. He may have gone to the same Van in the Parking lot Medical school that I attended. That's "V.I.P. Medical", excellent curriculum and only cost me 2 hours and $6,000.

actually you'd have to pay me more :P

krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

That's "hot".

krysbabe: Molavian: krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

That's how you test blood flow in breast tissue. He probably looked at them and physically manipulated them, too.


no he just grabbed and cupped them for a minute..


Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: krysbabe: Eh... I once had a doctor ask if he could check the temperature of my breasts..

I checked your Myspace and it appears he may have made the right decision. I am available for consultation and a second opinion if necessary on your "breast temprature" problem.

I am fully trained to do a complete exam. He may have gone to the same Van in the Parking lot Medical school that I attended. That's "V.I.P. Medical", excellent curriculum and only cost me 2 hours and $6,000.

actually you'd have to pay me more :P

You've just made my morning for more than one reason :)

Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach:

You've just made my morning for more than one reason :)

:P

Wasn't there a scene like this in Bad Lieutenant?

(searches YouTube)

Why yes, there was!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvdkjjlhwg

Vern

The most they can do is ban you from the building, and even that has no legal grounds.

That depends on what the laws are where you live. They are acting on behalf of the company that owns the mall, if they tell you to leave and not come back it is possible you can be arrested for trespassing if you return.


All they can do is harass you until you leave. Or make you take your clothes off so they won't call the real cops. It doesn't matter that they were shoplifting, making them expose themselves to avoid a minor shoplifting punishment is a criminal offense, you're using your pretend power to get something to jerk off to.

You are assuming that the girls are not lying to cause the guy problems.

Because everyone knows teenage girls never lie. /sarcasm

Scorched Colon: Vern

The most they can do is ban you from the building, and even that has no legal grounds.

That depends on what the laws are where you live. They are acting on behalf of the company that owns the mall, if they tell you to leave and not come back it is possible you can be arrested for trespassing if you return.


All they can do is harass you until you leave. Or make you take your clothes off so they won't call the real cops. It doesn't matter that they were shoplifting, making them expose themselves to avoid a minor shoplifting punishment is a criminal offense, you're using your pretend power to get something to jerk off to.

You are assuming that the girls are not lying to cause the guy problems.

Because everyone knows teenage girls never lie. /sarcasm

Scorched Colon: Vern

The most they can do is ban you from the building, and even that has no legal grounds.

That depends on what the laws are where you live. They are acting on behalf of the company that owns the mall, if they tell you to leave and not come back it is possible you can be arrested for trespassing if you return.


All they can do is harass you until you leave. Or make you take your clothes off so they won't call the real cops. It doesn't matter that they were shoplifting, making them expose themselves to avoid a minor shoplifting punishment is a criminal offense, you're using your pretend power to get something to jerk off to.

You are assuming that the girls are not lying to cause the guy problems.

Because everyone knows teenage girls never lie. /sarcasm
He confessed, RTFA