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(Lohud.com) Scary New York state assemblyman gets a dead goat dumped in front of his house for having the temerity to be a Republican in New York   (lohud.com) divider line 32
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MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 08:25:21 PM  
Affinity for goats? Where have I heard this before? How's that cute labrador doing?

 
Psychotropic 2009-03-06 08:40:57 PM  
Subby, please explain what this has to do with him being Republican. Are you trying to say that the MS-13 gang is a liberal Democrat organization?

Or are you yet another typical neocon moron?

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 08:48:43 PM  
Psychotropic: Or are you yet another typical neocon moron?

With people like subby around, how does anyone want to be a Republican anywhere these days ? It's got to be less popular than being a leper.

 
adamgreeney 2009-03-06 10:51:27 PM  
What does this have to do with his party affiliation?

 
BuckTurgidson 2009-03-06 11:07:10 PM  
Smells like shenannygans.

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 11:23:06 PM  
subby is stooooopid

-1 for this crap

please vote it down

I'll listen to legitimate gripes anytime, but this is BS.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 12:56:56 AM  
That guy really gets my goat.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:23:37 AM  
There are lots and lots of Republicans in New York Submitard. It's actually more than a city, it's an entire state. TFA didn't mention it being done because he was a Republican either. Since he found it before it had a chance to freeze, I wouldn't be suprised to find that he did this himself for publicty. As a matter of fact, I can tell by the pic he did, because the goat is backwards.

Jesus farking Christ.

 
FreakinB 2009-03-07 03:22:04 AM  
Blatant troll thread is blatant.

And there are plenty of Republicans here in NY. They just tend to be more moderate than they are in the rest of the country.

 
Loucifer 2009-03-07 03:24:38 AM  
Well, be he ghost or goat or ghost o' goat or both, our spirits need to goad my spirits on!

 
Indis 2009-03-07 03:27:22 AM  
Ball, 31, has in the past referred to milking goats. At his 30th birthday party at a North Salem restaurant in September 2007, Ball's affinity for goats was on display in many of the photos around the room that showed him posing with the animals through the years.

Milking goats.. Fondness for goats.. Many goats throughout the years.... And now a dead goat. I think I saw this on Law&Order.

One of the comments: Greg tells a story about the first time he had sex. He told me the girls mom was watching. I said, "you gotta be kidding- what the heck did her mom say?" He answered "BAAAAAH"

For shame, commenter - a good goat is dead.

 
0rion 2009-03-07 03:36:47 AM  
Presumably an elephant was too expensive.

 
Erebus1954 2009-03-07 03:38:22 AM  
At least it wasn't an elephant head.

 
Erebus1954 2009-03-07 03:42:45 AM  
Arrgh! Orion beat me to the elephant reference by less than two minutes.

 
ghare 2009-03-07 03:48:15 AM  
PoopStain: Psychotropic: Are you trying to say that the MS-13 gang is a liberal Democrat organization?

It's a farking South American gang organization. Why the hell can't we kick these people out of the farking country?

Jesus, it took us long enough to get the farking Italians under control. Now we have to put up with the SAs?

My father was Salvadoran, and even I want these people gone. Hell, I would have kicked my own father out of the country if he hadn't managed to get himself killed early on.


Ahhh, this explains SO MUCH about PoopStain's hatred of America.

 
erveek 2009-03-07 04:18:43 AM  
Mordant: Psychotropic: Or are you yet another typical neocon moron?

With people like subby around, how does anyone want to be a Republican anywhere these days ? It's got to be less popular than being a leper.


That's because there's a cure for leprosy.

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2009-03-07 04:24:17 AM  
BuckTurgidson: Smells like shenannygans.

lulz!

/was there a "B" scratched on its face?

 
TwistedFark 2009-03-07 04:26:23 AM  
ghare: Ahhh, this explains SO MUCH about PoopStain's hatred of Americaeverything.

Fixed that for you.

/He'll admit it.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 05:07:39 AM  
FreakinB: They just tend to be more moderate liberal than they are in the rest of the country

FTFY.

