But... but I thought he was TEH MESSIAH!?!11??1!?

I'm so confused....

"And I've said this all across the country when I talk to parents about education, government has to fulfill its obligations to fund education, but parents have to do their job too. We've got to turn off the TV set, we've got to put away the video game, and we have to tell our children that education is not a passive activity, you have to be actively engaged in it. If we encourage that attitude and our community is enforcing it, I have no doubt we can compete with anybody in the world." ~~ Barack Obama

So is Jesus going to improve my child's reading score?

Well, duh. Jesus wasn't a Muslim.

/unless he was a secret Muslim.

Bloody William: So is Jesus going to improve my child's reading score?

yes, but only in reading the bible.

absoluteparanoia: "And I've said this all across the country when I talk to parents about education, government has to fulfill its obligations to fund education, but parents have to do their job too. We've got to turn off the TV set, we've got to put away the video game, and we have to tell our children that education is not a passive activity, you have to be actively engaged in it. If we encourage that attitude and our community is enforcing it, I have no doubt we can compete with anybody in the world." ~~ Barack Obama

That's one thing I actually admire about him. I hope his policies advance that sentiment.

I'm as good as that guy named Jesus
I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis
And I can walk on water when it freezes
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus

/obscure?

Obama constantly stresses the importance of personal responsibility to the health of the country. Is Wright getting talking points from Steele now or something?

My take, as an anti-Obama person whose friends are all anti-Obama, but I've dated a Obamatron (and she was so polite about it, I barely noticed).

1. you do not hope around me
2. you do not hope around my friends (same reason, they don't like hope).
3. you do not hope inside, anywhere
4. you do not hope on my property. that's right. I don't care that there's a deck, don't bring change to it. This also includes areas close enough that the elitism would enter my home- aka, under windows, etc.
5. If you smell so badly of patchouli that you leave areas of my home smelling of hippies, then you're no longer welcome in my home.

And I'm a pretty hardcore anti-Obama. So if your GF has rules stricter than mine, you've got issues.

Isn't that the stuff, Obama has been saying over and over again in his speeches?

I'm Canadian, and I was expecting Obama to save me. This is not fair.

submitter: "Barack's name ain't Jesus. Barack ain't gonna improve your child's reading score. There are things we've got to do on our own"

Does this mean that Jesus can tutor my daughter on spelling?

Diogenes: Obama constantly stresses the importance of personal responsibility to the health of the country.

Handing out hundreds of $billions to failed businesses, and paying off deadbeat's loans isn't exactly stressing personal responsibility you know.

Bloody William: So is Jesus going to improve my child's reading score?

Yes, but only in Aramaic.

Snarfangel: Yes, but only in Aramaic.

Hey, some schools do care about that...

/not likely the kids are gonna ask Jeebus for anything though

absoluteparanoia: And I'm a pretty hardcore anti-Obama. So if your GF has rules stricter than mine, you've got issues.

my hope has a recessed filter though. doesn't that count for something?

thomps: absoluteparanoia: And I'm a pretty hardcore anti-Obama. So if your GF has rules stricter than mine, you've got issues.

my hope has a recessed filter though. doesn't that count for something?

bumps

absoluteparanoia: bumps

change that, for short bursts of time, we can believe in

Ain't our children learning?

I thought Wright was a racist pastor who was an extremist not to be believed.

Weird how things change.

Jesus Hussein Christ...

absoluteparanoia: My take, as an anti-Obama person whose friends...

i actually lol'd.

Obama side shows...the gift that keeps on giving.

"And I've said this all across the country when I talk to parents about education, government has to fulfill its obligations to fund education, but parents have to do their job too. We've got to turn off the TV set, we've got to put away the video game, and we have to tell our children that education is not a passive activity, you have to be actively engaged in it. If we encourage that attitude and our community is enforcing it, I have no doubt we can compete with anybody in the world." ~~ Barack Obama

Damnit, Barry....pragmatism has no place in politics. In politics, you find one extreme and argue it, while your opponent argues in favor of the other extreme. That way, it's assured that everybody loses, which is the way we like it in America. Why don't you take your reasonable, rational arguments to godless Russia, comrade?

It is too.

Barack Hussein Freedom Jesus.

That's his name.

The only people who cannot grasp the idea that Obama is not the Messiah who will fix everything overnight are the people who constantly mock Obama supporters by claiming that they believe that he is the Messiah.

absoluteparanoia: My take, as an anti-Obama person whose friends are all anti-Obama, but I've dated a Obamatron (and she was so polite about it, I barely noticed).

