Maybe Chris Brown should punch his teeth out. Wouldn't that be funny.

Uh-oh, now we have to listen to diatribes about how insightful lyrics extolling the virtues of and inspired by cough-syrup binges really are.

I shall not contribute either way, because I've only heard that one song of his and I'm jealous of the beautiful guitars he carries on stage but cannot play.

unfarkingbelievable: Maybe Chris Brown should punch his teeth out. Wouldn't that be funny.

I can only imagine the damage one could do to one's finger tendons by punching a diamond grill.

Might as well get this out of the way:



Envious of Wayne's bling encrusted grill, but can he bite through steel?

Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. The only sub par rapper out there.

That looks nasty. Especially the black gunk around his bottom teef.

>NashMcNash: Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. one of The onlydecent sub par rappers out there.


fixed that I think

ass2mouth: >NashMcNash: Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. one of The onlydecent sub par rappers out there.


fixed that I think

You have got to be kidding. Or trolling. Well, here we go with the entirety of Fark posting up their favorite MC to prove you wrong. I'm sure we'll get some nerdcore fans in here too. Just great.

Glitchwerks: ass2mouth: >NashMcNash: Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. one of The onlydecent sub par rappers out there.


fixed that I think

You have got to be kidding. Or trolling. Well, here we go with the entirety of Fark posting up their favorite MC to prove you wrong. I'm sure we'll get some nerdcore fans in here too. Just great.

I'm pretty sure Fark's favorite rapper is Weird Al. "Amish Paradise! It's like Coolio, only with crazier hair!

NorCalLos: Glitchwerks: ass2mouth: >NashMcNash: Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. one of The onlydecent sub par rappers out there.


fixed that I think

You have got to be kidding. Or trolling. Well, here we go with the entirety of Fark posting up their favorite MC to prove you wrong. I'm sure we'll get some nerdcore fans in here too. Just great.

I'm pretty sure Fark's favorite rapper is Weird Al. "Amish Paradise! It's like Coolio, only with crazier hair!

Bad Hair Day is easily the best rap album of the 90's.

Glitchwerks: ass2mouth: >NashMcNash: Yes, let's single out Lil Wayne. one of The onlydecent sub par rappers out there.


fixed that I think

You have got to be kidding. Or trolling. Well, here we go with the entirety of Fark posting up their favorite MC to prove you wrong. I'm sure we'll get some nerdcore fans in here too. Just great.

The headline guaranteed it.

/sizzurp

Another chance to re-post this:

I said she can't speak, with any sort of grammar
So I taught her a bit grammar

She-she-she speaks like a LOLCAT (LOLCAT)

Shorty's kind of dumb
Head hollow like a drum
Makes my mind numb
Like having too much rum
Lessons I'll give her some

Oh yeah mama's words were lagging behind
I didn't even know if it was gonna be worth my time
So I made her write out a couple of lines
So hopeless I had to look above for a sign

Man, I've never seen any writing like hers
What was on that page had me at a loss for words
Almost had enough, like I was going to regurge
And no you cannot, "HAZ A CHEEZBURGER"

And that's when she

She-she-she speaks like a LOLCAT (LOLCAT)

Shorty's kind of dumb
Head hollow like a drum
Makes my mind numb
Like having too much rum
She's really just a dunce

I give up on you
Tutoring is going to stop
Drop you like a rock
Dr-dr-drop it like it's hot

Shorty said that, "I IZ JUST A KID"
Shorty said that, "WRITIN HURTS MAH WRISTS
Shorty said that, "IN HIGHSCHOOL I HATED DE LIT"
I told shorty, "Well no farking shiat"

And she can't do this
And she can't do that
This is no fun
I think I'm going to crack
This is no fun
I think I'm going to crack
Like a kneecap

Don't call me, because I've got nothing for you
Don't call me, because I can't do anything for you

She-she-she speaks like a LOLCAT (LOLCAT)

Lil' Wayne has done some admirable work in hip hop, just as Kanye West has done. Are they on my list of top five favorite rappers? No. Are they talented? Yes.

/1.Cook Kids
2.N.E.R.D
3.Lupe Fiasco
4.Mos Def
5. Talib

//in case you were wondering

Do they ever turn you on to stuff?

