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(Contact Music) Unlikely Gloria Estefan says she was once headhunted to become U.S. spy for the government, because she could speak French and Spanish. Yeah, yeah, really. She's not making any of this up   (contactmusic.com) divider line 30
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 10:59:01 AM  
It worked out for Chuck Barris.

 
tin_man [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:02:16 AM  
Think of all the needless suffering that could've been avoided if she had chosen another career path.

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:04:46 AM  
tin_man: Think of all the needless suffering that could've been avoided if she had chosen another career path.

Hey she was quite fappable to when I was 15.

/then again, drywall was fappable to when I was 15

 
Blackbird [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:17:30 AM  
Diogenes: It worked out for Chuck Barris.

For Elvis too!

 
Dogbeast [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:21:01 AM  
Diogenes: It worked out for Chuck Barris.

It worked out really staggeringly well for Howard Marks.

 
kwame [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:22:57 AM  
WTF?

www.contactmusic.com

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-05 11:25:30 AM  
kwame: WTF?

Jesus Christ, that's what I was thinking!!! When the farking hell did Gloria Estefan go Goth/Emo?!??!?!

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 11:25:38 AM  
tin_man: Think of all the needless suffering that could've been avoided if she had chosen another career path.

Tell me you weren't blaring this out of your stereo back in the early 80s. Click it, you know you want to.

 
eddie van heinous 2009-03-05 11:52:08 AM  
Glitchwerks: When the farking hell did Gloria Estefan go Goth/Emo?!??!?!

She's emulating the checkout girl she sees at Krispy Kreme every morning. And night. For the past 4 years.

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 12:08:05 PM  
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Not impressed

 
emocomputerjock 2009-03-05 12:34:09 PM  
I would still have sex with her repeatedly.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 12:57:22 PM  
I think someone was just feeding her a line to access her confidential briefs.

/Still quite hot, even as a slightly chunky goth

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-03-05 01:20:48 PM  
kwame: WTF?

does anyone have the technology to zoom in on her neck? something seems to be inscribed there

 
apeiron242 2009-03-05 01:21:51 PM  
Julia Child was a spy.

 
bigbadideasinaction 2009-03-05 01:27:32 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: kwame: WTF?

does anyone have the technology to zoom in on her neck? something seems to be inscribed there

Simple, just say "enhance" and it gets closer on the spot you want. Repeat until you can read it.

 
ScreamingInDigital 2009-03-05 01:39:11 PM  
Glitchwerks: Jesus Christ, that's what I was thinking!!! When the farking hell did Gloria Estefan go Goth/Emo?!??!?!

Is it really that tough to read the caption with the picture?

 
Hardy-r-r 2009-03-05 02:09:17 PM  
ScreamingInDigital: Glitchwerks: Jesus Christ, that's what I was thinking!!! When the farking hell did Gloria Estefan go Goth/Emo?!??!?!

Is it really that tough to read the caption with the picture?

Hah! *ZING*

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-05 02:10:49 PM  
ScreamingInDigital: Is it really that tough to read the caption with the picture?

D'oh!

 
macadamnut 2009-03-05 02:46:24 PM  
SurfaceTension: Hey she was quite fappable to when I she was 15.


/this seat taken?

 
insano 2009-03-05 02:57:01 PM  
Because people who can speak both French and Spanish are so rare?

 
T.rex 2009-03-05 03:11:16 PM  
Its not actually that hard to believe. Exactly what qualities do you expect someone starting out in spying to have? I got news for you, they don't teach how to be a spy in college.

Foreign language is the prerequisite is spying, and you learn everything else on the job.

 
satanicsantoku 2009-03-05 03:42:34 PM  
her pops was one of the cuban expats that took part in the Bay Of Pigs. it's in her blood.

/insanity.

 
RevLovejoy 2009-03-05 03:58:59 PM  
Special Agent Michael Bolton, Super Secrect Operative Kenny G, and Field Agent Amy Grant all call shenanigans.

Seriously, Gloria, methinks if you were to speak of this, if it were true, you'd already be terminated.

 
Ghoulthulhu 2009-03-05 05:56:38 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: I think someone was just feeding her a line to access her confidential briefs.

/Still quite hot, even as a slightly chunky goth

Isnt that the ONLY kind of goth?

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2009-03-05 08:30:26 PM  
Diogenes: It worked out for Chuck Barris.

Wow. Boobies.

 
Some Stupid With A Flare Gun 2009-03-05 09:32:42 PM  
Tell me you weren't blaring this out of your stereo back in the early 80s.
I wasn't blaring that out of my stereo back in the early 80s. I was blaring this out of my stereo in the early 80s.

 
Some Stupid With A Flare Gun 2009-03-05 10:09:22 PM  
And this, of course.

 
shift_DAWG 2009-03-05 10:37:27 PM  
She did some reconaissance of Saddam's chemical weapons employment, but the Kurds got in the way.

 
NYZooMan 2009-03-06 12:53:00 AM  
Yeah, Mata Hari was chosen for her great mind too.

 
Jedekai 2009-03-06 11:12:20 AM  
Honestly I could believe it:

A Cuban who lives in Miami and is fluent in the three most widely spoken languages in the world is hired by the CIA...

Oh! This was REAL and not a sitcom/MacGyver knockoff?

...

I'd say it's still possible.

ALSO:

www.gloria-estefan.com.ar

She's Sharpie-free.

 
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