I like this guy.

You sure he didn't swipe that from Karl Rove?

Love Rahm Emanuel.
It's like having Ari Gold running the White House.


/yeah, I know. His brother....

I'd like to be Assistant Director of STFU and GBTW...

xanadian: I'd like to be Assistant Director of STFU and GBTW...

I'm already Deputy Director for Goddammitsomuch!

I wanna be Secretary of the Posterior.

/red beans and rice didn't miss her

So he's the new Dick Cheney.

what_now: You sure he didn't swipe that from Karl Rove?

No, no, no. Karl's was "Baby eating fat fark".

BobtheFascist: So he's the new Dick Cheney.

He's not President.

Hey, he's not the first. Josh Bolten also told Congress to go fark themselves.

So much for the buck stopping anywhere near him.

He'll always be the Chief Knob-Gobbler.

Ari/Rahm 2012!



Could you imagine the possibilities with him as president?

rahm emanuel is an israeli asshole. his father is a terrorist.
fark him.

Too bad there won't be a full investigation of the Blago affair.

I'm going to go with (d) I'm a farking tax cheat and a liar - I should fit right in.

that's what he is telling the american tax payers -- go f*ck yourselves.

I just read the article linked FROM the article. Rahm Emanuel seems like an awesome guy. From said article:

When Emanuel was a teen-ager, he lost half of his right middle finger, after cutting it on a meat slicer--an accident, Obama once joked, that "rendered him practically mute."

That made me LOL.

Satan_Sunburn: I'm going to go with (d) I'm a farking tax cheat and a liar - I should fit right in.

Don't you mean (d) for Duuuurrrrrrrr...

As long as he doesn't take off his jacket, he's ok

sattizahn: Ari/Rahm 2012!



Could you imagine the possibilities with him as president?

He could sign America to do Aquaman 2?

I like the comment at the bottom. ! month of Obama's policies have given him huge losses in his retirement.
No, nothing's been going on for the past several years, it all happened after January 21st.

xanadian: I just read the article linked FROM the article. Rahm Emanuel seems like an awesome guy. From said article:

When Emanuel was a teen-ager, he lost half of his right middle finger, after cutting it on a meat slicer--an accident, Obama once joked, that "rendered him practically mute."
That made me LOL.

If you dig through youtube there's an event where Obama roasts Rahm. That's where the joke is from. And the rest of the roast is pretty funny too.

"Let them eat cake" wouldn't fit?

/how's that $100/pound steak there, asshole.

The comments on TFA are hilarious. Apparently, its already Obama's fault that the stock market is in the toilet.

I want to be Satirist of State.

mtman900: As long as he doesn't take off his jacket, he's ok

Ronald Reagan wore a full body condom every time he stepped foot into the Oval Office.

The Obama Administration has certainly said that to investors. Glad to know there is an actual department overseeing that.

czetie: The comments on TFA are hilarious. Apparently, its already Obama's fault that the stock market is in the toilet.

I want to be Satirist of State.

We already have one.

soakitincider 2009-03-05 10:36:36 AM
that's what he is telling the american tax payers -- go f*ck yourselves.

You sound a little butthurt.

Satan_Sunburn: I'm going to go with (d) I'm a farking tax cheat and a liar - I should fit right in.

This is funny.

I Said: mtman900: As long as he doesn't take off his jacket, he's ok

Ronald Reagan wore a full body condom every time he stepped foot into the Oval Office.



Approves

Why the Fark has the Stewart clip not shown up yet?

Jon Destroys CNBC

The Butthurt is strong with this thread.

cchris_39: "Let them eat cake" wouldn't fit?

/how's that $100/pound steak there, asshole.

While I can certainly appreciate any appeal against reckless and obscene luxury, especially in the face of the current economic climate...

You ARE aware of how ridiculous it is to criticize the luxury found in one of the most prestigious residences in the country, which quite often plays host to dignitaries, heads of state, and other extremely high VIPs, right?

"Oooooh, look at Mr. Fancy Pants in the White House! I bet he has arugula in his fancy big house! Oooooh, he must drink microbrews and shops at Whole Foods!"

Especially after the arugula hilarity last year... kinda falls flat these days.

Now that's classy. It surely fits with the Lib attitude.

PlasticMoby: The Butthurt is strong with this thread.

As it is with EVERY Obama thread.

Go with what ya know...or, at least, what Rush tells you that you know.

PlasticMoby: The Butthurt is strong with this thread.

It is now.

xanadian: When Emanuel was a teen-ager, he lost half of his right middle finger, after cutting it on a meat slicer--an accident, Obama once joked, that "rendered him practically mute."

Damn. That's a Dorothy Parker-worthy snap.

"Best Crook n Chitown"

I'd think it'd be 'never let a good crisis go to waste'.

happydude45: Now that's classy. It surely fits with the Lib attitude.

Oh, please...if ANY Republican had that sign, yo'd be acting the same way Dems are about this.

sattizahn: Ari/Rahm 2012!



Could you imagine the possibilities with him as president?

Let's keep the theme of TV characters inspired by the Emanuel brothers:

Josh Lyman/Ari Gold 2012

Oh, imagine the possibilities

BobtheFascist: So he's the new Dick Cheney.

Not unless he starts throwing his plaque at Senators.

sgilman: Why the Fark has the Stewart clip not shown up yet?

Jon Destroys CNBC

That was brilliant. When I saw Jim Kramer practically crying because Obama wasn't governing based on the stock market, I thought I was going to die laughing.

We need a Russian Ambassador of Don't fark With Us, A Bi-Partisan Committee Chair for the advancement of the shutting the fark up and quitting of the whining, and a Department of Defense division of Quit farking this shiat Up.

I have no problem with govt officials not sugar coating things.

Mentat: sgilman: Why the Fark has the Stewart clip not shown up yet?

Jon Destroys CNBC

That was brilliant. When I saw Jim Kramer practically crying because Obama wasn't governing based on the stock market, I thought I was going to die laughing.

It was honestly farking painful (and was, frankly, a segment that deserves a farking Peabody).

Anyone who says that TDS's jokes write themselves needs to realize how much research and tape-sifting they must do to be able to distill two years of farking CNBC footage into a few minutes of utter, crushing failure that can be understood and appreciated by any viewer.

His friends and enemies alike agree that you do not fark with Rahm Emanuel.

Bloody William: You ARE aware of how ridiculous it is to criticize the luxury found in one of the most prestigious residences in the country, which quite often plays host to dignitaries, heads of state, and other extremely high VIPs, right?

Forget that, man. You want ridiculous? Most folks who bash Obama as being an elitist, fancy lettuce eating snob use the other side of their mouths to bash anyone who does not want to be a CEO. Fark fancy lettuce. They want one thousand dollar bottles of wine and one hundred dollar steaks. I can tell these people don't know any of the executives they are so quick to exalt.

(And FWIW, while most of the executives I have worked are sociopaths, some are great people who really care about their work and the people under them.)