My 18-year-old, I never forget, this goes back, like, five years. There was this artist who used to make these mixtapes, he used to try to get me to listen to this guy. He said he was the greatest MC of all time. Of course I had to fight with him -- there's a lot of great MCs! His name happened to be Lil Wayne. I was like, "OK, this guy's pretty good." Today he looks at me and he's like, "Dad, I told you."

Link

one ugly mutha..

That's some tacky shiat right there....oh, he's a rapper.

Good rap music. That's an oxymoron if I have ever heard one.

So now he has more rocks in his head...

good & rap = mutually exclusive

Who the hell is this on-talent douchenozzle?

Wow, a fark thread about a rapper and only a few people actually standing up for said rapper.

I actually like Lil Wayne, he's not my favorite, but he's definitely up there.

/fave is Luda
//Theater of the Mind was disappointing though compared to his other work

sewiusproductions: Wow, a fark thread about a rapper and only a few people actually standing up for said rapper.

I actually like Lil Wayne, he's not my favorite, but he's definitely up there.

/fave is Luda
//Theater of the Mind was disappointing though compared to his other work

There are rappers and there is "lil wayne"



(Ow...Uh Huh...Young Mula Baby!)

[ She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper ]

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I ..... like a lollipop

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug
bottles in the club
shawty wanna hump
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

[Verse 1:Lil Wayne]
Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine
even wear her hair down her back like mine
i make her feel right when its wrong like lyin
Man, she ain never had a love like mine
n' man i aint never seen a ass like hers
and that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss fo words
told her to back it up like erp erp
and make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp
and thats when she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
shawty i lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )


Verse 2:
Shawty said the nubian that she with aint shiat
Shawty said the nubian that she with aint this
Shawty said the nubian that she with cant hit
And shawty ima hit it(hit it) like i cant miss
And i cant do this
and i dont do that
shawty needa a refund needa bring that nubian back
this trypa refund;i tell her bring that ass back
and she bring that ass back (she bring that ass back)


CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
and when im on the bottom she hit the very bottom
then we in the bed givin gettin head ( givin gettin hed givin gettin head )
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper


'nuff said.

assegai: sewiusproductions: Wow, a fark thread about a rapper and only a few people actually standing up for said rapper.

I actually like Lil Wayne, he's not my favorite, but he's definitely up there.

/fave is Luda
//Theater of the Mind was disappointing though compared to his other work

There are rappers and there is "lil wayne"



(Ow...Uh Huh...Young Mula Baby!)

[ She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper ]

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I ..... like a lollipop

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug
bottles in the club
shawty wanna hump
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

[Verse 1:Lil Wayne]
Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine
even wear her hair down her back like mine
i make her feel right when its wrong like lyin
Man, she ain never had a love like mine
n' man i aint never seen a ass like hers
and that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss fo words
told her to back it up like erp erp
and make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp
and thats when she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
she said i lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )
shawty i lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop
( oh yeah i like that )

CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )


Verse 2:
Shawty said the nubian that she with aint shiat
Shawty said the nubian that she with aint this
Shawty said the nubian that she with cant hit
And shawty ima hit it(hit it) like i cant miss
And i cant do this
and i dont do that
shawty needa a refund needa bring that nubian back
this trypa refund;i tell her bring that ass back
and she bring that ass back (she bring that ass back)


CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )
shawty wanna hump( oh yeah i like that )
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
( Repeat 2x )

Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah i like that )
bottles in the club( oh yeah i like that )

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
and when im on the bottom she hit the very bottom
then we in the bed givin gettin head ( givin gettin hed givin gettin head )
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya
Call me so i can make it juicy for ya
call me so i can do it juicy for ya

Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper


'nuff said.

It's a matter of taste, I guess yours is just too restrictive.

/plus, that's the "clean" version
//she li-li-li-li-li-licked me like a lollipop
///I hate the farking concept of ADR, it's retarded

sewiusproductions: It's a matter of taste, I guess yours is just too restrictive.

He has the advantage of actually possessing some...

Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

As a NOLA denizen, I begrudgingly respect this guy.

Wrackspurt: sewiusproductions: It's a matter of taste, I guess yours is just too restrictive.

He has the advantage of actually possessing some...

Oh ouch, that hurt so bad.

tha carter iii was the best album in 08 i think, kanye's 808s cd was garbage. nas was too insightful and angry on his.

cormega is the best rapper alive though.

Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

(Queen = Kanye West = Marron 5)

(Queen = Kanye West = Marron 5) < Coldplay

Man people on fark hate the rap, personally I love all types of music. Here is a crazy idea, if you don't like rap then don't listen to it. That being said, I only like maybe 3 lil Wayne songs. And that grill is farking gross, I never did understand the thinking behind those things.

zunkus: Man people on fark hate the rap, personally I love all types of music. Here is a crazy idea, if you don't like rap then don't listen to it. That being said, I only like maybe 3 lil Wayne songs. And that grill is farking gross, I never did understand the thinking behind those things.

I don't listen to Rap. But the gentlemen in the vehicle next to me withe windows down and the music blasting would like me to listen to it anyways. I don't hear nearly enough people forcing me to listen to Beethoven.

ItsNotNewsItsBarc: nas was too insightful and angry on his.

Why is being "too insightful and angry" a bad thing? I heard some of those tracks, and although I didn't care for the music or production, I liked a lot of the message behind Nas's lyrics.

Can't wait to see him flat broke working the drive through at Wendy's.

He's such a shill for corporate music.

Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

Besides "made up," can you provide any detail on that chart of yours?

LewDux: My 18-year-old, I never forget, this goes back, like, five years. There was this artist who used to make these mixtapes, he used to try to get me to listen to this guy. He said he was the greatest MC of all time. Of course I had to fight with him -- there's a lot of great MCs! His name happened to be Lil Wayne. I was like, "OK, this guy's pretty good." Today he looks at me and he's like, "Dad, I told you."

Thanks, now my head farking hurts from trying to make sense of that.

sponkster: Good rap music. That's an oxymoron if I have ever heard one.

Not even in the first ten posts? Come on Fark, you're slipping.

Glitchwerks: ItsNotNewsItsBarc: nas was too insightful and angry on his.

Why is being "too insightful and angry" a bad thing? I heard some of those tracks, and although I didn't care for the music or production, I liked a lot of the message behind Nas's lyrics.

I actually like a lot of the message there too, but I felt that his anger got in the way of being insightful. A lot of it came off as the rants of an angry teenager, which is a shame because the album had potential.

factoryconnection: Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

Besides "made up," can you provide any detail on that chart of yours?

Take it with a grain of salt, buddy.

Link (new window)

Hebalo: Thanks, now my head farking hurts from trying to make sense of that.

It seams that you are close to the edge. My advice - don't push it too hard if you don't want to loose your head. Ah huh-huh-huh.

I used to be a Lil Wayne hater. Thought Lollipop was the stupidest thing I ever heard, Got Money seemed just generic and boring, A Milli was ok but nothing special. Then my friends played a mix CD of his mixtape stuff while we smoked the good herb. I am now a fan. I Feel Like Dying is one of the best rap songs I've heard in a long time. Hardbody, I'm A Beast, and Kush are crazy good too.

....i cannot imagine garbage like this even being considered as music or some type of 'street' art form. Is no-talent mumblings marketed to a group of bottom-feeding losers.

There is too much music available out there (and for free, too, did you know?) for you guys to really spread this hate on Lil Wayne and hip hop and rap music. Doesn't take much to ignore him. If I can do it, so can you!

Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

haha, that's pretty accurate!

Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

I was born on the same day as Beethoven. I listen to Beethoven and Lil Wayne. What does that make me? fark your charts and graphs.

Unimpressed. And hot.

Bob Ondeeznuts: Jamdug!: Chart shows people who listens to different types of music and their corresponding SAT scores.

Lil Wayne is in the top left corner.

I was born on the same day as Beethoven. I listen to Beethoven and Lil Wayne. What does that make me? fark your charts and graphs.

It makes you average.

assegai:

Actually, it's "And when I'm at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham (ride 'em)" which is pretty clever. And that chart is meaningless, or do we all think Guster and Counting Crows fans are intelligent?

AgentOrangeDrink: assegai:

Actually, it's "And when I'm at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham (ride 'em)" which is pretty clever. And that chart is meaningless, or do we all think Guster and Counting Crows fans are intelligent?

This might be clever if it were a double entendre, which it isn't.

Bob Ondeeznuts: I listen to Beethoven and Lil Wayne. What does that make me?

very confused...although I suppose you can't appreciate the greats unless you also listen to shiat.