It was a girl!

DNRTFA

Or even look at the link cause it's old news, yet still intriguing.

The owls are not what they seem.

He opened a book and got traped on a island.

The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and should always be seen as the most famous hijacking.

That the other 8,495 hijackings were done by non-white people could become problematic if the Cooper hijacking doesn't get at least 5 times the publicity of all the rest of the hijackings put together.

There was never a D. B. Cooper, the hijacker was named Dan Cooper.

Noam Chimpsky: The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and should always be seen as the most famous hijacking.

That the other 8,495 hijackings were done by non-white people could become problematic if the Cooper hijacking doesn't get at least 5 times the publicity of all the rest of the hijackings put together.

LOL, what a stupid bastard. Kill yourself, you're taking up valuable air.

I thought the mystery was always about who he was/what happened to him rather than about the money.

I was me, I was only 5 at the time, but my disguse was quite convincing.

refrigeratorelf: I thought the mystery was always about who he was/what happened to him rather than about the money.

Some of the money was found around 1980 by some kid while camping. The rest has never been spent.

Noam Chimpsky: The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and should always be seen as the most famous hijacking.

That the other 8,495 hijackings were done by non-white people could become problematic if the Cooper hijacking doesn't get at least 5 times the publicity of all the rest of the hijackings put together.

Nein, ze post-War Germans got pretty good at hijacking too, even if their motives were the jew hating they had in common with certain brown people.

Noam Chimpsky: The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and [blah blah blah].


Please head to your nearest sewage ditch, preferably under a minor bridge.

The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone


/Kid Rock FTW!!!

Why rubber bands, subby? Were they out of string for their theory?

obscure?

Are you Doobie Keebler?

PascalsGhost: Noam Chimpsky: The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and should always be seen as the most famous hijacking.

That the other 8,495 hijackings were done by non-white people could become problematic if the Cooper hijacking doesn't get at least 5 times the publicity of all the rest of the hijackings put together.

LOL, what a stupid bastard. Kill yourself, you're taking up valuable air.

How can you be laughing out loud while you are pissing your pants? Face it, biatch, you know I'm right.

solid_snake beat me with the correct image

damn. i fail!

neonfish07: obscure?

///Jimmy Jamez FTW!!!



//bahleeev dats mah stappler

I fail too.... too late with the right pic

tbirdguy: neonfish07: obscure?

///Jimmy Jamez FTW!!!

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//bahleeev dats mah stappler

"Dave, i dunno if you've ever noticed, but most of the stuff I do is freakin weird."

/would you like to know the secret of management?

beoswulf: Noam Chimpsky: The case of the only white hijacker in history should never be forgotten and should always be seen as the most famous hijacking.

That the other 8,495 hijackings were done by non-white people could become problematic if the Cooper hijacking doesn't get at least 5 times the publicity of all the rest of the hijackings put together.

Nein, ze post-War Germans got pretty good at hijacking too, even if their motives were the jew hating they had in common with certain brown people.

Very nicely done.

He's perfectly alive and retired to Des Moines Iowa with Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers.

The real D.B. Cooper:

tbirdguy: The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone


/Kid Rock FTW!!!

Came here for this. The rest was just gravy. For the grits, you know.

FTA: "So this is in conflict with the idea that they would be rolling down the river for seven years," begging the question was the money there all along?

Came for to troll.

Left disappointed.


/ping!

Pretty sure they found him a few years ago..

Times are a changin', nowadays if you hijack a plane and steal large amounts of money somebody will recognize your face. Damn Facebook.

He landed in a pile of banana leaves.

Begoggle: The owls are not what they seem.

There is a man in a smiling bag.

There's a bale of hay outside of Basingstoke. They could have thrown him out.

/nothing is obscure on fark

Seriously. Watch out for doppelgangers. That smiling Dale Cooper? Could be a doppelganger, laughing maniacally into the bathroom mirror. Just watch it, is what I'm saying.

Their new consultant...

Big Baby Jeeze: Pretty sure they found him a few years ago..

Ah, man. Well, I'll just have to make an Idle Hands reference sometime.

PersistantRash: I was me, I was only 5 at the time, but my disguse was quite convincing.


Did you wear an onion under you belt too?

/I am the Lindbergh baby

borg: There was never a D. B. Cooper, the hijacker was named Dan Cooper.

THIS


refrigeratorelf: I thought the mystery was always about who he was/what happened to him rather than about the money.

I think once they figure out what happened to the money, then they will have figured out what happened to the man.

His radioed message used to be up on Internet Archive.org, but I can't find it now......

PersistantRashI was me, I was only 5 at the time, but my disguse was quite convincing.

If I was me and you was I, what does you plus me make?

FTA: They told us that rubber bands only last in the wild 3 or 4 months at the most"

Anyone else laugh at this?

Dilbert J. Galt: FTA: They told us that rubber bands only last in the wild 3 or 4 months at the most"

Anyone else laugh at this?

It's hardly a laughing matter. This is exactly why I only buy free range rubber bands.

I think it was Duane Weber. Link (pops)

Barring a psychopathy which fostered some sort of personality displacement disorder, I would take the word of a man on his deathbed. Of any other time in your life to get something off your chest, it would be in your last moments. I would like to know what they've dug up on Weber.

PersistantRash:
I was me, I was only 5 at the time, but my disguse was quite convincing.

Is that a line from Catcher in the Rye?

am i completely hammered?? or is this article written poorly. how does something "wind" down a river?

OhioKnight: PersistantRash:
I was me, I was only 5 at the time, but my disguse was quite convincing.

Is that a line from Catcher in the Rye?

I just remember it from The Simpsons. Grandpa said it.


/"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

Dilbert J. Galt: FTA: They told us that rubber bands only last in the wild 3 or 4 months at the most"

Anyone else laugh at this?

They fail to mention that the 3 or 4 month life expectancy is only for rubber bands born in captivity.

Bathia_Mapes: Their new consultant...

you actually watch that?

I thought Prison Break cleared this up

Remember, it's important for us to subsidize and preserve our hallowed Old Media institutions, so that the drooling cretin like the reporter who wrote this article can remain gainfully employed. You just can't depend on some random blogger to write this incoherently.

Some people say that he died up there somewhere in the rain and the wind.
Other people say that he got away, but then his girlfriend did him in.
Law men say, if he is out there, some day we're gonna drag him in,
But, as for me, I hope we never see D. B. Cooper again.

/Todd Snider FTW.

He opened a buffalo wing bar in Nashua, NH and later sold out to Hooters.