Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

tnpir: Brittany/K-Fed

Who?

tnpir: Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

STAY OFF THIS GUY'S LAWN.

40yoVirgin: tnpir: Brittany/K-Fed

Who?

You know, the husband and wife astronomer team who discovered the presence of potentially microbial-originated methane on Mars.

Sheesh. You kids today. You read the papers much?

kanderson321: You know, the husband and wife astronomer team who discovered the presence of potentially microbial-originated methane on Mars.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! That's them!

Papers? I don't need no stinkin' papers!

/*waves at Kathy*

It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

40yoVirgin: tnpir: Brittany/K-Fed

Who?

Mmmm....touche.

oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

No kidding. Are British electronic musicians still allowed to smack their biatches up?

Smashing headline.

Is it ironic to say that you wished someone would beat some sense into Rihanna so that she doesn't stay with her abuser?

Aw, he sent a text message apologizing for the incident. That's so....distant and not sincere.

junglegoddess: Is it ironic to say that you wished someone would beat some sense into Rihanna so that she doesn't stay with her abuser?

I was watching CNN yesterday, and one of the people on Rick Sanchez said something along the lines of, "Someone needs to knock some sense into Rihanna."

Unintentionally funny. Well, mildly amusing, but still.

tnpir: Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

Who let grandpa on the computer?

oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

Some black people are singers. Chris Brown is one of those black people

His signature can be found right below her left eye.

oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

Fail.

kanderson321: 40yoVirgin: tnpir: Brittany/K-Fed

Who?

You know, the husband and wife astronomer team who discovered the presence of potentially microbial-originated methane on Mars.

Sheesh. You kids today. You read the papers much?

Didn't that happen in Mass Effect?

//links be hot

saw this soemwhere else...

rihanna is chris brown's greatest hit! he gave her some sweet chin music

Shouldn't this guy be in jail?

bulldg4life: Aw, he sent a text message apologizing for the incident. That's so....distant and not sincere.

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure she had a restraining order on him when he did it. (She did right up until yesterday, when she asked the judge to suspend it.) You can go to jail just for doing that. Giant FAIL to both of them, and I'm even trying to cut them slack because they're so young.

Pave_the_Planet: junglegoddess: Is it ironic to say that you wished someone would beat some sense into Rihanna so that she doesn't stay with her abuser?

I was watching CNN yesterday, and one of the people on Rick Sanchez said something along the lines of, "Someone needs to knock some sense into Rihanna."

Unintentionally funny. Well, mildly amusing, but still.

Can't cure stupid. I have no sympathy for anyone -- man or woman -- who stays with someone who's beating them. So when this happens again -- and let's face it, it will -- I think we all have the right to point, laugh and call her a dumbass.

And then give her the domestic violence pamphlet, etc. Hey, we're not completely heartless here on Fark, right? Right?

tnpir: Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

Chris Brown is that black singer that beats his woman.

Rhianna is some lady that sings and gets beat by her man.

My lunch today is beef jerky.

That should cover everything.

Fark Rihanna Robyn, whatever her last name is. She is a stupid farking retard for even considering contact with the man who beat the shiat out of her. What a dumb biatch.

/Oh, and when can we stop talking about Chris Brown and Rihanna

//Now, please.

Holy shiat! That sounds like a HORRIBLE domestic abuse situation...and she's MARRYING this asshole? Not only was a cheating on her...he beat the shiat out of her!

What a stupid coont. She needs to step out of the limelight and let a REAL woman take her place as a role model for American teens.

Don't make him tell her twice!

oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapperR&B singer couldn't beat his ho no mo.

drjekel_mrhyde: oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapperR&B singer a studio pop singer couldn't beat his ho no mo.

