Yeah, what a pig....

Give me a couple of minutes alone with her, I swear it would be like a vaccine... just a little prick and its over before she knows it


/she's really hot. miawwwwwwww...

Eh, if she's doing a physically demanding show for any length of time, she'll keep the weight off and probably even lose some.

She looks a lot better than she did a year ago

mm! well, i gotta tell ya.... mm-mm-MM! wouldn't push that outta bed, for sure.

She's gorgeous on the outside.

R.A.Danny: She's gorgeous on the outside.

And that's what counts.

So she's gained what, 5 lb? bfd.
I'd still break her like a shotgun.

Like the fist of an angry god.

Hit worse.

I'm not sure why she wears a mic during her performances, Do people still think she sings live?

Huh. Now she looks normal, instead of nasty skinny.

She could use a little bit of muscle tone, though.

Britney,

Madonna wants her show back.

So were there any musicians present?

I mean.. a real band at all?

Bleah.

I would have a 4 way with her, Lohan and Paris in a very fluid-draining way filled with lesbian interplay. Then I would shoot them all in the head and light the place on fire, including myself, to kill teh herp.

PC LOAD LETTER: I would have a 4 way with her, Lohan and Paris in a very fluid-draining way filled with lesbian interplay. Then I would shoot them all in the head and light the place on fire, including myself, to kill teh herp.

It's like winning the lottery and choosing intensity over duration. I understand completely.

Spears does nothing for me. She isn't cute, isn't sexy and she's a batshiat crazy talentless drama queen.

Meh.

Shes not popstar hot, but she still looks good.

Like it owed me money.

slackist: Meh.

You know how we know you're gay?

It is quite possible that I may be the horniest heterosexual male evar. I may need to get laid more than any male, at any place on the globe, at any point since the dawning of man has ever needed to get laid, and I have to tell you, this girl does nothing for me. Even with the link's dirty dozen pics of her sluttin' it up Mr. Happy takes a nappy.

Dupa: It is quite possible that I may be the horniest heterosexual male evar. I may need to get laid more than any male, at any place on the globe, at any point since the dawning of man has ever needed to get laid, and I have to tell you, this girl does nothing for me. Even with the link's dirty dozen pics of her sluttin' it up Mr. Happy takes a nappy.

Ladies and Gentlemen: I present the definition of cognitive dissonance

Hell, compared to the way she looked when she shaved her head and was all sloppy looking, she looks really good now. She may not have the body she had a few years ago but she does not look that bad - although some of those outfits are not very flattering and make her look worse than some of the others do...

Now Jessica in the mom jeans looked like shiat to me - like the hot girl from high school that you see at the ten year reunion. She still thinks she is hot but she has gotten all doughy looking in interim. It was not a good look on her at all.

She never did it for me back then and certainly not now. I just never thought she was cute. Jessica heavier looks womanly. Britney, not so much.

I think she looks a lot healthier. And a lot hotter. Mrow!

Dupa: It is quite possible that I may be the horniest heterosexual male evar. I may need to get laid more than any male, at any place on the globe, at any point since the dawning of man has ever needed to get laid, and I have to tell you, this girl does nothing for me. Even with the link's dirty dozen pics of her sluttin' it up Mr. Happy takes a nappy.

Gotta steal a quote from another thread:

But then again, I'myou are gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

/ tyvm Tourney3p0

The top two photos from that artice definitely show a coont lip. fapfapfapfapfapfapfpaf

you know you saw it.

She is a pig. No matter how much money she pours onto herself, she will never wash the skank out of her. And she has thunder thighs.

Oh yeah, she can't sing.

Who would spend their hard earned cash to watch this mime lip sync?

/FAIL

i think her body looks fine, but all these high wasted wierd short things she's wearing are a turn off.

Thicker than cold grits!

Well, her knees aren't sharp, so she's got that going for her....

Looks like she's still doing her best Madonna impression.

Unmatched Brutality: The top two photos from that artice definitely show a coont lip. fapfapfapfapfapfapfpaf

you know you saw it.

Folded thigh flab.
But whatever gets you off.

RetroGnome: I'm not sure why she wears a mic during her performances, Do people still think she sings live?



Sense ain't got a whole lot to do with it.

//hotlink

Mmmm. Back in shape post-Federsquabs, prancing around in S&M gear mere miles away from the trailer park in which she was spawned. All her hair has grown back, her manager is no longer crushing anti-depressants into her food...
Can't sing, doesn't really dance...just squirms and struts in a vain effort to recapture that way she was hot back when she was a 15-year-old alleged virgin with a spanking fetish.
Yeah, baby...yeah. That's hot.

I'm sure the 15 year old girls that emulate her will look great in those outfits.

RetroGnome: I'm not sure why she wears a mic during her performances

I think its actually just a pipe cleaner and a foam ball painted black and glued to an old 80s walkman headset.

Yes please.

Riotboy: Who would spend their hard earned cash to watch this mime lip sync?

/FAIL

I'd pay to have her step up to my mic.

/YESSIR!

R.A.Danny: slackist: Meh.

You know how we know you're gay?

The same way we know that you aren't ever going to get out of your mom's basement?

I like 8 months pregnant cigarette-smoking jeans-cutoffs and tank-top wearing Britney better.

slackist: R.A.Danny: slackist: Meh.

You know how we know you're gay?

The same way we know that you aren't ever going to get out of your mom's basement?

C'mon man... at least be original... try something like "The same way we know the last pussy you saw was your own mangina?"

Bathe her and bring her to me

Hmmmmm, I'd put her at about 12 - 13 stone.

slackist: R.A.Danny: slackist: Meh.

You know how we know you're gay?

The same way we know that you aren't ever going to get out of your mom's basement?

C'mon man... at least be original... try something like "The same way we know the last pussy you saw was your own mangina?"

Or... "The same way we know that you aint had vag since the vag had you."


That being said, I think she looks pretty damn good. I get the backstory bothering people but I don't think I would let it bother me much.

I also wouldn't listen if at all possible

if that were me living her life, I would kill myself (once I ran out of money)

drevil877: Britney,

Madonna wants her show back.

Came for this; would have been disappointed if no one had commented that this has all been done, before. Am one of those people who begrudgingly respect Madonna. No one ever accused her of being stupid. Annoying, sure. Stupid? Not on your life.

No thanks. She had sex with K-Fed, which is a real turn off.

number_seven: Yeah, what a pig....

Am I the only wondering what happened to her right hand in this photo? Did she confuse her cheetos stained right hand fingers for more cheetos and gnaw them off?

She is hot!

barbwirekisses: She is hot!

Yeah, baby!

She's as hot as any gal strutting into WalMart.