Amazing!! What a life they have led.

Cool story, bro.

Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

From the way the story goes, it sounds like their domestic disputes equal those of Rihanna and Chris Brown.

Narcism: Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

Especially since these two share a penis. At least some conjoined twins have genitalia to each call their own.

They're not as cute as those teenage girls with 2 heads. But it's always one of those things that leaves your mouth hanging open. Buddy of mine used to live in Dayton, I'm sure he knows them.

Narcism: Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

That's really tame compared to the questions that go around in my head.

torch: They're not as cute as those teenage girls with 2 heads. But it's always one of those things that leaves your mouth hanging open. Buddy of mine used to live in Dayton, I'm sure he knows them.

I was going to say, just compare to the life of Abigail and Brittany Hensel, born in 1990. Society is just so different for them - they went to regular school and have more or less normal lives.

They are more conveniently arranged, though (for normal walking), basically one lower half (so yeah they have one set of genitalia), a wide torso, each has one arm, and the each has one head.

Still, looking at them as they get older, one is more straight-standing than the other, and there are scoliosis issues.

Wait a got-damn minute one penis?

I thought I was blowing the other guy!

Oh man, that's crazy. At some point, though, you'd think they'd have hired a hooker. Or at least Donnie would've.

Narcism: Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

That, and morning breath.

It would be cool if they got Abigail and Brittany Hensel pregnant.

I would like to see some porn producer offer them & the Hensel twins (in two years when they turn 18) 4 million (a mill per head) to do a porn movie.


come on, you know you'd watch.

Stay Cool Babylon: That, and morning breath.

i absolutely thought of that first.

then i thought about 'batin.

trickychicksoda: Stay Cool Babylon: That, and morning breath.

i absolutely thought of that first.

then i thought about 'batin.

You have weird turn-ons

Why do they get two names? Should be one name per penis.

Are They Single?!

"Ronnie even calls Donnie "the little wife" because he is so domesticated."
"Their lower intestine is one. One penis, one rectum. Donnie has control of that."

Sounds like a good marriage to me!

In know the accepted position is to consider them to be two people. But their nervous system connects at some point. IMO it's one guy, two brains. Three counting the dick.

To further push the point it is believed that some dinosaurs had two brains, one that operates the front half and one that operates the rear.

As to the conjoined twin sex, we need to let this part of the gene pool die off.

Phoenix_M: I would like to see some porn producer offer them & the Hensel twins (in two years when they turn 18) 4 million (a mill per head) to do a porn movie.


come on, you know you'd watch.

Imagine all those arms and legs flailing around. They could title it Octopussy.

Hey, isn't there a website that shows what the offspring of a potential mating would look like? Or was that just on Conan O'Brien?

Under the picture - Extraordinary life ... Ronnie, left, and Donnie share a home in Dayton, Ohio.

If it wasn't for that information I would have definitely assumed they lived in separate residences. Definitely.

*glosses over headline, sees "conjoined twins," prepares to fap*

*clicks on link*

. . .

*cuts off junk and goes to cry in corner*

/obligatory

19 today.

Time is running out. Larry Flynt, are you listening???

FredaDeStilleto: Narcism: Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

That's really tame compared to the questions that go around in my head.

And mine.

On the other hand, if they were young and good-looking, I'd have a hell of a twins fantasy going on. The possibilities!

/2 men, 1 dick?

No wonder that the one who controls the penis is happy-go lucky and the other one is cranky. Nay surprise!

"At that point of life, you've been joined to someone your whole life and they're dead, and you know what's coming. If that happened to Ronnie and Donnie I think you would have to sedate the other one until nature takes its course."

Since Donnie controls the downstairs, I think he'd beg to differ should Ronnie die first.

"Dad made a living through Donnie and Ronnie, and supported nine kids on that. We're proud of him for that."

Proud that he had so many kids that he couldn't afford to raise them properly? Wow, hero father. Maybe he should get together with Octomom/Clown Car and we could throw them a party.

MadAzza: /2 men, 1 dick?

When they were on their highschool football team it was 2 boys, 1 cup.

Awww, i RTFA'd looking for some nice Sun style use of bold, i.e. Their lower intestine is one. One penis, one rectum

Sun, you dissapoint.

/srsly, nice story

If posession is 9/10's of the law, the one on the left is a head, I mean ahead, by a head.

/I'm sorry
//I slay me

What a bunch o' mush!

Ahhh, who am I kidding!? It made me miss my little sister even more!

/It'll be three years next month...never gets easier

"They go out to their favourite diner once a month and everybody treats them normally, as if they are two separate people, which is what they are."



Why did I read that in this guy's voice?

As someone who grew up in Dayton (Centerville), I'd say these guys are actually pretty normal looking for the region. There's a lot of Appalachian folks in that area, and their lack of genetic diversity (or appreciation of dentistry) makes for some funny looking people.

The pair - who have completely opposite personalities - get so irritated with each other they often have physical FIGHTS.

Made me think of this... (new window)

The funny thing, a link comes up on that Youtube page about those girls 16th birthday!

How "Meta".

le mew: Narcism: Is it weird that every time I see conjoined twins, I wonder about how awkward it is to pee?

Especially since these two share a penis. At least some conjoined twins have genitalia to each call their own.

It might be worse if they had two, and they were pointing in different directions.

jiaxiaobo: "At that point of life, you've been joined to someone your whole life and they're dead, and you know what's coming. If that happened to Ronnie and Donnie I think you would have to sedate the other one until nature takes its course."

Since Donnie controls the downstairs, I think he'd beg to differ should Ronnie die first.

"Dad made a living through Donnie and Ronnie, and supported nine kids on that. We're proud of him for that."

Proud that he had so many kids that he couldn't afford to raise them properly? Wow, hero father. Maybe he should get together with Octomom/Clown Car and we could throw them a party.

I seems that Ronnie and Donnie should be given the credit for supporting nine kids, not dad. This is a stretch, but at least Dad didn't abandon them as their mom did. In my younger days, I would definitely have given them a little pity sex. Now I'm married and don't take as many drugs. If they had lived in the country they would have already gotten some. City folks can be so prudish! (and country folks so loose)

FTFA: The pair - who have completely opposite personalities - get so irritated with each other they often have physical FIGHTS.

They need to learn to walk away...

oh, wait...

conjoined twine...

I'm just blown away after reading the last few lines. Most of us focus on how conjoined twins live, not how they die. But I guess it makes sense that when one dies, the other really can't survive with a body that's only partially alive....

It's still sad as hell thinking of one essentially watching his own flesh and blood (and brother) die and knowing it may be hours before it happens to him, but that it's coming.

I just wrote a paper about this/them in A&P2; better conjoined than parasitic I always say. I am an identical twin and I'm fairly sure my sister and I would have been slugging each other to the point of murder/suicide once puberty hit. Heh, it's still fascinating though. The Hensel twins are fascinating as well, R&D are opmhalophagus but better to be that or dicephalic rather than --

/link is hot, like their must be on a summer night

Just think of all the potato sack races they won in their youth.

i know it's wrong, but just the idea of their fistfights...

Ah, intelligent design.

"Ronnie, left, and Donnie share a home in Dayton, Ohio"

Really? Who would have guessed.

Not one of their seven siblings could be bothered to teach the twins how to read and write? Shame on them.