Somewhere, Mr. Pibb is laughing callously...

But did she sneeze?

Priceless.

Not one to nitpick our own system here, but she was able to use a stolen credit card to bail herself out of jail on an unrelated charge.... Doesn't ANYONE check the name on a credit card anymore?

REALLY?! How did she use a stolen credit card to bail herself out of jail?? If I was the guy with the stolen card I would also press charges on whoever was in charge of letting her out of jail that day.

was she lucky enough to find establishments that were willing to take a cc # verbally?*
did she have the number long enough to find a way to get a card with a number on it or that loops back to it?

*those places are f*cked for merchant accounts forever if they did.

Apparently Fark, of all places, doesn't understand how easy it is to print and write cards once you have the numbers, or better yet the card.

See, soft drinks are bad for you!

HomeGrownCone: Apparently Fark, of all places, doesn't understand how easy it is to print and write cards once you have the numbers, or better yet the card.

i can only get that done in bulk.
do you know of a place that will do one-offs?

SO worth it.

I was at the airport once and found an itinerary with someone's credit card details written on the cover. It had the number, expiration, and security code. The itinerary had the person's name. He was lucky I found it. I just tore it up finely and threw the pieces into two different trash cans. Someone else could have done some real damage. Maybe I should have bought myself a wifi day pass as a convenience charge.

I guess it isn't possible to buy meth with a credit card...

I'm a pepper, you're a pepper ...blah blah blah... wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

/thanks, now I can't get the farking jingle outta my head

bingethinker: See, soft drinks are bad for you!

I'm guessing she would have gotten away with it if she were buying hard drinks...

Phoenix_M: But did she sneeze?
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Gesundheit.

:-/

She should have stopped at the crown. That was the only thing worth stealing.

1500 for a crown! I paid 570, or rather my insurance did. I thught that was high.

stay classy florida.

Not to nitpick subby, but it's Dr Pepper. No period after the Dr

thelordofcheese: HOW MUCH DID THE SODA COST, SUBBY???

erveek told you!
it was Priceless.

we need a SUCCESS tag

One of my mother's friends was a drunken toothless meth head. And like many drunken toothless meth heads in the area she got a job taking care of elderly persons in their homes. One day, sadly, an old woman she was caring for passed away.

A few days later, the drunken toothless meth head was arrested after charging a thousand or so dollars on the dead woman's credit card. Her plan was a cunning one, given she lived in a town of less than 400 people with only a single ATM/ store to use the card at.

Her airtight excuse to the cops? "But she said I could have her card!"

I can't blame her for wanting a Dr Pepper. I could do with a cool, refreshing glass of Dr Pepper right now.

/or am I the only one who remembers that incident?

Now, the real good thing about meeting
the President of the United States
is the food.

Forrest takes a bottle of Dr. Pepper from the buffet table.

Numerous bottle of Dr. Pepper are displayed on the table. A
servant opens the bottle for him.

Omnis evil twin, I wouldn't be surprised if your mom's friend...uh...put the old lady to pasture...desperate methheads tend to be like vampires...toothless, gummy vampires that prey on the weak to get a fix....

But I wouldn't know...I don't know your mom's friend. I'm just in the mood of giving you the visual of toothless, gummy vampires.

/Sorry...have a niece who's a methhead and....let's just say I'm glad she doesn't take care of the elderly

WzDD: I can't blame her for wanting a Dr Pepper. I could do with a cool, refreshing glass of Dr Pepper right now.

/or am I the only one who remembers that incident?

I guess, but I was craving Dr Pepper yesterday. I want one right now. I'm going to buy a 2-liter. I sit here wondering if the store is open. Also, if that cute clerk is there.

thelordofcheese: WzDD: I can't blame her for wanting a Dr Pepper. I could do with a cool, refreshing glass of Dr Pepper right now.

/or am I the only one who remembers that incident?

I guess, but I was craving Dr Pepper yesterday. I want one right now. I'm going to buy a 2-liter. I sit here wondering if the store is open. Also, if that cute clerk is there.

go for a 6 pack -- it's Saturday!

Dr. Pepper >> all other soft drinks.

My guess is the tattoo was a tramp stamp.

If you can find/get the new Cherry Dr Pepper, go for it! That stuff's the BOMB!! *guzzle guzzle*

I guess she missed her free Dr. Pepper when Chinese Democracy was finally up for sale and she was making up for the loss...

I bet she was discovered by some clerk that people (especially women) scream at for asking to see the ID that is associated with the credit card.

/Drtfa

gadian: I bet she was discovered by some clerk that people (especially women) scream at for asking to see the ID that is associated with the credit card.

I always thank those people, after I kick myself for leaving home with just my card in my pocket. They never ask when I have my purse and all its contents (ID) with me.

As a dentist, I am glad to see the thief understands the importance of regular dental check-ups.

I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.

True Story:

Long time ago I worked in a bookstore. I always made a point of checking the name/signature when people used a credit card.

One day a very old man and his caretaker came in. He paid with a credit card. Name on the card was "Dr. J Salk" Yep. It was him. Shook his hand. Nice old guy.

Also met Coach John Robinson and Deepak Chopra the same way. They were assholes.

Of course this is on Farm. It involves our favorite almost sponsor.

Farm = Fark

ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

Pooter: I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.

By the way, I charged the entire vacation to Underhill's American Express card... Want the number?

what a pig.

juhis: ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

Cops always inflate the "street value".

louiedog: I was at the airport once and found an itinerary with someone's credit card details written on the cover. It had the number, expiration, and security code. The itinerary had the person's name. He was lucky I found it. I just tore it up finely and threw the pieces into two different trash cans. Someone else could have done some real damage. Maybe I should have bought myself a wifi day pass as a convenience charge.

Which trash cans? Oh, no reason.

magores: True Story:

Long time ago I worked in a bookstore. I always made a point of checking the name/signature when people used a credit card.

One day a very old man and his caretaker came in. He paid with a credit card. Name on the card was "Dr. J Salk" Yep. It was him. Shook his hand. Nice old guy.

Also met Coach John Robinson and Deepak Chopra the same way. They were assholes.

Wow, which bookstore??

juhis: ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

Dr Pepper($500)?

juhis: ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

I would gather that she bought more than just 4 items and a Dr. Pepper. The above list may not be comprehensive.

juhis: ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

Taxes, man, taxes...

/You gotta pay the man...

Dr. Pepper was her Steve Irwin stingray.

juhis: ok right from the article: says she stole $5,600

"She used the card, an arrest document says, to buy a Yamaha motorbike ($3,100), visit the dentist ($1,500), get a tattoo ($300) and bond herself out of jail on an unrelated charge ($200)."

3100
1500
300
+ 200
--------
ill give you a hint, it doesnt equal 5600. am i missing something here?

interest?