Glenn Beck is a lying, slanderous coont.

In fact, we're so on The Road to Socialism that Barack Obama's budget reads like he went to MapQuest and printed out turn-by-turn directions to get us to socialism as quickly as possible.

Sweet merciful crap, that is the most inane piece of WHARRGARBL I've seen in ages. Hannity would be proud.

/and one cockpunch to asshatmitter for improper use of the HERO tag

I hear pundits lamenting about "socialism" over the government becoming co-owner of failing financial institutions. Well, there's always been socialism in America - tax breaks for companies that export jobs; taxpayer-paid subsidies for greedy oil companies and others; free health care for Congress - but it's always been socialism for the rich. The rest of us get free enterprise.

Albert Vetere Lannon
Tucson

GASP!

How dare he criticize President Jesus!

Elvis_Bogart: How dare he criticize President Jesus!


Huh? Bush is in Dallas now. Didn't you hear?

Mapquest?
Who uses Mapquest anymore?

Good. If he went to Mapquest, the directions are so garbled and off-target that we'll never get there.

/Had he used Google Maps, we'd already have the means of production in the hands of the proletariat.

Elvis_Bogart: GASP!

How dare he criticize President Jesus!

No. He's a bonafide coont, regardless of what he says about YOUR President. Unless you agree with him that Michael Schaivo is a serial killer, then you're just a coont too.

"We're so on The Road to Socialism that Barack Obama's budget reads like he went to MapQuest and printed out turn-by-turn directions to get us to socialism as quickly as possible"

The budget that was written under the previous administration? You mean that one?

Hey, I think the budget should be vetoed and re-written. But lets put the blame where it's deserved.

I think a lot of people would prefer socialism to the GOP's corporatism.

I wonder if it's one of those that makes you swim across the Atlantic, I like those maps, they're funny.

Bored Horde: I think a lot of people would prefer socialism to the GOP's corporatism.


You have to hand it to the GOP. They've had socialism for the rich and big business for decades and it's all good. But whenever they use the evil socialism (boo!) to talk about anything that helps the poor or middle class, million of morons, who would likely benefit from it, start waving flags and frothing at the mouth...

"The Road to Socialism" is one of my favorite Bing Crosby-Bob Hope comedies.

Mapquest, not so much...

Now google, google knows right where socialism lives...

KyngNothing: Mapquest, not so much...

Now google, google knows right where socialism lives...

Sweet Googly Moogly(no pun) that gave me cramps from laughing...someone get this farker a beer!

Glenn Beck continues to be the voice of reason.

Fail.

In fact, let me simplify.

Glenn Beck

Fail.

KyngNothing: Now google, google knows right where socialism lives...


Google knows everything. Everything...

Occam's Chainsaw: Good. If he went to Mapquest, the directions are so garbled and off-target that we'll never get there.

/Had he used Google Maps, we'd already have the means of production in the hands of the proletariat.

Goddammit, that's exactly what I thought when I read the headline.

This crap headline will probably get greenlit because it's got all the right trolly elements, but it's worth it in this instance for KyngNothing's post.

KyngNothing: I just love how Socialism is apparently a city in California.

urger: Mapquest?
Who uses Mapquest anymore?

Google Maps is the best

Tru dat

Double True

BritneysSpeculum: urger: Mapquest?
Who uses Mapquest anymore?

Google Maps is the best

Tru dat

Double True

Google Maps rocks.

BritneysSpeculum: urger: Mapquest?
Who uses Mapquest anymore?

Google Maps is the best

Tru dat

Double True

Just call me Aaron Burr like the way I'm droppin' Hamiltons.

Poor Glenn...no matter how much GARRRBBLL he WHAARRRRs he's always a bridesmaid to Rush's bloated, drug-addled bride.

tchamber: Google Maps rocks.

reference fail

Glenn Beck here. Sure, my mouth is constantly full of Republican cock, but don't let that fool you, I'm an Independent^TM

Even I get that, and I'm the alcoholic rodeo clown.
/at least he admits he's got a problem.....that's the first step

Occam's Chainsaw: KyngNothing: I just love how Socialism is apparently a city in California.

