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(TMZ) Strange Riots explode in South America when a Toni Braxton concert turned out to be a Braxton impostor. In related news, no music has been shipped to South America since the late 90s   (tmz.com) divider line 14
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thomps [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 12:14:03 PM  
oh god, wait until milli vanilli gets to south america.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-03-05 12:31:32 PM  
Front Line Assmebly fans laugh at the pain of Braxton's fans while waiting for a new album...

 
Rev.K [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 12:34:00 PM  
Maybe this is all the fans needed in order to ask themselves "hey, WTF am I doing here?"

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 12:35:15 PM  
no music has been shipped to South America since the late 90s

www.axezeiro.com.br

/ Brasil is doing just fine on its own, thank you

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 01:22:30 PM  
I still love hearing Toni Braxton's "You're Making Me High".. and watching a hot girl dance/strip to it for you, just awesome.
Plus Toni is a little cutie pie I just want to snuggle.

/in a fantasy world, pictures himself as one of the guys who comes up in the elevator and gets a "10" card.
//wonders how many people here even know wtf I am talking about

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 01:28:06 PM  
I did the same thing at a Gallagher show.

/Gallagher Too my ass

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 02:50:22 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: / Brasil is doing just fine on its own, thank you

trikinhuelas.com

/Venezuela tambien

 
LewDux 2009-03-05 03:30:58 PM  
I predicted it

 
trainonthebrain 2009-03-05 03:37:17 PM  
Was she playing at the Braxton Academy?

 
WordsnCollision 2009-03-05 04:04:09 PM  
"Repubic of Suriname". Nice, TMZ.

 
DecemberNitro 2009-03-05 04:12:49 PM  
FeedTheCollapse: Front Line Assmebly fans laugh at the pain of Braxton's fans while waiting for a new album...

Whatchoo got against the FLA?

 
srhp29 2009-03-05 04:46:47 PM  
Who will unbreak the disappointing fan's hearts?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-03-05 06:17:38 PM  
DecemberNitro: Whatchoo got against the FLA?


you're unfamiliar with the SoyLeeb fiasco.


I forget the details, but basically FLA showed up at 2002's WGT in Germany with a lookalike who stood in place of Bill.

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2009-03-06 12:59:13 AM  
veedeevadeevoodee: no music has been shipped to South America since the late 90s



/ Brasil is doing just fine on its own, thank you

Maybe the imposter wasn't the real issue and the suck-ass American was.

 
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