FTF Us All

With all the money these two make the last chicken place I would eat is KFC

After RTFA, this was a seriously farked-up incident and she's a complete moron for not prosecuting it to the fullest extent. He's going to kill her eventually.

she's only 19 years old. or something like that, she probably thinks he beats her b/c he loves her and the awesome make-up sex they have after (b/c he gets off on abuse) somehow means he really loves her on the inside.

it's really sad. Here's something i found from another website:

"According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt.Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective's notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you." According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock -- she almost lost consciousness."

but wait! there's more: (and this is where it's obvious she just believes this is how everyone's relationship should be)

"Rihanna was applying makeup to her right eye, which I noticed looked puffy and discolored. Her friend said, "You're eye looks f*****d up! He's an a*****e! Why do you put up with him and let him hit you?" Rihanna told her, "It's not his fault. When he hurts me, he's a beast, but then he turns into my angel...He'll hit me and then feel bad afterwards, but then he turns into the sweetest man and becomes my angel. He'll cry like a little baby when he makes it up to me, and that's the part I love."

yeah i can totally see this guy as marriage material.

/Rihanna will be dead within a year.

oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

So a black musician is automatically a rapper? Go to youtube and find one of his videos. Hes a R&B Singer.

"You can't fix stupid."

tnpir: Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

Advertising that you don't follow the news isn't likely to get you any cool points.

Anyway, I predict that the reason she's going back to him, aside from being an idiot, is that he has a sex tape that he is threatening to release, and it's probably full of graphic stuff. Weird stuff. Butt stuff.

drjekel_mrhyde: With all the money these two make the last chicken place I would eat is KFC

Why do you hate black people?

dwade: oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

So a black musician is automatically a rapper? Go to youtube and find one of his videos. Hes a R&B Singer.

And that's supposed to make me orgasm respect for the guy?

bulldg4life: Aw, he sent a text message apologizing for the incident. That's so....distant and not sincere.

Yet oddly appropriate given the whole fight started with a text message......

notauniquesnowflake: bulldg4life: Aw, he sent a text message apologizing for the incident. That's so....distant and not sincere.

Yet oddly appropriate given the whole fight started with a text message......

The Circle of Life has never been expressed more beautifully.

"It's not his fault. When he hurts me, he's a beast, but then he turns into my angel...He'll hit me and then feel bad afterwards, but then he turns into the sweetest man and becomes my angel. He'll cry like a little baby when he makes it up to me, and that's the part I love."

Damn, biatches be stoopid. Hard to feel sympathetic for someone who just keeps going back for more.

Every woman who suffers abuse deserves sympathy. That sympathy ends when she goes back to the person who abused her if she has any other option.

Said the day this happened she'd be back with the loser within a month.
Didn't think she'd be dumb enough to marry the bum tho.

mspaint q&d

I am not a pyschic but I see a headline in the future

R&B singer killed by rapper fiance/husband after she biatches and moans about him leaving the toilet seat up

40yoVirgin: /*waves at Kathy*

Yo!

I really feel for her. She's 19. How many of us at 19, especially if "in love" for the first time, put up with a bunch of crap from our partner because of the apology afterward? Lord knows I did, and it got me beaten up by my then boyfriend on a high school campus. Personally, I'm hoping Brown does jail time, and she takes that opportunity to figure out that she's not going to change him, and that he's going to kill her one day, if she doesn't get out now.

I'm also hoping she puts her free time into volunteering at a Domestic Violence shelter. That might be a good education for her.

Just want to say that Rihanna is 21 and Chris Brown is 19 (plus he's a singer not a rapper).

Now please continue with your hopefully more accurate ribbing.

dwade: oldernell: It would be a much sadder world if a rapper couldn't beat his ho no mo.

So a black musician is automatically a rapper? Go to youtube and find one of his videos. Hes a R&B Singer guy who puts his flat voice into a machine which alters the pitch and tone to be what his bosses say it should be.

FTFY

/There are no pop singers
//Only faces and software
///Neither of them can actually *sing*

tnpir: Okay, enough. I'll say it: who the hell is Rhianna, who the hell is Chris Brown, and why the hell should I give a good goddamn about either one of them? Seriously, the nonstop coverage of this shiat is worse than Brittany/K-Fed.

Dad?

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AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!

I told her not to get back with him, but he told her twice that she should.. he won.