They roll over for the unions and pressure groups same as the Democrats do. They've got the same hog-wild spending habits, as an examination of the Pataki budgets will indicate. Nobody you could describe as a mainstream Republican in the rest of the country (let alone a conservative) has any true power anywhere in New York. When they do manage to grab a bit of power they go corrupt faster than you can say Joe Bruno. Chrissakes, Al D'Amato is still a mover and shaker here. Maybe you find a conservative here and there out in the sticks, but when the Assembly minority leader running in a special Congressional election can't manage better than a straddle when asked if he'd have voted for the stimulus package...when the entire House GOP voted against it...that's not moderate, that's being a weasel.

Greg Ball's an abrasive guy sometimes, and violent crime committed by illegals in his district is an unusually large problem compared to nearby areas, so it wouldn't surprise me if the threat was real.

It would also not surprise me if it was a hoax, just because it's New York and the standard mode of political discourse is douchebag vs. idiot.

 
lhinds 2009-03-07 08:36:56 AM  
Does anyone know if this has to do with an anti-illegal immigration position?

 
lilbjorn 2009-03-07 09:36:30 AM  
Mordant: With people like subby around, how does anyone want to be a Republican anywhere these days ? It's got to be less popular than being a leper.

Well, at least they're past the contagious stage.

 
DeadZone 2009-03-07 09:53:26 AM  
What, they ran out of burnable crosses?

 
Cornered Beef 2009-03-07 10:25:20 AM  
Obvious Publicity Stunt is obvious.

 
flup 2009-03-07 12:03:47 PM  
Why do dead goats hate America?


more interstingly:cretinbob: There are lots and lots of Republicans in New York Submitard. It's actually more than a city, it's an entire state. TFA didn't mention it being done because he was a Republican either. Since he found it before it had a chance to freeze, I wouldn't be suprised to find that he did this himself for publicty. As a matter of fact, I can tell by the pic he did, because the goat is backwards.

Jesus farking Christ.



What exactly does it mean for a goat to be "backwards"?

 
LewDux 2009-03-07 12:15:51 PM  
flup: What exactly does it mean for a goat to be "backwards"?

I think he meant that backward republicans sacrificed one of their own

 
Biological Ali 2009-03-07 12:37:31 PM  
cretinbob: Since he found it before it had a chance to freeze, I wouldn't be suprised to find that he did this himself for publicty. As a matter of fact, I can tell by the pic he did, because the goat is backwards.

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vabeard 2009-03-07 02:33:48 PM  
Sick Sad world.

 
Loucifer 2009-03-07 03:06:43 PM  
Isn't it obvious what happened? Being a New York Republican, he must have said something remotely liberal. El Rushbo Diablo then dispatched a group of chupacabras to leave a message for the congressman.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 06:48:51 PM  
PoopStain: Psychotropic: Are you trying to say that the MS-13 gang is a liberal Democrat organization?

It's a farking South American gang organization. Why the hell can't we kick these people out of the farking country?

Jesus, it took us long enough to get the farking Italians under control. Now we have to put up with the SAs?

My father was Salvadoran, and even I want these people gone. Hell, I would have kicked my own father out of the country if he hadn't managed to get himself killed early on.


We DID kick MS-13 out, the ones we could catch. They promptly took over most of El Salvador, and then came back. MS-13 runs most of the prisons in El Salvador already, and a big swath of LA. If you can come up with a way to get them out and keep them out, short of killing everyone south of Escondido, you'll be the biggest hero in America.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-03-07 10:59:44 PM  
cretinbob: As a matter of fact, I can tell by the pic he did, because the goat is backwards.

www.iceedistributors.comWHAT YOU DID THERE

 
Vio 2009-03-08 03:38:00 AM  
Interesting, he automatically blames the gang that the cops claim do not even exist in that part of New York...somebody is lying.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2009-03-08 04:36:36 AM  
hm. was it upper state new york? they have no problem munching down roadkill up there and a little jamaican jerk goat is even better than jerk chicken!
nom nom nom!
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