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(music-News) Asinine Pop star Lily Allen, who currently has an album on top of the charts, is so cash-strapped she has to sell her BMW and is considering an alternate career: "I really like banking"   (music-news.com) divider line 24
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Ponzholio 2009-03-06 03:32:10 PM  
It's not like she blew her money on diapers and formula... D'oh...

 
grahamfw 2009-03-06 03:33:34 PM  
Uh, that's baking, not banking failmitter. But thanks for playing!

 
Kanemano 2009-03-06 03:33:58 PM  
how much does one song pay for anyway?

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 03:38:04 PM  
I blame Napster.

 
ranfour 2009-03-06 03:49:18 PM  
Perhaps she can sign on to a reality show with Peaches Geldof.

"Life's Simple, Innit?"

 
Drunk Astronaut 2009-03-06 03:50:14 PM  
She would probably be able to find a few guys who want to make a deposit in her vault.

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-03-06 03:51:17 PM  
Maybe she should have saved some of her damn money...

 
Global Citizen 2009-03-06 03:59:02 PM  
Satanic_Hamster: Maybe she should have saved some of her damn money...

she's a pop star in 2009....what money?

 
apeiron242 2009-03-06 04:06:59 PM  
but but but major label artists are all rich because the record companies give them such great big shares of record sales. i'm so confused!

 
GoteamVenture 2009-03-06 04:17:05 PM  
where the lilly allen pics?

 
Runs_With_Scissors_ 2009-03-06 04:26:02 PM  
Uh... She said Baker. Not Banker.

 
Global Citizen 2009-03-06 04:29:22 PM  
subby's a waker

 
jchic [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 04:32:23 PM  
Who?

 
pope183 2009-03-06 04:43:33 PM  
perhaps she would like to be a lion tamer ?

 
CentralValleyCali 2009-03-06 04:56:17 PM  
Had to look up her picture on google images. Cute, but who the hell is she? Pop singer... ah. No wonder she is out of money, most are.

/Jackson
//Spears

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-03-06 05:12:10 PM  
Global Citizen: subby's a waker

Well done, my friend.

 
busy chillin' 2009-03-06 05:26:19 PM  
Global Citizen
subby's a waker

In subby's defense, it is really hard to submit links when you're a sleeper

 
busy chillin' 2009-03-06 05:46:50 PM  
Shiii...I get it now...


self imposed fail.

 
puckhead 2009-03-06 06:08:26 PM  
Global Citizen: subby's a waker

*huzzah*

 
Robo Beat 2009-03-06 06:25:16 PM  
She might as well try her hand at banking. She couldn't do much worse than the gang of moneychangers we have now.

 
mat catastrophe 2009-03-06 07:33:08 PM  
apeiron242: but but but major label artists are all rich because the record companies give them such great big shares of record sales. i'm so confused!

how true. how true.

some of your friends are already this farked.

(bonus: i misposted this in another article. see if you can find it)!

 
MadSkillz 2009-03-06 08:30:33 PM  
Why doesn't she.. oh i dunno, GO ON TOUR? cmon.

 
Ashtrey 2009-03-06 09:39:31 PM  
MadSkillz: Why doesn't she.. oh i dunno, GO ON TOUR? cmon.

Because then she has to be sober for at least 3 hours a day. And those hours are at the end of the day, which is really really inconvenient.

 
like tears in rain 2009-03-07 10:28:37 AM  
It's really funny
'cause she's got your farking money
But she's never gonna get it
'cause of her bad credit

 
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