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(PennLive) Asinine The best part of waking up is...driving into a house   (pennlive.com) divider line 16
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dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 12:24:50 AM  
OH YEAH!

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 01:54:01 AM  
Wow. That's kind of annoying.

 
Jamdug! 2009-03-07 01:58:43 AM  
staging.pluggedin.com

"take it from me!"

 
Theeng 2009-03-07 02:02:07 AM  
He's just practicing for his farmer's market runs nine years from now.

 
Vio 2009-03-07 02:03:30 AM  
He passed out choking on some coffee??? More like he passed out cause he didn't stop for a nap....

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 02:04:01 AM  
mmmmmm...wake me at jeep...

*snork....zzzzzzzzzz...mmmm..."

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 02:04:26 AM  
Well, he didn't really drive into the house, per se. More like rolled across a cornfield into the house.

 
FarkedOver 2009-03-07 02:07:16 AM  
Gotta love the stock photo of the banana that shiat is hot!

 
Vio 2009-03-07 02:19:58 AM  
Wrong story there Chief...

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-03-07 02:27:31 AM  
FarkedOver: Gotta love the stock photo of the banana that shiat is hot!

Vio: Wrong story there Chief...

He was choking on some coffee and ran into a banana!


/We trolls are such cheaply entertained opportunists.

 
noazark 2009-03-07 03:14:15 AM  
Should've had some Folgers in his cup.

 
mrlumpy 2009-03-07 03:23:47 AM  
You know what goes well with Folgers and crashed cars? Bananas..it's what's in your waking up Folgers cup, the best part.

 
geetus 2009-03-07 03:53:49 AM  
...told him that he had passed out while choking on coffee.

That sounds likely.

 
ladyway905 2009-03-07 05:14:10 AM  
Gwen Stefani approves. I would hotlink, but my right click is screwed up for some reason. Gotta figure out why, but I'm too lazy.

 
runeytwo 2009-03-07 06:27:45 AM  
"I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers."

 
notmyjab 2009-03-07 08:49:36 AM  
Carrying 30,000 pounds of bananas

/always laugh at that song
//old guy

 
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