1. you do not hope around me
2. you do not hope around my friends (same reason, they don't like hope).
3. you do not hope inside, anywhere
4. you do not hope on my property. that's right. I don't care that there's a deck, don't bring change to it. This also includes areas close enough that the elitism would enter my home- aka, under windows, etc.
5. If you smell so badly of patchouli that you leave areas of my home smelling of hippies, then you're no longer welcome in my home.

And I'm a pretty hardcore anti-Obama. So if your GF has rules stricter than mine, you've got issues.

I will Hope
when I want
where I want

School
Work
The Street
The Mall

Persecute me
at your own peril

BKITU: But... but I thought he was TEH MESSIAH!?!11??1!?

I'm so confused....

Only the most pig-ass retarded and butt-hurt Republicans are calling Obama "Messiah".

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Obama side shows...the gift that keeps on giving.

I know. If this keeps up he'll NEVER get elected.

Danielsan: Ain't our children learning?

That's *IS*. If you don't believe me, ask Dubya.

i think his name translates loosely to "failure".

soakitincider: i think his name translates loosely to "failure".

Yeah, as if a Palin/McCain administration wouldn't have been a total trainwreck.

YAWN.

Moses To Sandy Koufax: Damnit, Barry....pragmatism has no place in politics. In politics, you find one extreme and argue it, while your opponent argues in favor of the other extreme. That way, it's assured that everybody loses, which is the way we like it in America. Why don't you take your reasonable, rational arguments to godless Russia, comrade?

I took a drink. I LOL'd. You owe me a keyboard.

And Wright is still more level headed that Limbaugh.

AspectRatio: Only the most pig-ass retarded and butt-hurt Republicans are calling Obama "Messiah".

And yet they complain when we call Rush their "leader".

absoluteparanoia: My take, as an anti-Obama person whose friends are all anti-Obama, but I've dated a Obamatron (and she was so polite about it, I barely noticed).

It's Obamaton not Obamatron.

If yer gonna call us that get it right.

DUH. Obama has ALWAYS stressed personal responsibility. It just takes a boatload of willful ignorance to look past those statements and blindly soldier on with these idiotic strawmen. You farking tools.

He'll just pay your mortgage and give you more welfare

Diogenes: Obama constantly stresses the importance of personal responsibility to the health of the country.

When he talks.

When he acts...not so much.

Bloody William: So is Jesus going to improve my child's reading score?

I don't know about that, but he will improve your kid's batting average as well as something else...

absoluteparanoia: "And I've said this all across the country when I talk to parents about education, government has to fulfill its obligations to fund education, but parents have to do their job too. We've got to turn off the TV set, we've got to put away the video game, and we have to tell our children that education is not a passive activity, you have to be actively engaged in it. If we encourage that attitude and our community is enforcing it, I have no doubt we can compete with anybody in the world." ~~ Barack Obama

That BASTARD! Who does he think he is, telling PARENTS how to raise THEIR OWN CHILDREN???

absoluteparanoia: My take, as an anti-Obama person whose friends are all anti-Obama, but I've dated a Obamatron (and she was so polite about it, I barely noticed).

1. you do not hope around me
2. you do not hope around my friends (same reason, they don't like hope).
3. you do not hope inside, anywhere
4. you do not hope on my property. that's right. I don't care that there's a deck, don't bring change to it. This also includes areas close enough that the elitism would enter my home- aka, under windows, etc.
5. If you smell so badly of patchouli that you leave areas of my home smelling of hippies, then you're no longer welcome in my home.

And I'm a pretty hardcore anti-Obama. So if your GF has rules stricter than mine, you've got issues.

Patchouli-hippie-hope party at absoluteparanoia's!

Obama is the single greatest president EVAR. Just ask anyone on fark.

Phony_Soldier: Obama is the single greatest president EVAR. Just ask anyone on fark.

You forgot about a little someone I like to call . . .

RON PAUL!

wage0048: That BASTARD! Who does he think he is, telling PARENTS how to raise THEIR OWN CHILDREN???

Personal responsibility is pretty elitist.

Ed Finnerty: I thought Wright was a racist pastor who was an extremist not to be believed.

Weird how things change.

Broken clock.... twice a day.....

Ed Finnerty: I thought Wright was a racist pastor who was an extremist not to be believed.

Weird how things change.

you don't say?...guess it depends on what he says, and who those said thoughts agree with, then those people get to say if what he said is said to be true. Simple.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE HAVE TO DO THINGS OURSELVES???

I take my vote back, everyone else (27%) was right.. all I did was weaken a country by taking bush off that wall...

Bildo: Diogenes: Obama constantly stresses the importance of personal responsibility to the health of the country.

Handing out hundreds of $billions to failed businesses, and paying off deadbeat's loans isn't exactly stressing personal responsibility you know.

Obama is just doing that to save our country. The same way he is saving the very soul of this nation. Just ask anyone on fark.