Mapquest makes you put in a state, and I figured California was the best choice... Little did I know they were already in DC!!

As stupid as he was on CNN, I think Glenn Beck was holding himself in check. He was always crazier on the radio and now that he's gotten over to the happy crazy conservative land of Fox News, he's letting all the wharrgarrbl show.

pwhp_67
I hear pundits lamenting about "socialism" over the government becoming co-owner of failing financial institutions. Well, there's always been socialism in America - tax breaks for companies that export jobs; taxpayer-paid subsidies for greedy oil companies and others; free health care for Congress - but it's always been socialism for the rich. The rest of us get free enterprise.

Once again the right wing is trying to shut down debate with scare words. We should be having a rational discussion about plans that could help get us out of this economic mess. Instead it looks like this even in Washington:

"I think we should temporarily nationalize some of the banks."
"Socialism!"
"Umm... that's not an argument. Perhaps we could intelligently discuss the pros and cons of this option."
"Socialism! Socialism!"
/facepalm

Repeat for discussion of tax policy when it involves, say, slowing the flood of money from the rest of the country to the richest 1%.

Hero tag? WTF?! Really?

Green?

Boourns.

When Republicans are in charge and do something: "It's patrioric and American"

When Democrats are in charge and do something: "It's Socialism, Communist, and Un-American".

Change the record. Move the cheese.

Nabb1: "The Road to Socialism" is one of my favorite Bing Crosby-Bob Hope comedies.

I love Glenn Beck. I wish he would run for office.

DamnYankees: I love Glenn Beck. I wish he would run for office.

Me too, it would guarantee another Democratic sweep.

Nabb1: "The Road to Socialism" is one of my favorite Bing Crosby-Bob Hope comedies.

That was funny. Very.

Arriving at destination, on left.

If socialism is good enough for wall street, it's good enough for me!

urger: Who uses Mapquest anymore?

republicans do when they dial up...

Glenn Beck: The retarded offspring of Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy.

I highly advice viewing Colbert's "Glen Beck" segment from last night-- He's trying to push beck over the edge. It might just work.

pwhp_67: I hear pundits lamenting about "socialism" over the government becoming co-owner of failing financial institutions. Well, there's always been socialism in America - tax breaks for companies that export jobs; taxpayer-paid subsidies for greedy oil companies and others; free health care for Congress - but it's always been socialism for the rich. The rest of us get free enterprise.

Albert Vetere Lannon
Tucson

Don't say that in this town. You'll get strung up.

/wonders why there is so much stupidity in AZ

You know, FDR had already closed all the banks for a week holiday, banned the private ownership of gold, legalized a controlled mind-altering substance (beer, before full repeal of prohibition), and implemented several major federal works projects by this stage (6 weeks) into his presidency. I'm pretty damn sure Obama could move toward socialism much, much faster if he wanted to.

Bored Horde: I think a lot of people would prefer socialism to the GOP's corporatism.

Amen; too bad we have to pick one or the other at each election.

Rev.K: Glenn Beck here. Sure, my mouth is constantly full of Republican cock, but don't let that fool you, I'm an Independent^TM

That's one of the best examples I've ever seen of a pedosmile. Creepy, creepy pic. I have to go have a smoke now just to get that face out of my head.

So, thanks. I actually wanted one anyway.

GARBL's have been WHARRed

* Obama's budget takes the size of our government to the largest it's been since World War II.
* It's got a $1.4 trillion tax increase in it (and oh yeah-we're in the middle of a recession).
* It doubles the debt in eight years.
* It never balances the budget and proposes that, for the next 10 years, our deficits are at a record high.

Just curious, how many of these arguments could have been used against the Bush administration?

Glenn Beck's an idiot, but his metaphor is hilarious.

Ironic usage of Hero tag, right? Right?

Nabb1
"The Road to Socialism" is one of my favorite Bing Crosby-Bob Hope comedies.

How is President Truman like Communist ideology? No class.

/shamelessly stolen from "I Am America and So Can You!"