FTA: 'I was a little disappointed,' 15-year-old Carly Johnson said. 'I thought there would be tigers on stage, like a real circus.'

And that my friends, is all you need to know about her fans.

FTA: Further praise flooded in for Spears who controlled her crowd in a short red and black ringmaster get-up, assisted by whizzing clowns, jugglers and ninjas

Holy shiat! clowns and ninjas. farking ninjas!! How cool is that shiat?!?

'Oh my god, she looks amazing,' said Joshua "Gay as the Day is Long" Matassa, 23, from New Orleans.

beerrun: FTA: Further praise flooded in for Spears who controlled her crowd in a short red and black ringmaster get-up, assisted by whizzing clowns, jugglers and ninjas

Holy shiat! clowns and ninjas. farking ninjas!! How cool is that shiat?!?

Whizzing clowns. The mind boggles.

?

whizzing clowns

So this isn't a family show, then?

Dallymo: beerrun: FTA: Further praise flooded in for Spears who controlled her crowd in a short red and black ringmaster get-up, assisted by whizzing clowns, jugglers and ninjas

Holy shiat! clowns and ninjas. farking ninjas!! How cool is that shiat?!?

Whizzing clowns. The mind boggles.

The Aristocrats?

Whizzing clowns?



/rule 34 is in effect

She is filling in quite nicely as a white trash 30 something year old.

/Pass the meth?
//Two years.

Sybarite: 'Oh my god, she looks amazing,' said Joshua "Gay as the Day is Long" Matassa, 23, from New Orleans.

Oh this has made me have a happy day indeed.

"However, both fans and her fiercest critics gave her the benefit of the doubt and said they got their kicks despite the singer only addressing her audience once."

Well at least they come out and say it. There were only two people there to watch the show.

It's not FARK, it's obvious.com

/right?

Did anyone not expect this to be the case? Really?

The only Britney Spears I'll remember is the one from that red Esquire cover a few years ago. UNREAL!

"Triumphant Britney Spears has pulled off her hotly anticipated stage return despite claims she failed to sing a single song live during her 20-track comeback in New Orleans. "

When has she ever sung live? She's been lip-synching (badly) for as long as I remember. People are surprised that she is still lip-synching?

"Her physical form, still beautiful, didn't take one's breath away the way it did when she was 17."

Why don't you have a seat right over there.

I'm still trying to figure out why it's supposedly newsworthy that a piece of aging no-talent eyecandy is being outed as a piece of aging no-talent eyecandy.

There's two kind of people who even remotely care about Spears:

1. Teen girls who want to be her
2. The straight male population that wants to be in her

/Happy Obvious Day!

The crowd should be thankful she wasn't singing live.

Dallymo: beerrun: FTA: Further praise flooded in for Spears who controlled her crowd in a short red and black ringmaster get-up, assisted by whizzing clowns, jugglers and ninjas

Holy shiat! clowns and ninjas. farking ninjas!! How cool is that shiat?!?

Whizzing clowns. The mind boggles.

New keyboard, please.