"If you buy this book, I'll make you a Senator."

"Hey, Buy This Farking Book, I Got Legal Bills and Shiat"

"Incarcerated Graft-filled Rod"

"Balls of steel, hair of a god, soul only a mother could love: the Rod Blagojevich story"

"I tried to sell a Senate seat, and all I got was this lousy book deal."

On behalf of my brother, who is not a Totalfarker:

"The Rod Warrior"

and

"Waiting for Gov-Dough"

"I Swear"

/subtitle: the greatest work of fiction since the vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service

"This book title...it's a farking valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing. I've got this thing. And it's farking golden. I'm just not giving it up for farking nothing."

"Illinois Shrugged"

Blag, Blag, Blag.

"The Man, The Hair, The Legend"

"From Gov. Blagojevich to Bubba's Vich: The Rod Blagojevich Story"

For shame, Chicago, for missing the obvious title:

"farkING GOLDEN"

The Truthienesshead.

Atillathepun: On behalf of my brother, who is not a Totalfarker:

"The Rod Warrior"

and

"Waiting for Gov-Dough"

my vote, in exchange for the keyboard your brother and you owe me.
/seriously. coffee out my nose onto pc. people in my office are wondering whats up

"Hair today, gone tomorrow."

Book title: "I'm a G** D*** Socialist, and so are all my friends!"

Odd Rod, the powerwhore God.

A Brush with the law

"Making People and Influencing Friends"

"Unbridled Arrogance"

"I Comb My Hair From The Dark Side"

Is "Hair 2: Moronic Boogaloo" still open?

"From Hair To Absurdity"

"Pay me $10,000 and you can pick the title of this book.."

"The Blagojevich Suicide Notes"

"Doing It The Chicago Way: If They Come At You With A Senate Seat, You Bring A Bribe"

maddogdelta: "Pay me $10,000 and you can pick the title of this book.."

This time with voting goodness.... // dammit

Behind the Green Door

"Helmet-haired Hot Head"

"The Vagina Flatulences"

The Hair Up There?

ProdigalSigh
Just read your blog: you're a wordsmith, man. Real talent.
And on topic, I just votificated you.

"They Call Me Blago -- Because Nobody Can Pronounce My Farking Name"

The Hair Up There?

/now with super terrific happy votey dragon fun

Influence for Sale: An Illinois Indictment

Just Another Day in Chicago Politics

by Rod Blagojevich
With a Forward by Ron Emmanuel
Edited by Dick Durbin
Additional Text by Jesse Jackson, Jr.
Ultimately OKAY'd for publication by a guy you never heard of but runs everything

"Lawyers' Fees"

"God is my co-pilot, hair is my helmet, corruption is my middle name, Ditka could beat a hurricane."

Hell Toupee: Never Wig in out under advershairy.

"Admiral Hairdo"

Obama and Me

/That's if he wants sales

I make Clinton look like an Honest Man:

The Rod Blagojevich Story.


George Bush ain't gost farking shiat on me:


The Rod Blagojevich Story


Blagojevich: Will that be cash or check.

"I Don't Care, I'm STILL NOT GUILTY! Vote for me in 2010!": How to Ignore Overwhelming Audio Evidence and Public Outrage.

Sold!

"at least i wasn't that guy in the bathroom, who thinks he's not gay"

"That's not a hair question."

Obama is my copilot.

"This Book is a farking Valuable Thing and I'm Not Gonna Just Give It Away For Free" by Rod Blagojevich

Hair We Go Again