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(Spike) Amusing Top 10 dirtiest rap songs of all time: makes you long for the good ol' days when Chuck Berry had to use expressions like "Ding-a-Ling"   (spike.com) divider line 59
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chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 12:49:53 PM  
MLK would have been so proud.

 
J-CO [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:06:40 PM  
That Necro song is definitely the dirtiest rap song I've ever heard. The lyrics he lists are the cleanest in the song.

 
Bored Horde 2009-03-04 01:15:41 PM  
Is Get Low on that list? I love that song.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:17:11 PM  
its missing the biggest contender: NWA's "Just Dont Bite It" (new window)

 
jchic [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:27:55 PM  
I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:37:55 PM  
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:40:09 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
Could show these little rapper snappers a thing or two.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:41:54 PM  

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:56:11 PM  
Who's that chick with the nice bod but total butterface in the picture at the top?

 
PunchDrunkPanda 2009-03-04 01:56:48 PM  
Drips - Eminem ft. Obie Trice

And to think he talks about killing and raping the mother of his child with that mouth.

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:57:12 PM  
Never mind - it's "Khia," whoever the hell that is.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 01:58:28 PM  
No Akinyele?

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:00:07 PM  
tnpir: Who's that chick with the nice bod but total butterface in the picture at the top?

did you scroll down?

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:07:10 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: its missing the biggest contender: NWA's "Just Dont Bite It" (new window)

"She Swallowed It" is just ruthless, MC Ren talks about um, penetrating an underage preacher's daughter in the anus with a broomstick handle (that's about as clean as I can make it). We used to listen to that album when we were like 12 while we played Genesis and all turned out fine, by the way. I would put "Ain't No Fun" by Snoop on there too, that is a classic.

/Also, gimmick white rappers like Necro shouldn't be on any lists because they are garbage and don't count.

 
sponkster [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:18:49 PM  
What language are these song written in?

 
Bored Horde 2009-03-04 02:29:08 PM  
jchic: I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

Ice burn, brah

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:43:47 PM  
Is Apache - "Gangsta biatch" on that list? I can't see it.
what about "biatch Better Have My Money"?

-this is really a bookmark

 
Beconwulf 2009-03-04 02:51:04 PM  
A certain somebody with the Pioneer Fund smiles knowingly.

www.pioneerfund.org

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:52:09 PM  
Too bad Lords of Acid doesn't do rap.

 
Fondle My Sweaters [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 02:58:12 PM  
tnpir: Never mind - it's "Khia," whoever the hell that is.

My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my ass crack. Those lyrics seem poetic enough to me.

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 03:01:49 PM  
How is 2 Live Crew's opus "The Fark Shop" not on this list?

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 03:24:27 PM  
jchic: I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

Yeah white people never do anything bad at all and our culture is perfect, it's really only the African American community who have a trashy culture. This article is evidence of the actions of all black people; you're so dead on. You don't even seem remotely racist, just well informed with a keen eye for what's going on in the world

 
JMcDub [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 04:10:52 PM  
While Khia might've had this 'dirty' song, she didn't stay in the game successfully. She was on last season's Miss Rap Supreme on VH1 and didn't last long there either. She was a mess.

For those of you who aren't familiar with the show, it's a reality/elimination show of street rappers trying to make it big. MC Serch hosts/produces it.

 
jchic [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 04:33:58 PM  
SnakeLee: jchic: I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

Yeah white people never do anything bad at all and our culture is perfect, it's really only the African American community who have a trashy culture. This article is evidence of the actions of all black people; you're so dead on. You don't even seem remotely racist, just well informed with a keen eye for what's going on in the world


Okay then. Not real sure what your point is supposed to be. The link was about rap songs. Rap is strongly linked with the African American culture. I find it horribly degrading and hurtful to the black community (for the most part). Now if you wish to write an article about a similar Euro-American genre we can talk about that.

 
Boyd Schidt 2009-03-04 04:35:06 PM  
Linked blocked. Is Gettin' Jiggy Wit It on the list?

 
tricycleracer 2009-03-04 04:38:04 PM  
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Glitchwerks 2009-03-04 04:38:46 PM  
mitchcumstein1: How is 2 Live Crew's opus "The Fark Shop" not on this list?

Not as dirty. In that time period, the nastiest record was by the Dogs. You probably know them better from their classic single "Your Momma's On Crack Rock."

 
Brown Jenkems 2009-03-04 04:39:27 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: what about "biatch Better Have My Money"?

Nope. This list fails without AMG.

 
Kuta 2009-03-04 04:39:33 PM  

 
ADIDAS247 2009-03-04 04:43:51 PM  
There's 10 new songs to add to my dad's ipod.

No Trick Daddy - Nan Nigg*?

 
Wintermute6 [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 04:45:41 PM  
jchic: SnakeLee: jchic: I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

Yeah white people never do anything bad at all and our culture is perfect, it's really only the African American community who have a trashy culture. This article is evidence of the actions of all black people; you're so dead on. You don't even seem remotely racist, just well informed with a keen eye for what's going on in the world

Okay then. Not real sure what your point is supposed to be. The link was about rap songs. Rap is strongly linked with the African American culture. I find it horribly degrading and hurtful to the black community (for the most part). Now if you wish to write an article about a similar Euro-American genre we can talk about that.


