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(TMZ) Followup Chris Brown charged with two felonies by the D.A., is confident that he will beat the charges   (tmz.com) divider line 9
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Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:10:51 PM  
I'd hit it!

/too soon?

 
spidermann [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:18:44 PM  
Think about this....


...if he and Rhianna did get married in secret like has been reported on blogs and rags, then it becomes an issue of not being able to compel her to testify against him.

They would then need other witnesses to state what happened, as well as police reports. Most likely, if they are married, he gets off with a slap on the wrist. Maybe 60 days at most.

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:42:21 PM  
Maybe he'll off her soon and we won't have to hear about either of them ever again.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:44:49 PM  
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning
is punch your face
Rihanna, Rihanna
I never thought that a girl like you could ever take the hits, Rihanna

All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is kick your ass
Rihanna, Rihanna
I didn't know you would take all the pain that I could ever give

Beat you all the way
beat you all the way
Rihanna, oh yeah

I can see your face still bruised and bloody on the TMZ
Rihanna, Rihanna
I didnt know that beating on you could ruin my career
Rihanna

Beat you all the way
beat you all the way
Rihanna, oh yeah

/i hope he burns

 
Guy Innagorillasuit [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:58:58 PM  
Who?

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 03:54:14 PM  
img131.imageshack.us

 
bush 2009-03-05 05:29:03 PM  
Funny exceprt from Brown's Wikipedia page:

"From the ages seven to thirteen, Brown was scarred by the domestic violence his mother endured from her boyfriend.[16] He claims to "hate him to this day".[17]"

Source goes to:

"He says, "I don't want to mention the person's name - it wasn't my real father - but somebody hurt my mom and me, I had to deal with that from seven all the way to 13. "It affected me, especially (my behaviour) towards women - I treat them differently. I don't want to put a woman through the same thing that person put my mom through. "I was scared and timid when I was little. I used to pee in my bed... "

Farkin' gold. You can't make this shiat up.

 
shawnshawnery 2009-03-05 06:24:08 PM  
I can't think of a better headline. Touche.

 
Infernal Wedgie 2009-03-05 07:47:59 PM  
If the DA is pressing the felony counts, then does it matter if Rihanna testifies or not?

/IANAL, so I don't quite understand how these things work

 
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