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(Some Guy) Dumbass Drunk, stupid and disorderly is no way to ask a police officer for a hug, son   (mlive.com) divider line 13
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Squidfartz 2009-03-07 01:06:42 AM  
i437.photobucket.com

 
thereisnospoon 2009-03-07 01:15:39 AM  
I hate farking assholes who dont want to hug.

 
chud21 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:18:18 AM  
What better way could there possibly be?

 
KangTheMad 2009-03-07 01:22:51 AM  
www.acmewebpages.com


//This guy totally agrees.
//Link hotter than the chick.

 
StreetlightInTheGhetto 2009-03-07 01:39:26 AM  
I read this story in the real-paper newspaper aboutt five hours ago!

Why does this excite me so?

/I am clipping that story and posting it at work, though
//he just wanted a hug...
///I walked by that intersection twice today, too. Lots 'o fun goes down at the Main Street Party Store
////Hi David

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:45:08 AM  
not it

 
Mr_Master2 2009-03-07 02:52:02 AM  
Anyone happen to notice that this guy did one smart thing? He refused the breathalyzer and saved himself a public intoxication charge. A refreshing change from the usual group of people featured on FARK, although he was pretty dumb in every other respect.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-03-07 03:48:42 AM  
I was so drunk during a noise complaint visit that the officer actually did a tap dance while I was remembering my name and date of birth. He was funny, entertaining and completely understanding. I turned down my stereo and the police left. And I felt like I owed them a performance bonus.

 
Awesome T-Shirt 2009-03-07 04:28:07 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: I was so drunk during a noise complaint visit that the officer actually did a tap dance while I was remembering my name and date of birth. He was funny, entertaining and completely understanding. I turned down my stereo and the police left. And I felt like I owed them a performance bonus.

You sound drunk.

 
OniNeko 2009-03-07 05:54:37 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: I was so drunk during a noise complaint visit that the officer actually did a tap dance while I was remembering my name and date of birth. He was funny, entertaining and completely understanding. I turned down my stereo and the police left. And I felt like I owed them a performance bonus.

I love nice cops. I've been arrested by some pretty decent cops that were sent to get me.

"It's okay. I know you're just here because you were told to be. Sgt. ****** can DIAF, though."

Can't blame the cop for refusing. What if the drunkard had vomited all over his uniform during the hug? What if the drunkard decided to pull the cop's gun? He wasn't being a dick, he was just being prudent.

 
OniNeko 2009-03-07 05:56:31 AM  
Wait, no... I meant: "WHAT!? Wouldn't give him a hug!? This just proves that all cops are heartless bastards, WHAAAARGAAARRRRBLLL!!"

Don't worry, cop bashers. I have you covered. Move along.

 
groverpm 2009-03-07 11:01:30 AM  
Won't hug me, bro?!

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-07 11:20:06 AM  
I told you I was hardcore.

 
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