Sweet, let's talk about death metal then. Unless there's some culturally redeeming factor to "F*cked with a Knife" that I'm missing.

 
Dr.Zom 2009-03-04 04:57:13 PM  
No "Givin' Up the Nappy Dug Out" by Cube?

List fail.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 05:12:22 PM  
JMcDub: MC Serch hosts/produces it.

What?
THE Mc Serch?

/steppin to the A.M

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 05:18:52 PM  
jchic:

Okay then. Not real sure what your point is supposed to be. The link was about rap songs. Rap is strongly linked with the African American culture. I find it horribly degrading and hurtful to the black community (for the most part). Now if you wish to write an article about a similar Euro-American genre we can talk about that.


My point is that white people have plenty of garbage in their/our culture, but you wouldn't think it was fair for a random black guy to judge you from what he knew from Jerry Springer. This stuff is bad, but every other race has put out stuff that is it's equal. The point of not being racist is that all races are capable of good things and bad things, and by saying that an entire culture should be held responsible for the absolute most offensive thing you can find is just cherry picking to fulfill your own misguided stereotypes.

Besides, you of all people should be well versed in people thinking of you as their inferior without knowing anything about you. Your profile clearly says you're from Florida.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-04 05:28:32 PM  
SnakeLee: The point of not being racist is that all races are capable of good things and bad things, and by saying that an entire culture should be held responsible for the absolute most offensive thing you can find is just cherry picking to fulfill your own misguided stereotypes.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but I feel there are entire cultures that should be held responsible for some really bad music. Particularly Scandinavian countries and white people for unleashing some of the worst music ever created...black metal.

 
stappawho 2009-03-04 05:32:15 PM  
No Brotha Lynch? I guess that is more disgusting than dirty.

 
I Like Bread 2009-03-04 05:40:57 PM  
Psh. My dad has a record album of old raunchy jazz songs. "You Broke My Cherry" is a notable one.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 05:50:55 PM  
AlwaysRightBoy: Could show these little rapper snappers a thing or two.

Kiss my aura, Dora. It's real angora. Would y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
How 'bout you, Fauna? You wanna?

/Sound like you might be choking on something.

 
DeepDownHounds 2009-03-04 05:53:02 PM  
Why can't the rappers be wholesome like that nice Stanley Burrell?

Oh wait, nevermind. (new wiener)

/Don't like 'em stiggity fat, I like 'em stiggity stacked *sigh*
//Really, Hammer?

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-03-04 06:00:36 PM  
jchic: SnakeLee: jchic: I thought Black History Month was over. Talk about something to stand up and be proud of.

Yeah white people never do anything bad at all and our culture is perfect, it's really only the African American community who have a trashy culture. This article is evidence of the actions of all black people; you're so dead on. You don't even seem remotely racist, just well informed with a keen eye for what's going on in the world

Okay then. Not real sure what your point is supposed to be. The link was about rap songs. Rap is strongly linked with the African American culture. I find it horribly degrading and hurtful to the black community (for the most part). Now if you wish to write an article about a similar Euro-American genre we can talk about that.


Norwegian Face Paint Metal.

I WENT THERE.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-04 06:05:47 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad:
Norwegian Face Paint Metal.

I WENT THERE.


I already did. I should have called it "Face Paint Metal" though. Much more appropriate.

"Oh look, I painted my face white! I'm so scary! I wear a spiked collar! I played D&D last night and sacrificed my virginity unto Thor!"

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2009-03-04 06:06:31 PM  
I used to date a girl who loved that Slick Rick song. I probably shouldn't have broken up with her so soon.

 
fritopendejo 2009-03-04 06:06:52 PM  
list fails w/o What, What In The Butt

 
Bob Wood_National Program Director 2009-03-04 06:46:07 PM  
No Kool Keith?

 
tical 2009-03-04 07:00:26 PM  
Knew Too Short would be in there.

 
John Buck 41 2009-03-04 07:01:16 PM  
Does Bill Cosby know about this ******g ***t?

 
spleef420 2009-03-04 07:43:13 PM  
THAT Necro song? has the writer ever heard any of his other songs? They're ALL like that...hell, the whole Non-Phixion crew is dirty as fark.

and no Jedi Mind Tricks? "I'll stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss"

2 Live Crew is a Sesame Street group compared to some of todays acts.

 
thegod082 2009-03-04 08:08:50 PM  
"Wildflower" by Ghostface should have been on the list.

 
I Like Bread 2009-03-04 08:28:42 PM  
All these pretenders should bow down to DJ Assault.

 
Iceberg659 2009-03-04 09:05:47 PM  
Nothing tops sitting in a club full of co-eds watching them dance and sing "Put it in my mouth..." over and over.

Made it easier to pick out the goers.

 
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